In the end, Sanchi Gyaltsen still did not act on his own. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

In line with the principle that this proficiency cannot be done by me alone, Sanji Gyaltsen dragged a few barefoot Dao Immortals into the water and asked Chu Yang to grant them the art of soul searching, so that there would be more skilled workers pretending to be natives.

"Old monk, you have a celebrity who is willing to practice, and he once said, "If I don't go to hell, who will go to hell." Chu Yang was suspicious of Sanji Gyaltsen, "Why don't you have the characteristics of this celebrity at all?" ”

"That celebrity is King Mahasattva." Sanchi Gyaltsen said, "That's a powerful person who has cultivated to the bodhisattva land. ”

After speaking, the group went their separate ways, with the goal of finding an opportunity to assassinate the queen.

Although Sanchi Gyaltsen is a tantric living Buddha, he has been practicing in the red dust all year round, so he has a lot of contact with things in the end of the Dharma world, and he has watched a lot of TV dramas.

At this time, he is obviously based on the principles of TV dramas, at this time, he should find a food delivery person, pretend to be a food delivery person to sneak into the palace, and then wait for the opportunity to move.

This trick is really common in Chinese TV dramas, from palace fighting dramas to anti-Japanese dramas, from costume dramas to modern dramas, pretending to deliver food is obviously the director's favorite choice for mixing somewhere.

Such a brainwashing of multiple TV series repeatedly shows the same way, so that living Buddhas like Sanchi Gyaltsen subconsciously regard this trick as the best choice for infiltrating the palace.

In such a world where the queen is honored, there is no shortage of female men.

Therefore, Sanji Gyaltsen sadly discovered that the character in this world who pushes a cart that takes great effort to push to deliver food to the palace is actually a woman!

It's not scientific!

A girl who looked smart, pushing a cart with at least 100 catties of vegetables on it, said hello to the guards at the side gate of the palace, and then pushed the cart into the palace.

Although Sanchi Gyaltsen has learned how to change his appearance, he has not yet learned how to change into a woman!

"It's really a failure," Sanchi Gyaltsen sighed...... "It seems that the gap between me and the cultivators of the Bodhisattva Land, in addition to cultivation and comprehension, is that I can't change into a woman who is enough to be fake, and I can't help me by temporarily cramming Buddha's feet, so now I can only find another way." ”

So Sanchi Gyaltsen walked around the palace again, but he couldn't find anything suitable to start with, so he returned to the side gate of the palace.

"I said, you weirdo, you've been staring at me since I entered the palace, and you're still staring at me, what are your plans?" A female voice sounded, but it was the girl who delivered the food and was standing in front of Sanchi Gyaltsen meditating on the side of the road.

"I'm here waiting to plant people's hearts." Sanchi Gyaltsen said, "What I see here is a lot of people, not just you. ”

"I already have a wife, and my wife has three chapters of the law with me, and I am not allowed to take a concubine, so even if you look at me, it's useless!" The words of this watery girl Lei Ren came as soon as she opened her mouth, and Sanchi Gyaltsen almost collapsed.

"Why doesn't your wife allow you to take a concubine?" I have to say that although Sanji Gyaltsen was scorched by thunder, he was not an ordinary person, he did not show half of the look of being thundered, but discussed the question of "why can't you take a concubine" with this girl very freely.

"What's the matter with you?" The girl became more and more convinced that this man was here to stick to herself, and she scolded her angrily and left.

Sanchi Gyaltsen pinched the stealth and followed behind the girl.

Stealth is not really invisible, but reduces the sense of presence, making it difficult for others to notice you, and if the other party is an extremely powerful being, then this trick is useless.

Apparently this girl was not strong, because she did not notice that Sanchi Gyaltsen was following her all the way.

To Sanchi Gyaltsen's surprise, the house where this girl lived was not as ordinary as he imagined.

If you look at the content often broadcast in TV dramas, those who generally deliver food, even if their family is not poor, that is, ordinary cloth people.

However, this unknown small world does not play according to the routine at all, and this girl's home is completely worthy of descriptions such as "Honest House" and "Rich Merchant Mansion" from the outside.

A big man is standing at the door of the girl's house, leaning against the door, making a beauty leaning on the railing, waiting for the girl's return.

Sanji Gyaltsen flashed a lot of barrages like #% in his head, and he felt that his three views were refreshed again.

Obviously, this big man is the lady in the girl's mouth.

Sanchi Gyaltsen thought that he could knock out his sister, and then disguise himself as his sister's wife to deliver food to his "husband", but the scene in front of him made him vomit blood even more.

But vomiting blood is vomiting blood, and things have to be done. Just as Sanchi Gyaltsen was thinking about how to make a move, he heard the big man say again: "Dead ghost, you came back a quarter of an hour late today, are you out there?!" ”

Although the sister's family is considered rich, there are not many maids.

Sanchi Gyaltsen patiently waited for the rest of this world, when the ball of light floating in the valley dimmed, and then he jumped into the girl's house, and managed to stun the two of them in the bedroom, and then searched for their souls.

When it was over, he found a lady's dress in the closet and put it on his body, and carried the girl's wife to load the vegetable cart in the dark.

He first put the girl's wife in the car, then set up a shelf on him, and finally stacked vegetables on the shelf.

When it was dawn, he changed into the appearance of his sister-in-law, and pushed the vegetable cart out of the house.

If you want to say why this girl is afraid of her wife, after Sanchi Gyaltsen's soul search, I found that there is a reason for this.

This sister's wife is a distant relative of the queen, and this sister and her wife jointly run the largest fresh meat and vegetable shop in the capital.

"Duoling, why are you here to deliver food today?" Obviously, the guard at the side gate knew the sister-in-law and the sister-in-law's wife, and when he saw Sanchi Gyaltsen pushing the vegetable cart, he took the initiative to ask.

"That dead ghost stayed in the palace for a long time yesterday, and I suspect that he and which little hoof secretly sent Qiubo, so I came here today to take a look." Sanji Gyaltsen gritted his teeth and said, his expression After a night of psychological construction and simulation, he learned a similar way.

The guard couldn't help but smile and motioned for him to hurry up and bring the food in, obviously accustomed to this girl's jealous hobby.

Sanchi Gyaltsen pushed the cart into the palace, and then, according to the memory of the sister, found a place near the dining room in the palace that no one would come during this time period, and when it was time to make a fire to cook, no one would come.

After doing all this, he nodded in satisfaction, and then stealthily walked around the palace, and finally found a patrol soldier who was patrolling alone, knocked the soldier unconscious, changed back to his own appearance, and then changed into the costume of a miscellaneous soldier. (To be continued.) )