Chapter 115 It Says It Wants Pee
Is it wrong for Philia to say that she should not resist and that she has achieved the goal of being kidnapped? That's right! The dragon beast asked Wujie to come and speak, and what he said was to ask the sisters not to resist. The eldest of the pen fun pavilion www.biquge.info said not to resist, and the second said that it was good to achieve the goal of being kidnapped. Then the ending is already obvious.
The dragon beast referred to by the boss above, and the second brother referred to Philia.
It's not Philia narcissism, it's just that that's what it is. Philia is the first sister to follow the dragon beast, and the only one who dares to talk back to the dragon beast all the time, so it makes sense for Philia to call herself the second child and doesn't need any explanation.
"Explain the fart! Author: You are the second! ”
Philia's complaint is clear to no one, and only one person can be clear. Not to mention that Philia dared to complain about the author's affairs, just talk about the large group of people and animals who came in, please pay attention! Humans and beasts are just an abbreviation, because there are people and beasts, and beasts are all beast-patterned warriors in some transformed state.
When these people came in, they were all stunned on the spot.
This thing is very weird!
How spooky is it? It was so weird that the four sisters said in unison; "We surrender!"
Surrender? What to vote for? That's one thing these animals can't figure out! The army of humans and animals can be divided into four teams, each with a leader. The four leaders all said such a sentence; "Why are you stunned, don't do it yet!"
Say do it, do it, the army of people and animals has not yet come to the sister papers, and the sisters say in unison; "Where are you going? We'll go with you, don't do anything! ”
By the way, the sisters are all sisters with a habit of cleanliness.
"Meow ......" x2!
"Chirp ......" x2!
Naturally, this kind of sound can occur is the four big young people in the arms of the sisters. The army knew very well that these four small animals were not ordinary people, they were the young masters they were looking for. The four big and young men finally made the four leaders of the **** army understand what it meant, so they said; "Be polite, don't be hairy, chop your hands! Hairy feet chop feet! ”x4!
As a result, the four sisters were taken away by the four groups.
It's right to be taken away, and the girls don't have any worried and scared looks, not even some uneasy looks. There was a voice to comfort the young people in his arms, one said; "You are the most obedient one, don't be afraid."
Another said; "White cat, you are the most obedient one, don't be afraid."
Another said; "Black Mouse, you are the most obedient one, don't be afraid."
The last one said; "Mouse, you're the most obedient one, don't be afraid."
What can be said?
At this time, the four sisters not only don't care about their own safety, but also coax us, what can they say? I asked the four of you what they could say. The four of them were moved, and they swore in their hearts one by one, and the oaths were probably like this, "I am willing to die for you!" I'm willing to xxxx for you! I'm willing to xxxx for you! I'm willing to xxxx for you! ”
All of the above 4x are not explained.
"Finally got taken away." Wujie walked out of the corner, and there was no nervousness on his face, but a feeling of relief. It's not that Wujie doesn't worry about the safety of these sisters, it's that Wujie believes in his little beast, and the little beast must have a reason to say this.
The above is just saying that there is no precept.,If you talk about sister paper.,Sister paper will definitely complain about the author group.。 It's just that Wujie is a man, and he doesn't have the right to complain! If you have the right to complain, Wujie will definitely say so; "What a shameless author! Don't say anything about the little beast, that's my little beast! ”
When Wujie returned to the gate of the academy, something happened here.
Regardless of whether there is something or nothing, no precept is no precept, directly jump back to the arms of the dragon beast, and say to the dragon beast in words that the dragon beast can understand; "The words already mean that I came back here after watching people being taken away. Anyway, the sisters were taken away like that, are you okay? ”
In other words, Wujie only has such a language now.
Without saying anything, the dragon beast just patted Wujie's head.
Patting his head is the meaning of reassuring Wujie, and Wujie can naturally understand this, which is a tacit understanding that the two have cultivated for a long time.
"I said, what kind of dean ......?"
"Shut up."
The roar of the dragon beast can be regarded as scaring the unprecepted! Patting Wujie's head for comfort, the dragon beast then set his eyes on the first to come out and jump on the young man. Immediately after, I heard the dragon beast say a word; "You can say whatever you want, why don't you say it?"
