Chapter 14: The Dog Demon Sandblade
Speaking of this, Sand Blade leaned next to Tianxing again, sighed silently, and asked her instead, "By the way, Tianxing, do you know why the master is so angry today?" ”
"Uh, what's this......" Tianxing thought for a while, and felt that it was a shame to directly say the fact that he had mistaken Shen Cixi, so he had an idea and made an excuse casually, "Because the mandrill is molesting me, your master can not be angry when he sees me, a little girl like a flower and jade, being molested by such a monster?" I'm even angrier! ”
Sha Blade drooped his eyelids and looked at her suspiciously: "Why is he so angry when you are molested?" In the past, the girl of the Divine Grace Clan was molested, and I have never seen him so angry......"
Hearing this, Tianxing smiled and looked at the sand blade: "Hehe, do you want to know why?" ”
Sand Blade replied solemnly, "Yes." Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info"
Hearing this, Tianxing looked at him with a smirk: "Please, beg me, I'll tell you." ”
Sha Blade didn't raise his head and said, "Please......"
"If you ask me to beg me, you can beg me, this is too spineless, this girl won't say it!"
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Sand Blade looked at her faintly for a moment, then stood up, shook the flesh and skin on his body, and shouted at the top of his throat: "Hey! Mandrills! The stars are here! She says she likes you and wants to be your wife! ”
Hearing these explicit words, Tianxing almost fainted, she hurriedly got up and covered Sha Blade's mouth: "You calm down, calm down!" I said no, yet? ”
Seeing this, Sha Blade closed his mouth: "Okay, you say, why is the master so angry?" ”
Tianxing thought about it, looked at the sand blade with a smile, and quietly changed the topic: "Hehe, sand blade, look at the sky, the stars are so round~"
Sand Blade looked at her with an expressionless face: "Don't say yes, do you?" He stood up and shouted again, "Hey, the stars are here, here!" ”
Tianxing almost knocked him unconscious with a stick, and she hurriedly covered his dog's mouth: "Okay, good, count you ruthless, I say!" I say! ”
"Say it quickly."
Tianxing froze in place, with a bitter face: "You wait for me to think about it." ”
After another half an hour, the stars still did not move, and their eyes were dull and looked into the distance......
Sand Blade twitched his wrinkled flesh and yelled, "Hey! Are you being seduced by the underworld or are you too empty? Why have you been thinking about it for so long? Don't you say that I really called the mandrill to catch you! ”
"Don't, wait......" Tianxing suddenly raised his head and looked at her pitifully, "I just thought about the reason why your master is so atmospheric, and it turned out that there are too many reasons, I can't choose ......"
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"Then you can say it all." Sandblade looked at her.
"Okay, then I'll just barely say a few!" Tianxing looked at the sand blade and said seriously, "First, I look cute, second, I'm too beautiful, third, I'm cute and invincible, fourth, I'm young and lively, fifth, I'm beautiful and infinitely ......"
And so it went on for a long, long time......
"Nine hundred and ninety-nine, I sink the fish and the goose and close the moon and are ashamed of the flowers, and people love the flowers when they see them!! That's why your master is so angry when he sees me being molested by mandrills! ”
Tianxing took a long breath, closed his dry mouth, coughed lightly, and said formally, "Ahem, Sha Blade, I'm done, that's why your master is so angry when he sees me being molested!" ”
When I looked up, the sand blade was gone.
Celestial Star searched around: "Sand Blade? Where have you been, Sandblade? ”
Could it be that he has just said something for too long, and he has died of old age?
"Are you still alive? Sand Blade? Tianxing said, looking around inquiringly.
"Of course I'm alive!" The sand blade turned out of the woods on the side, shaking the fallen leaves on his body, white as a star, "I've heard you say for a long time, my stomach hurts a little, come here and make it easier to ......"
Speaking of this, he leaned down again and looked at Tianxing with an expressionless face, "By the way, I've listened to it for a long time, and I remember that you said that you look cute, doesn't cute mean ugly?" Why are you so unconfident? Think you're ugly? ”
When Tianxing heard this, he immediately felt that he was wasting his tongue, playing the piano to the dog, and he was angry: "Meng Cai doesn't mean ugly!" ”
Sand Blade looked at her curiously, "What does that mean?" Cute eight monsters? ”
Belch...... Cute eight monsters? Tianxing was stunned, does it mean ugly?
"Little silly, ah no, little Shasha, come over here." Celestial Star suddenly changed his expression and beckoned to the Sand Blade with a smile.
Hearing this, Sha Blade looked at her vigilantly: "What do you want to do?" This dog is a serious dog! Never be fooled......"
"Hehe, they're all goblins, how can they be so distrustful? Come on, come on, come here, I'll introduce you to a few beautiful......" Tianxing smiled and coaxed Sandblade over.
Sha Blade looked suspicious, but he couldn't hide the surprise in his eyes, and slowly moved closer to Tianxing: "Really? How beautiful is it? ”
Tianxing looked at the figure that was getting closer and closer, and while suppressing the anger in his heart, he pounced on it, "It's so beautiful that it makes your nose bleed and drool!" Satisfied, right? Big color dog! Who did you just say is the Moe Eight Monsters? ”
"Ahhh Help me! The cute eight monsters are going to kill! Seeing Tianxing's smiling face, Sha Blade was so frightened that he turned around and ran.
Tianxing pounced, pressed his head, and said viciously, "Hehe! Say! Who is the real Moe Eight Monsters? ”
"Oops! Pain and pain...... I was wrong! I'm the weirdos! I am! Sandblade kicked his four legs and hurriedly begged for mercy, "You're a tigress!" Ah no, dominatriks! No, no, no! Hedong Lion, Dinosaur Female ......" didn't say right for a long time, he finally closed his mouth in despair and gave up struggling, "Forget it, I can't remember how to praise women......"
"How did you get to this big? Why wasn't you killed by your clan's female dog partnership? Celestial Star pressed his head and was speechless.
"Woo, so I'm so old and I'm still single, you have pity on me, for the sake of me being so old and not having a dog's love, go around me......" Sandblade whimpered, kept waging his tail, and begged for mercy from Tianxing.
"It's okay if I spare you, but you have to answer me a few questions first." Tianxing said loosely.
"Okay, you ask, you ask, I'll tell you everything." Sand Blade said, looking up at Tianxing with tears in his eyes, "But...... Can you let me go before asking questions? ”
"Yes." Tianxing said, letting go of him with a smile, and when Sha Blade saw her talking so well, he was overjoyed and turned his head to run away, but she grabbed her hind legs and dragged her back and tied to a tree.
He looked at Tianxing in a daze, and didn't come back to his senses for a long time: "What are you doing?" Didn't you say okay to let me go? ”
"I'll let you go." Tianxing raised his head and smiled at him, spread his hands and said helplessly, "But this rope doesn't want to let go of you, what can I do?" ”
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