Chapter 18: What the fuck looks like
After a moment's hesitation, Ling Tian shouted in his heart.
"Beauty, did I complete the task?"
I wanted to call him fuck, but after thinking about it, it's a critical moment, and I will be softer and not suffer.
Still no sound.
Ling Tian's fire came up again, and he let himself kiss the school flower, and kissed himself. Let yourself hit the teacher, hit yourself. Let yourself take the test, and I will take the test myself. What do you want to do!
"Fuck it, you can't make it, you give me a word. Don't play me like a grandson all day long. ”
Ling Tian cocked Erlang's legs and made up his mind that if the fuck stumbled on him, he couldn't make her comfortable.
Not to mention, it's okay to make some noise in this world for three hours.
At the very least, Ling Tian could shout on the campus radio and expose the conspiracy of this system.
Then, take it in stride.
Just as he was thinking, he faintly heard a cry.
The cry was small, but it reached his ears clearly, and it was not far away, not close, it seemed to be in his head.
"Fuck, is that you? What's going on? You speak. ”
Ling Tian's heart softened suddenly, perhaps, he had misunderstood her?
The crying grew louder and finally, the sound of fucking rang out.
"I, I was touched by tenderness......"
After hearing this, Ling Tian finally let out a sigh of relief.
Panting for breath kills.
The fucking voice was choked with a hint of choking: "Nen is my eighth host." The first eight hosts either came out and died, or they were reborn and began to work, and later, they died. ”
Ling Tian snorted and smiled.
"Only Nen has passed the third hurdle. So, so ......"
As he spoke, the fucking voice began to squirm.
As soon as she twisted, goosebumps rose straight on Ling Tian's body, and the owl-like voice, coupled with the local timbre, wanted to sell cuteness, who could stand this.
"So what?"
Ling Tian seemed to smell a hint of conspiracy.
"That's it...... Hee-hee...... Grace ......"
"En......"
In the dark, Ling Tian seemed to see an extremely ugly woman, writhing her fat body, coquettish and cute.
is like the Thai female Internet celebrity in her previous life.
"Say, what's that?"
Ling Tian urged softly, in fact, he was worried about his task, this thing had not reported the task for a long time, Ling Tian felt empty.
"Well...... Brother Tian, you ...... Do you want to ...... Look...... It's mine............ Appearance? ”
The last two words are as small as mosquitoes.
Ling Tian straightened his waist suddenly, and shouted decisively in his heart: "Look! Why don't you read it, hurry up, show me! ”
"But, but, but, but ......"
The fuck was still squirming until Ling Tian said, "You can be again, I won't watch it!" ”
"Alright then, look at your glasses...... And, there's ...... No matter what you see, don't ......."
"Don't worry, I'm not disgusted."
Ling Tianzheng said, looking forward to it a little in his heart, what does this fuck with a bad stomach and a noisy voice look like.
The glasses gradually blurred, at first ghosting, and later, there was the snowflake-like screen when the TV was gone.
Soon, the snowflake screen receded, and a figure gradually appeared on the lenses.
It was a little girl of seven or eight years old, combed with two pigtails and wore a red sundress.
Except for this, Ling Tian didn't know how to describe her.
Let's talk about the face first, the appearance of that face can be described as a staple food in the previous life: Yang Mazi flatbread. The face is as big as a basin, and the face is full of pockmarks. The small pockmarks fall on the middle pockmarks, and the middle pockmarks fall on the hemp seeds. The pockmarks are connected to the pockmarks, as if they were born in the pockmarks nest.
Speaking of eyes, the whites of the eyes are large, there are no eyebrows, the eyeballs are small, and they are gurgling.
Let's talk about the nose, the nose is facing the sky, the nostrils are facing the sky, and it is big. If it rains, it can be poured directly into the nose.
Finally, Ling Tian felt that there was nothing more suitable than the word 'bloody mouth'.
The most heartbreaking thing is that she is still twisting her body while clasping her nostrils.
After seeing her, Ling Tian suddenly felt that Mama Rong's side face was very good-looking......
Needless to say, these are fucking things you can hear.
"Hmph, sure enough...... I don't like ......"
As he spoke, the man in his glasses vanished. Ling Tian only heard a mournful cry.
Ling Tian pouted, a seven or eight-year-old little girl, she was at a lovely age, why did she look so good?
I can't pick out any advantages.
At this time, the fucking cry suddenly stopped, and he said slowly: "Brother Tian, if you can help me become more beautiful." Tender, tender, would you like to? ”
Ling Tian nodded without hesitation.
Does this still need to be asked, she looks like this, the most offended is Ling Tian, after taking a look today, it is estimated that she will have nightmares at night.
"Then I tell Nen that as long as Nen uses the health exchange system, the more health I get, the better it looks......"
As he spoke, Ling Tian seemed to see her writhing her ass twice.
"Health exchange system? That is, you played the night pot like Marlon? ”
Ling Tian couldn't help but shudder, he couldn't forget the screams of the night pot, it was too violent, too violent.
"It was an accident."
The fucking voice accelerated: "No matter what you say, I also helped the tender." If it weren't for my shot, the night pot would have seen the tender love letter. ”
"Don't call him a night pot, he's my homeroom teacher!"
"Na Nen still shouts!"
"I treat him as a relative, dear, you know?"
"Woo...... I don't understand...... I have relatives...... Woohoo......"
Listening to her howl, Ling Tian regretted mentioning this topic, the fucking cry was enough to be ranked as one of the top ten tortures in the Manchu Qing Dynasty.
Finally waiting for her to finish crying, Ling Tian said in a gentle tone: "Beauty, so to speak, only health can make you beautiful?" ”
"Yes!"
Fuck only when you say 'yes' does you have the well-behaved appearance of a little girl.
"So, I only have to get more health before I can redeem it with you?"
"Yes!"
"So, you want me to live well?"
"Nonsense, tender head kicked by a donkey?"
The little beautiful image she had just established in Ling Tian suddenly disappeared.
Ling Tian pursed his lips, not having the same knowledge as her, and continued to ask, "Why did you make things difficult for me before?" ”
"The system is set that the first three tasks are the main tasks. If Nen can't successfully complete the first three tasks, it means that he is not worthy of being my master. ”
Ling Tian was overjoyed: "So, you can recognize me as your master now?" ”
"Not yet. Tender still has to go through one of my ...... Small, tested. ”
As he spoke, the fuck burst into laughter.
Hearing that laughter, Ling Tian knew that this was definitely not a 'small' test.