Chapter 6: Obsession
The system felt the increasingly unstable mood swings of an agent, and sighed to itself.
The system does not blame an agent for being obsessed with gender.
Originally, agents are male and female, and the original agents are non-living organisms without gender, but as mentioned before, agents still maintain some characteristics given by humans in some aspects.
So, almost every agent wants to have a gender, no matter what gender, it's good to be gendered anyway.
In the alliance, the female humanoid organism is more delicate than the male, so when the agent chooses the shell, it rushes to the principle of 'only choosing the expensive one and not the right one', and suddenly chooses a female shell.
Ever since I got that human shell, this thing has made up for the habits of females, and even the voice has been changed to a loli voice, and the system is set to be a magnetic male voice without human rights.
But now you're telling her that for some immutable reason, she can't be a real female, and that's killing the agent!
However, compared to the agent's 'little sorrow', the system is obviously more sensible, and without being reminded by the agent, according to the behavioral analysis prediction, the two female humans should not tell the agent where the physiological blood loss of the female-like is coming from.
Therefore, the system ignores the agent that is fragmenting its thoughts, and continues to issue the task: 'You ask about the measurement of this physiological blood loss. ’
The sad agent received the machine voice that had not changed for thousands of years from the system, and said indignantly: "System-kun, you don't care about the couple at all, you still have the love of your compatriots!!" ’
The system gentleman felt that if he had white eyes, he would definitely roll his eyes, "Agent 222, this system seriously suspects that the space-time fragments not only hit your human shell, but also hurt your data waves!" I am an intelligent system, you are an intelligent body, and they are not the same species in the first place, where does the compatriot love come from? ’
Hurting the data wave is equivalent to hurting the brain of a human being, is the system blaming her for not having a brain? The agent is sad again......
Holding his little sorrow, the agent looked at the human named Shen Wu pitifully, "So, how much blood flow is normal?" ”
Now that the agent is in the double whammy of 'the alliance quality student becomes a shemale' and 'the system doesn't love me', it is not as enthusiastic about this human miracle as before.
"Uh...... "Is there a measure for this?"
Although Shen Wu was indeed happy when the county lord only asked her and ignored Lingge, but, county lord, where did your bad habit of breaking the casserole and asking the end come from! Who would measure the amount of sunflower water? Who would have such a non-human mind!
Not to mention, aren't agents non-human? So, when the agent stared at Shen Wu expectantly with a pair of big watery eyes, Shen Wu: "......"
Lingge doesn't tense her nerves now: yes, it's this kind of look, big watery eyes, flickering curling eyelashes, and a curiosity that can't be stopped by a paralyzed face, it's just ...... Don't be too foul!
However, looking at the county lord's expression of 'if you don't tell me, I'll always be cute', he is a veteran of facial paralysis for many years, Shen Wu can only answer more seriously: "Generally, there is no measurement, but ...... For a woman of your age, the menstrual belt is usually changed every hour. ”
As soon as the words fell, Shen Wu suddenly stood up with cold hairs-
"Menstrual belt? That's a god horse? The paralyzed county lord continued to look curious!
Really!
Eh, Shen Wu lowered her crotch and shoulders, she knew that the county lord would definitely ask!
Looking at the deep sense of powerlessness emanating from Shen Wu's paralyzed face, Lingge couldn't be too happy - eh, I was happy to see that you weren't having a good time!
Maybe Shen Wu's decadent appearance is really too obvious, maybe her resentment value is too high, maybe ...... It's Lingge's gloating expression that is too joyful, and the agent gets it inexplicably.
So, 'Ah, this almighty human has something he doesn't know!' Such thoughts leap into the cognition of the agent.
"You know what?" Since Shen Wu didn't know, Lingge's expression was very happy, then this human named Lingge should be able to give her the answer!
"Huh?" Lingge, who was still happy a second ago, was shot, and the expression on his face instantly stiffened as he watched the county lord's eyes turn to him......
"Menstrual belt, um......" Although it is a little embarrassing, it can attract the attention of the county lord back, Lingge said, what is this embarrassment?
Pretending to be calm, he said: "The menstrual belt is made of breathable and sweat-absorbing cotton and linen cloth, which is used to absorb sunflower water, so as not to stain the clothes...... and bathing water ......"
After saying it in one breath, looking at the county lord's sudden realization, Lingge suddenly felt that she was really ...... It's amazing! Secretly sighed: Ah, we deserve to be excellent secret agents!
And the county lord who 'suddenly realized' was complaining to the system king: 'If you don't bring a menstrual belt, physiological blood loss will stain the bath water red?' In this way, the measurement of physiological blood loss per day is almost equal to the measurement of bloodletting at suicide! ’
Mastermind, human females are really tough!
That's why the price of a female human shell is more expensive than a male shell, and once again I praise my wise decision to choose a female shell: Ah, we are worthy of being high-quality students in the alliance, and we are so wise to buy things!
"County master, the slave has already used the menstrual belt for you!" Afraid that the county lord wanted to ask about the appearance and material of that thing again, Lingge quickly added wittily, hehe, no matter how curious the county lord is, it is impossible to ......
"The county lord can't help it!" Shen Wu hurriedly stopped a guy who was about to take off his clothes, and Ling Ge was dumbfounded again-
She thought, no matter how curious the county lord is, it is impossible and embarrassed to take off his clothes and take out the menstrual affair to see, right? But...... Wrestling, county lord, is it really okay for you to be so informal? Is it really good to be ready to run naked in front of people? Is it really good to dig out your own menstrual affairs and bring about research?
Shen Wu carefully explained the material and production method of the moontime belt to the curious county lord, and at the same time looked at the song in grief and anger with his spare eyes, and suddenly had a desolate feeling of 'rabbit dead fox sorrow'.
If she hadn't carefully checked it when she brought the county lord back from the bathroom, she really thought that the county lord had been secretly replaced!
According to this development, her and Lingge's future lives are simply ...... unimaginable! In other words, the county lord, you have such a detailed record, where did the obsession of breaking the sand pot and asking the end come from, and the small one really can't bear it.
Of course, these are the mental activities of Shen Wu and Lingge, and the agent is very good at observing and scanning human micro-expressions, but it is really impossible to analyze human mental activities through micro-expressions or something, unless the other party only has one emotion.
However, now the micro-expressions of these two humans have changed too much, and their emotions are a bit complicated, so the agent only gets:
Ah, these two humans have so complicated mental activities, huh?
Could it be that I already know that I am an alien intelligence, and although I am impressed by my high-quality charm, I am still very worried about whether the human secrets I am divulging will bring about the destruction of mankind?
So, the agent patted Shen Wu on the shoulder and said sincerely, "Don't worry, I won't hurt these humans!" (Don't worry, although I am an alien agent, I am friendly and cooperative with humans, not the kind of aliens who always want to destroy humans!) )
But Shen Wu and Lingge are at the same time, could it be that the county lord knows the identity of our secret guard (secret agent), but is moved by our careful care, so he promises to 'not hurt people like us'?
As a result, Shen Wu and Lingge's hearts became more complicated.
(Small Theatre):
Shen Wu: County Lord, I'm ...... I'm a bad person! Don't be nice to me!
Lingge: County Lord, I'm ...... I'm a bad guy too, don't believe me!
Agent: Human, I...... I am not human, do not be afraid!
System: Come back, host, we've collected a lot of useful data!