Chapter 170: I'll Tickle Brother Monkey! (Two more begging for subscription!) )
The power of the Internet should not be underestimated, and almost overnight, the new product launch conference was swiped by various social platforms such as Moments, Meager, and Tieba. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
One of the most widely retweeted images was taken.
The picture is Li Yibai, and at this time, he faced the reporters' questions about "how much sales in a year", and lightly stretched out a finger, accompanied by a text, "Set a small goal that can be achieved first, for example, I will sell it for 100 million first." ”
As soon as the picture appeared, it was frantically forwarded by netizens!
Things keep fermenting!
Li Yibai, who is known as a miracle doctor, seems to have been pushed to the cusp!
Li Yibai's officially certified meager opening in New Wolf has already fried the pot!
"100 million? Are you sure it's not the annual sales but the island currency? ”
"There are a lot of island coins, I think it's a dark coin, the kind that is hundreds of millions of dollars."
"How bold a man is, how productive the land is, he really dares to say anything!"
"It's all bragging-it's blowing to the point of such madness, and no one cares."
"Whatever, the media just wants to run into this kind of stupidity, otherwise how can there be news?"
"Hey, that's right."
"For the current situation of the company, I am very sad, the previous Dali can be described as a model in the industry, but now, it has become a rotten company full of running trains, alas, I don't think it is Dali anymore!"
Many netizens will not believe the content on the picture at all, after all, even when Jiabaoduo was first established, its boss did not dare to talk about a small goal of 100 million a year, which is simply a fool's dream!
The divine doctor has become a divine deception, and netizens are making fun of the so-called Li divine doctor!
At the beginning, Joyoung Drink, which bought through the old employees of Dali, saw that the former opponent was declining step by step, and now it has become the object of everyone's amusement, expressing its joy.
However, not long after.
The major news media seemed to have discussed it, and suddenly a shining headline floated out, which shocked everyone's eyes!
――Vigorous drinks sold for a sky-high price of 5 million!
Astound!
Startled!
Everywhere!
All netizens who paid attention to this incident were dumbfounded!
"Oh my God!"
"Five million bottles of drink!"
"What kind of drink is this grandma? Even if you turn gold into water, it's not so expensive! ”
"Crazy, crazy!"
"Completely blinded my dog's eye!"
"Mom asked me why I was kneeling to watch the news!"
The Internet has completely exploded!
Overnight, Dali has jumped from the original beverage company that no one paid attention to the existence of the current high-level attention!
Joyoung Beverage Company was also dumbfounded, for the new product launch conference, they didn't pay attention to it at all, or they didn't bother to pay attention to it at all, because the two of them were no longer in a hurry, but they never expected that the new generation of Dali Drink would sell for a sky-high price of five million!
You must know that they only sell for five yuan for a bottle of drink, and the price of a bottle on the other side is a million times that of them!
This is against the sky!
In the early morning of the next day, the entire Huaxia network has now been vigorously blown upside down, but it has not affected Li Yibai in reality at all, and at this time, he was just in a daze at the mobile phone that suddenly vibrate.
"I'm rubbing, there's actually a movement in the Heavenly Court chat group?" Li Yibai was surprised, he had been busy in the past few days, and the Heavenly Court chat group had not moved for a long time, he had almost forgotten about this stubble!
But as soon as he thought that he could snatch the red envelope from the immortal after a while, he instantly perked up.
But the moment he turned on his phone, he was stunned, there was no new immortal group, but all the members of Monkey King sent a message that was extremely painful.
Monkey King: Recently, my hair has always been itchy and itchy, my grandson is very sad, I don't know if there is a Taoist friend who can help me, my grandson will be grateful!
Howling Dog: Wangwang, why don't I scratch you with this dog's paw?
Red Boy: I have three flavors of true fire here, or do I fight poison with poison?
Monkey King: (shaking his head) No, no, no, my grandson's copper skin and iron bones, no matter how much you scratch it, it's useless. Three flavors of real fire? Hehe, forget it, the smoke is too spicy to the eyes.
Just when the gods and immortals had nothing to do, Tang Seng was appeared, and made a nose-picking expression.
"The master is here!"
"It seems that Sun Dasheng has been saved!"
Everyone looked at Tang Seng like a savior.
Tang Seng was silent for a moment: Nan Wu Amitabha... Nam no Amitabha...
Monkey King: (painful pain) Ahhh......h Master...... Don't read it! Don't read it!
Tang Seng: If you want me not to read it, then you can say it, how do you know that you asked me not to read it if you don't say it......
The barefoot immortal proposed: External forces can't work, why don't you ask Taishang Laojun? You are sick, he has medicine!
At this time, Li Yibai was also worried, there were no new immortals in the group recently, how could he send red envelopes, but when he was at a loss, he found that the column of red envelopes was magically lit up!
"Could it be that the system saw that the Great Sage encountered a problem, so it took the initiative to give me a chance to send a red envelope?" Li Yibai smiled, and immediately stopped hesitating, it was a big red envelope!
Forehead?
Can't send it out?
Do you have to send it privately?
Li Yibai smacked his lips and tried it at the chat window of Monkey King, and sure enough, it was sent out!
In the next second, this privately issued red envelope was collected!
Li Yibai clicked on it and took a look:
Monkey King has received your 999 Dermatitis Ping!
Li Yibai: ......
999 dermatitis flat, one step faster to relieve itching! Suddenly, this advertising phrase echoed in his mind for a long time!
In the group.
The immortals were giving advice to Brother Monkey, but they didn't see Sun Dasheng's figure for a long time, and they were all stunned!
Tang Seng: What about my good disciple?
Sha Seng: It's not that it's too itchy, so you don't have time to chat with us.
Zhu Bajie was late at this time, and said: Brother Monkey, why don't I scratch you with a nine-tooth nail rake?
Brother Monkey: You're late!
said, with a majestic selfie!
Zhu Bajie: Faster than me!
Li Yibai smiled, it seems that you can't underestimate the medicine in the mortal world, even Brother Monkey can be cured!
Just in the middle of his emotion!
Bite!
A big red envelope has appeared!
"This group of perverts, I haven't seen you for a few days, and your hand speed has increased so fast," Li Yibai saw that in the short moment when the red envelope appeared, many messages of red envelopes were received, indicating that the weak heart was greatly hurt, but he was not discouraged, and desperately pointed his finger on the red envelope!
"Ding, congratulations on grabbing the red envelope of Monkey King and getting three Ruyi monkey hairs, which have been stored in the Qiankun bag and can be withdrawn and used." (To be continued.) )