There are too many boring people in this world, but the most rare ones are rare. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info

If 'thinking you're funny' is also a kind of boredom, Su Yi can be regarded as taking it to the extreme.

put on a song "The Sun That Never Rises on the Prairie" at his birthday party, and others didn't say anything with an indifferent face, but he shook it himself, completely ignoring whether others could stand it or not-

Yang Dongyu had put up with him for a long time, because he observed that the party hadn't started yet, and some of the people present had already had black lines on their faces...... Finally, he did justice on behalf of the people-

"Su Yi, how can you have such a bad taste! I've known you for so many years, it turns out that you are such a person......" Looking at Yang Dongyu's expression, there are only two words in summary - 'disgust'!

Su Yi adopted Yang Dongyu's 'justice' and kindly integrated into the audience, "Hey, do you want me to tell you a cold joke!" ”

Yang Dongyu didn't squint, and his face was serious, "If you speak well, I will forgive you for insulting us visually and audibly in all directions just now!" ”

"I know a person, his girlfriend was bitten by a snake, he sucked her with his mouth, and suddenly saw his girlfriend's two big white rabbits, swallowed saliva, and now the grave grass has grown more than a meter tall!" Su Yi laughed.

This seemed inexplicable to Yang Dongyu - his face was indifferent throughout the whole process.

In order not to let Su Yi completely disappointed, he gave him a blank look and said lightly: "However, this is just your own self-amusement." ”

After that, Yang Dongyu mixed into the middle of the party, took a can of beer, and grunted a few times-

Well...... Those dances were pretty good!

Finally, the party began.

The party is held at Su Yi's house, and he may go to KTV to book a private room, and Su Yi will be beaten to death in the next hall when he sings "The Sun That Never Rises on the Prairie", and most likely will be beaten to death by the waiter in the private room...... Not to mention other entertainment venues, Su Yi's singing voice and dancing posture......

Opened at home, howling and howling at night, it is inevitable that it will be complained and reported by neighbors left and right, thinking that someone reported Su Yi, and then Su Yi himself came to enforce the law, this picture is made up in my brain...... It's a surprise that fills the screen.

But don't be afraid, Su Yi is popular, and half of the girls who live on the left and right are going out on a date with a male ticket, and it seems that tonight is not going home again...... The remaining half, that is definitely not going to complain about Su Yi.

There are a lot of people coming to the party tonight, which is enough to prove how good Su Yi's popularity is, in addition to some colleagues in the police station, there are also very good friends who play with Su Yi, there are many men and many women.

Su Wanwan originally invited Sheng Yihan, but Sheng Yihan said that he had something to do, so he couldn't come.

Su Yi carefully scanned the entire party many times, and even didn't let go of every corner, but he still didn't see Gu Han.

"Wanwan, why didn't Gu Han come? Didn't you tell her? ”

"Said it!" Su Wanwan glanced at him, "You, you can't just because you want to flirt with my sister, you can't double deny your cousin's memory and ability to do things!" ”

"Haha, how can I have it! I'm just asking...... I made a bet with Yang Dongyu's shameless person about this matter, if she doesn't come, I will lose a lot......"

"What did you two bet on?"

Su Yi looked like a person who couldn't hold back, "If she doesn't come, not to mention that my breakfast for a month is gone, I have to promise Yang Dongyu's shameless bet!" ”

Su Wanwan was stunned for a moment - she seemed to remember that the question she asked him just now was, 'What bet did you two make?' Didn't he say that? He seems to have said that it was a 'shameless' bet!

Su Wanwan couldn't help but complain: "You're really boring! You're bored both! ”

As the two were talking, a girl walked into the middle of the party, this girl was Gu Han, ignoring the fact that she was Gu Han for the time being, just said that the colorful long skirt on her body extended to her ankles, and there was a bow tied around her waist, not a belt, the clothes were such a style, a little fresh and refined, a little enchanting and charming, and a little indescribable what it felt, I found that Gu Han's clothes were good, very good at covering up her shortcomings, and she was good at showing the most flawless side in front of everyone......

Su Yi said to Su Wanwan, "She's here......" Then he got up and walked into the middle of the party, standing with Gu Han, holding a glass of dizzy red wine, he saluted her, "Comrade Gu Han ......"

“cheers.” Gu Han took a drink, and then smiled mysteriously, "I heard that this is Comrade Su Yi's 30th birthday?" ”

As soon as a glass of wine entered his throat, when he heard Gu Han's words, Su Yi's face turned white all of a sudden......

Is this laughing at yourself for being single at 30 years old? Or is it just trying to hurt him? Su Yi didn't feel hurt, how good it is to be single! Even if you are single, you have to be a single nobleman!

...... Dog.

Su Yi smiled, "That's it, a man is 30 a flower!" ”

"Hehe, I hope you can still maintain this 'feeling' when you are 80 years old......" Gu Han looked around again, and finally saw Su Wanwan she was looking for, and then ran to Su Wanwan.

Leaving Su Yi alone, lonely, lonely and cold.

Finally, Su Yi leaned over to Gu Han's side with a dead face, "Gu Han, tomorrow you will go on a business trip with my family Wanwan, I am not here, you have to help me take care of her......"

Gu Han looked at Su Wanwan and smiled, and said to Su Yi with an indifferent face, "What are you talking nonsense?" Wanwan still uses me to take care of it......"

Of course, Su Yi knew that he was talking nonsense, and of course he also knew that Wan Wan would have Gu Han's turn to take care of her...... It doesn't matter, he just wants to chat with Gu Han.

Who knew that Su Wanwan and Gu Han were chatting vigorously there, and they regarded Su Yi as air at all.

Yang Dongyu in the center of the party just now finished shaking, fell on the sofa, and after being silent for a while, he began to hurt each other with Su Yi again, "I found that you are really boring, and you always like to do things with a hot face and a cold ass......"

Su Yi crossed his fingers on the back of his head, looking very comfortable, "Yes!" Do you have a cold ass you know? Find a sticker for me! ”

"You're still short of cold ass?"

"Less! Owe me a month for breakfast, better deliver it on time......"

"I've always done what I say," Yang Dongyu squeezed his eyebrows and said, "But I really didn't expect Gu Han to come......"

"There's more to it than you can imagine......"

"Hey, do you think this Gu Han is interesting to you?"

"That's for sure."

(To be continued.) )