As soon as the news that the emperor was going to hold a flower-viewing banquet was released, the entire harem was fried. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

Today's saint has always advocated frugality, does not like extravagance and waste, since the enthronement so many years, in addition to some traditional major festivals, this is the first time to hold a flower-viewing feast.

Oh my God, that's a great opportunity!

If you can make a splash at this peach blossom feast, your 'peach blossom luck' will also roll in!

Didn't she Tang Jieyu really look at her differently at Concubine Wei's lake banquet?

You said that Wei Guifei is too, what kind of lake banquet is there to hold if you have nothing to do, it's really sad, and now your bowels are green, right?

All the concubines were eager to try and elated.

I heard that the threshold of the Shangyi Bureau has been broken in the past few days, and all the palace people have to work without sleep every day.

It seems that many people are also aware that this flower-viewing banquet is estimated to be the 'Last Supper', according to the emperor's attitude towards Tang Jieyu, it is time to fight to the death.

If it weren't for the fact that there was no precedent for the emperor to send the harem home, it was estimated that he would be going to leave now.

In this case, what are you waiting for, what are you precious, baby, don't hide it, quickly pack it up, wear it if you can, wear it if you can, and bring it with more.

Maybe no one will appreciate it in the future.

Compared with the concubines' fierce eyes and nervousness, Tang Fei was much calmer.

Because the emperor is lying next to her.

As a 'successful person', compared with so empty-handed 'struggling young people', he is so calm and calm, and he has no fear.

The emperor closed his eyes slightly, thinking about things while kneading Tang Fei's big rabbit in his hand.

However, this is not the emperor's lust, this is Tang Fei's initiative to request.

I heard that kneading so often can prevent various diseases and can also effectively prevent sagging.

Speaking of this sagging, I'm afraid it's a worry for all big-breasted girls.

When I was young, I always thought it was good to be big, but when I was really big, I found that it was not as beautiful as I imagined.

First she sinks.

There are two things so heavy hanging in front of the body, which are still hanging for many years, which is a kind of pressure on the shoulders and cervical spine.

And it's not comfortable to run and jump.

Some otaku may think: Ah, it's great, it's so tempting, it's going to bleed.

But as a serious girl, it is not only unsightly, but also uncomfortable, and sometimes it hurts.

Another problem is that the breasts are too big and they don't look good in clothes.

This is not a joke, if you don't dress well, it's easy for people to think that you are particularly fat, or like a pregnant woman.

When you look down, you can't see the toes, and so is the clothes, if they are looser, they will hang forward along the bulging arc in front of you, and you can't see your stomach! Like not like a pregnant woman!

But if you wear a tight fit, it will inevitably be a little too prominent, and people will think that you are a 'glamorous slut'.

This last and most important point!

Big breasts are easy to sag!

It's a sad and helpless thing.

Of course, there is a filler in it, and it is fake, so I don't have to worry about this problem.

But for girls who are born with big breasts, this gravity is a terrible thing!

Think about it, if you throw a watermelon on the ground, the watermelon will fall to the ground knowing that it will break.

That's the same for the breasts!

She knew she would sag, but she couldn't help it.

The temptation of gravity is really irresistible, just like the emperor is difficult to resist Tang Fei's temptation.

In order to prevent this terrible thing from happening, Tang Fei, as a beauty lover who is strict with himself, had to come up with various methods and means to resist.

Massage by yourself, massage by Aunt Akimo, do some gymnastics with strange movements......

However, none of the emperor's effects are good!

Therefore, men are sometimes easy to use.

They come with their own yang energy, ready for you to take a few puffs to balance your hormones; If the body is hot, it can be used as a hand warmer; The one that is comfortable to hold can be used as a pillow.

If necessary, you can also make a cameo appearance on the bed, quilt ......

Not to mention all sorts of other benefits.

When Tang Fei was in his previous life, he often saw some women who were in love and crying on the Internet howling: "Woo woo, it's better to raise a man than to have a dog!" ”

Or some people who claim to be love experts disdainfully: "This man is the same as raising a dog, obedient kissing, disobedient to the two of them, disobedient to beat it." ”

Tang Fei felt that neither of these statements was correct.

How can a man be a dog?

How can a dog be as good as a man?

What a dog can do, what a man can do, what a man can do, can a dog do?

A man should be a lion, a tiger, or a wolf.

A good animal trainer can naturally domesticate a lone wolf into a loyal dog of his own.

But an inexperienced or bad trainer can be eaten by wolves, take great damage, or lose his life by being eaten.

Tang Fei glanced at the 'Wolf King' lying beside him, bent the corners of his mouth with satisfaction, and commanded: "Zhongkang, you often work hard inside, your strength is a little wrong."

The emperor was interrupted by Tang Fei's contemplation, and he didn't know what he remembered, but he straightened up all of a sudden, threw himself on Tang Fei's stomach, touched Tang Fei's belly, and was full of encouragement like Jackie Chan: "Fei'er, you must work hard, come on, hurry up and give me a few more sons." ”

Tang Fei looked at the emperor's head on his belly, and couldn't help but be angry and funny.

This man always blames the woman's belly for not being able to give birth to a child, and blames the woman's belly for giving birth to a daughter.

When I was in biology class, I said that this birth of a boy and a girl depends entirely on the man, okay?

Ignorant.

But he can't directly slap the emperor in the face, and he is a little unto be outdone.

He also stood up and touched the emperor's 'Xiao Duan Zhongkang', and his mouth was louder than the emperor's voice: "Xiao Zhongkang, my mother's biological son depends on you, you have to work hard, you must not let your mother down." ”

Tang Fei's rise to play, kneading and pinching, as if the little stick in front of him was really another little doppelganger of the emperor.

But she forgot one thing, a very important point: men can't flirt.

The emperor's blood was immediately spurted, and he directly transformed from a husky to a teddy.

Tang Fei was still happily kneeling there and playing, only to see that the little mushroom was getting bigger and bigger at a speed visible to the naked eye, and suddenly it grew into a towering tree.

Knowing that it was not good, Tang Fei wanted to run away.

As a result, before his body could fully poke out of the bed, he was hugged by the emperor from behind, and then pressed directly into the bed.

This position is just right.

This was followed by a burst of 'rip and tear and pull', 'tsk-po-po', 'papa-pa-pap', 'babbling' and the 'squeak' of the bed.

Another long and indescribable affair. (To be continued.) )