Chapter 329: Open the meat
329 open meat
"Master Xiao, good news, great news. Do you know what I'm trying to say www.biquge.info This guy trotted all the way to stand in front of me, obviously he couldn't bear to say it, but he didn't expect to be able to endure it alive, and finally sold me a pass.
I shook my head, and then scolded with a smile: "Your fat man has always been a dog who can't spit out ivory in his mouth, what is there to say?" β
", fat man, how can I be considered a hero, if I put it in the Three Kingdoms era, my resourcefulness is not enough Zhuge Zhuge , how can I surpass Xu You, not to mention that I have competed against Zhang Fei and Zhao Zilong, how can I surpass Ma Dai. You belittled me so much, you don't feel like a good brother who has worked together for so long. I'll tell you the truth, I just went over to inquire about the days, do you know how much time we spent on this trip? β
After the fat man finished speaking, his eyes blinked, how did he feel a bad smile on the corner of his mouth.
"Three days?" I asked tentatively. But the fat guy just shook his head and said nothing, and his eyes were full of smug enjoyment.
"Five days?"
"Master Xiao, it's not right, it's not right. You've guessed this twice. Finally, I'll give you one more chance to guess again. If it's not right, do you have to ask the fat man to open the meat well this night, then I have to think about it......" This guy said, and then smiled evilly and began to squeeze his eyebrows with me, seeing this expression, I guess this old boy didn't hold back any good fart.
"Is it only two days?"
βbingoοΌβ The fat guy was about to jump up with joy, and he could even speak foreign language. "Xiao Ye, I went over to inquire just now, we went down late at night the night before yesterday, and then spent a whole day inside yesterday, which means that the time under the ground is less than thirty-six hours. What does this mean? This means that I haven't wasted my life in it, so at the moment, enjoy it...... Xiao Ye, look at you! β
I thought about it carefully, and it was unbelievable that such a short period of time, if it was calculated in terms of hours, it would take a day and a half. Because I feel like I've been through the centuries underneath that.
"Okay, okay, if I say it, then I'll do it. But what do you mean by that bad smile? What does it mean to eat meat? Big fish and big meat should be fine. As soon as I said this, the fat man suddenly coughed, and then said, "No, no, no." Xiao Ye, why are you so unkind? That's not what I'm talking about. Have you ever heard of big health care? β
After this guy spoke, he actually leaned next to my ear and spit out the word "big health". Hearing this, I almost wanted to kick this fat man away. This impulse is getting more and more out of control.
"Master Xiao, don't look at me with such eyes! It's all men, what's the big deal, let's go and live happily once, anyway, there is money! β
What the fat man said is very natural, before we went down, the poor couldn't even afford to eat, but why did they become rich when they came back? Because in that corridor, the fat man took away the torch all the time, and it has always been regarded as a fire source before, which is easy to use and practical. But after coming out, I found that this TMD was actually golden.
Not only was the fat man happy, but even my own heart was happy. This kind of good thing can be met by the two of us, and it can really be regarded as a good person with a good reward. At this moment, the torch is hidden behind the fat man, as long as we find a random buyer and make a move, we will be little millionaires in an instant.
Not to mention the historical significance and antique value of the torch, even if it is random gold, such a half kilogram weight is enough for the two of us to be happy all the way.
Imagining this scene, my heart began to come alive. The fat man doesn't know where he heard about the big health care thing, but this thing has to be absolutely eliminated. immediately said: "Fat man, let's be human, we must have a bottom." There are things that you can't touch, so don't touch them even if you die in this life. So, forget about this meat opening. I'll take you to KTV, if the two big men don't have fun, just find the two princesses in the box, eat, drink, sing, and music, and then have a good rest for a day, and let's go on the road on time tomorrow. What do you think? β
The fat man was still hesitant on his face, and seemed to be full of yearning for the three words of great health care. I knew that this guy was just curious, and he was about to change his words and said: "Since the fat man is a little reluctant, then let's forget about this KTV." This thing is actually nothing fun, eating, drinking, singing, I think your body is easy to go out of tune...... οΌβ
Before I finished my words, the fat guy immediately patted his thigh and agreed. But before that, we have one more thing to deal with, and it's very urgent, that is, although there is gold in this hand, this thing can't be spent, at least it can be used as a paper ticket.
So, then I went back to the van with the fat man, and the fat guy turned out the snacks and began to chew for a while. This guy didn't forget to feed some ham sausages to ago, and he really didn't know what ago had eaten in the past few days to survive, anyway, he saw that ham sausages were almost swallowed directly without chewing.
"Damn, this thing is so delicious, if I knew it was like this, then I would have taken it a little more. What is the thing I ate later, dead human flesh, I almost vomited the fat man. Next time, whoever is asking me to eat meat from an unknown source, I won't eat it even if I kill the fat man. The devil knows what kind of animal it is. β
This guy sat in the car, holding ago, eating and complaining. I didn't have time to pay attention to him, so I drove around the county in a van. From the outermost ring highway, and then into the center of the city, after driving dozens of kilometers, I finally found a place where I could shoot.
This is a pawnshop, with a huge retro vermilion character in the center, which is five meters high, to say the least. I guess it has to be at least this grade to accept this golden torch.
After all, the store is too small to eat. And if you want to find the biggest, the price is also marked, and the most important thing is that this is just a small county on the border of southern Yunnan, where to find the kind of store that can get hundreds of millions of dollars at once.
I'm very satisfied to find a pawnshop of this size here. I immediately turned back to the fat man and said, "You stay in the car with the AGO, and I will go down with a torch to exchange money." If I haven't come back after an hour, needless to say, call the police! (To be continued.) )