Wei Dashao thought to himself, and even said it out of his mouth; "Didn't you say that Young Master Ben should shut up?"
These words made the dragon beast want to laugh.
Please note! It's not about thinking or laughing.
It seems to be full of smiles, and only Wujie, who has been with the dragon beast all the year round, knows what the dragon beast's smile means. It's not a kind smile, it's a mockery aimed at someone! Immediately afterwards, I heard the dragon beast say; "Tell me, if I tell you to shut up, will you keep your mouth shut? I said let you slap the ugly guy next to you, do you smoke or not? ”
Ugly?
Who is so ugly.
It's just a blink of an eye, and it's already alone.
This makes Wei Dashao quite embarrassed!
What can be said? There are only helpless stall hands, which means; "There's no way, there's not even one around Young Master Ben, I just can't smoke it if I want to." Please note! These words are not imagination, they are really said by this young man who goes out without brains.
"Didn't you have one by your side? You're pumping. ”
Is there one coming? Before Da Shao turned around, he really saw a person coming here. Because the eyes were hooked a little lower, I didn't see who the person was. Wei Dashao thought to himself, it must be a small character who thinks he is not ugly, and he has already thought that the person who came is a small character, and the result is naturally conceivable.
Syllable!
Crisp cut a loud slap.
This slap made Wei Dashao stunned directly!
The one who was slapped was also confused!
Everyone who knows what the relationship between the beater and the beaten person is, is also confused. Only people who don't know what the relationship between the beater and the beaten person are, have an incomprehensible look, and they all think in their hearts; "This is not a big young man who goes out without a brain? Let you fight, you really fight? ”
First of all, let's talk about the psychological feelings of the beaten, this person thought in his heart on the way forward; "No one dares to step forward, is it looking down on people? I'm going to go forward, it's hard for my son to dare to fight ......"
Please note! Lao Tzu didn't say these two words, and he was really slapped in the face.
Continuing to talk about the feelings of the beater, the moment he slapped him, Wei Dashao thought like this in his heart; "If you beat someone, you will beat someone, who dares to ...... this"
Please note! The young master didn't say these two words, and Wei Da Shao's eyes immediately changed greatly.
As the saying goes, it is natural for Lao Tzu to beat his son, and it is intolerable for his son to beat Lao Tzu!
"I'll ......"
Syllable!
A slap in the face that was louder than just now.
Please note! I don't have a word behind this. Because it's my own son who is beating, it's not appropriate to scold anything! There is a saying that scolding him is tantamount to scolding himself! That's what the young dad thinks! He doesn't want to scold too lightly, it's better not to scold too lightly.
You can't say anything when you're beaten, you can only smile.
Syllable!
Another slap in the face.
After this slap, I heard the young father yelling directly at the young man; "Give me home! You shameful thing. ”
It's not a young man who walks, but also a young father.
The young father didn't want to leave, he still wanted to stay here and continue to watch the excitement. It's just that the form in front of him doesn't allow him to stay and watch the excitement, the reason is very simple, just because that old face can't hang up! Think about it, in public, you will be slapped by your own unsuccessful thing, and everyone will have to walk away.
"Everyone, it was just a little opening game." The dragon beast's words succeeded in attracting everyone's attention, and then the dragon beast was heard to say in a louder voice; "Thank you for your cooperation."
Please don't be surprised, the dragon beast doesn't know who his father is at all.
When the people walking in front heard the words of the dragon beast, they were naturally very unhappy. I glanced back, but before I saw anything, I felt a very familiar feeling coming from the left side of my face, and that familiar feeling had already followed before I forgot it.
Syllable!
It was the young father who beat people.
"Look, don't let me go home yet!"
What can you say? He's just a loser, he's nothing without his father! Therefore, Wei Da Shao only has to impose all his grievances on the dragon beast, and Wei Da Shao, who originally had a good impression of the dragon beast, has now dropped to the position of 0.
His father turned his head to look over there, and he could vaguely see the figure of the dragon beast, his father thought; "Dare to make fun of our father and son, you have a very good set." Is it a compliment? no, no, no, this is a completely well-hidden psychological distortion.
It's true that the two young masters have already left here, but there are still three young masters.
"Brother Yang, it's up to you."
Miao Dashao said this, and Bu Dashao directly pushed Yang Dashao. As soon as he quit Yang Dashao, he even said a word; "Get out of the way, let me Yang Wei debunk this conspiracy."
The people present only had the sharp eyes of the dragon beast, and everyone else thought that this was said by Yang Wei himself. After all, Yang Dashao has already come out, and it seems that he is confident! It's just that Yang Dashao, who seems to be confident, just said such a sentence on his lips; "Who pushed me out?"
Miao Dashao, who was scolded, thought to himself; "It's okay, it's okay, just think it's a dog barking!"
All the dogs protested silently; "Why do you want to nod your face?"
To tell the truth, these four young people are really not as good as dogs!
Yang Dashao said who pushed him, which in the eyes of others is purely a way to entertain himself. After all, if you want to come out of the limelight, you naturally have to find a suitable step for yourself, and it is obvious that whoever pushes him in this sentence is a very suitable step.
"Since someone pushed you out, then you go back."
Shrimp? Get back? Yang Dashao shook his head, and after shaking his head, he gave an explanation; "It's already out, so it's embarrassing to go back like this. Young Master Ben is not a person who likes to get along with people, but this beast language academy is indeed a bit ridiculous. ”
When he said this, Yang Dashao immediately squatted down.
Not for anything else, just for the puppy who has just reached the full moon at his feet to run! Yang Dashao has already come here, so naturally he can't watch this puppy run, right? The moment the puppy was caught by Yang Dashao's body, it immediately barked; "Woo......"
Please note! The puppies are whining.
Now is a good opportunity to perform, the dragon beast immediately said; "It says it wants to pee."
Everyone is covering their faces!
Wujie also buried his head deeply in the pair of dragon beasts, and did not dare to look up to see people.
Let's not talk about whether this puppy who has just reached the full moon will pee, just talk about the current situation. What is the current situation? To put it simply, it's one word, embarrassing! Embarrassment is an embarrassing abbreviation, and everyone on the scene is very embarrassed.
This puppy was picked up by Wei Dashao, and when he was just brought here and put in the place, the puppy was not lightly frightened, and he didn't dare to move when he lay on the ground. This is a very simple truth, just like people, what can you do when you are young and are watched by a group of strange people in a strange place?
The puppies were already scared like that, and when they were grabbed by Yang Dashao, who came out later, they were naturally scared and barked. Please note! It's scared and screaming! Is it that everyone can see that the puppy is barking in fright, and at this time he won't say anything else at all, okay? But...... But it's ...... Some people disagree with this, the original words of the dragon beast are; "It says it's going to pee?"
It says it's going to pee!
That is, in this world, if someone deliberately in that world will directly take out a place where you can talk remotely, unlock it, press the three numbers, and say it directly; "Is it 110? I'm going to call the police! There are people here who openly blow up in public regardless of the feelings of others!
"Look, everybody, that puppy really peed."
When he said this, the pumpkin hid directly behind the dragon beast and whispered a word to the dragon beast; "I did my best!"
OMG!
All of them had the same expressions they had seen, and they all thought of such a sentence in their hearts; "It's amazing."
What a fart! Is it just that you are scared of pee?
Does this need to be explained? Need! Yang Dashao explained directly to the big guy; "Everyone here is smart people, even if I don't say it, you can see what the situation is! Where is this really going to pee? It's clear that it's good to be scared to pee? ”
Regarding what Yang Dashao said, everyone nodded in agreement.
And only the dragon beast has a special opinion, the dragon beast said; "Tell me, is this puppy finished peeing now?"
If you want to say that you haven't finished peeing, Yang Dashao can only hold it up and look at it like this.
"Young Master Ben can be sure that he has finished urinating."
"Alright, then please lift the puppy high. Let its dings be aimed at your mouth, do you dare? (To be continued.) )