"Yes, is this it?"

Stop, look up at the sign, unlike other maid cafes, this maid café uses a relatively obscure language as the name of the store, the font looks unusually cumbersome, but it is unexpectedly pleasing to the eye, probably, some of the guys in the second middle school will feel happy to come in when they see it. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Aside from the strange signs, this maid café is a garden-style building as a whole, and the cabins are set in light colors of blue and white, and you can feel a warm smell just by looking at it from the outside.

Wenwen put the camera in his pocket, then took out his phone to confirm the address, and then took the lead up the very short staircase, and the moment he opened the wooden door, he heard the crisp sound of a bell in his ears.

- Jingle bells

"Hello hosts! Welcome back! ”

A group of maids dressed in maid costumes greeted in unison.

Their outfit is a white flowing apron with a very short, light-looking skirt and white or black stockings.

It seems that the maid of this shop is based on the theme of cuteness.

"Now, Wenwen."

"Don't think!"

"I haven't said it yet!"

"I can already see in your eyes my maid outfit that you fantasize about, bastard!"

"Huh!? Can you see it? So what about this? ”

"What do you want to do—wait...... Wait a minute! Why from behind, what are you going to do!? Hmm! Why did you take off the fat directly without taking off the skirt!! No...... Don't!! This posture ...... Don't do this posture!! ”

"Hmm, it's amazing, I can really see it."

"I said stupid witch, can we really go in first...... I think the maids' gazes are too stinging. ”

Led by a maid with a stiff smile on her face, Wenwen and Bo Liyou arrived at the pre-booked position, which was a square table that could sit for four people, and on both sides of the table were benches similar to sofas that looked more comfortable, Wenwen chose a window position, and Bo Liyou sat next to her.

To tell the truth, the decoration of this store is surprisingly good, the dimly lit store is playing orange lights that make people a little lazy to sleepy, and the furniture and other furnishings are also very antique, and I don't know why, it's obviously lunchtime, but there are surprisingly few customers, so that this café is filled with a quiet and peaceful atmosphere, infected by this atmosphere, Bo Liyu is lying on the table lazily like being lazy in class, raising his eyes lazily and looking around, And Wenwen took out his camera with great interest and kept shooting.

By the way, I don't know whether to be admirable or laughable, because there is a warning sign in the store prohibiting random shooting, Wenwen is like an undercover reporter using all kinds of filming techniques that can only appear in movies, and there are maids walking around all the time, but no one has found that there is a guy who secretly takes pictures here.

"Master, this is the menu, do you need to specify the name?"

A maid handed over the menu, a smile on her face that was impeccable

"Ah...... Designated title......"

Bo Liyou thought about it, but Wenwen looked completely uninterested, and the maid seemed to think that Bo Liyou didn't understand the meaning of that sentence, and kindly explained.

"Yes~ the master can specify how we want to call the master. Then we can specify the title of master, master, classmate ~ brother ~ or elder brother and so on"

How so...... No matter how many times she went to the maid café, she felt that she still couldn't face this kind of thing calmly......

"Well, whatever......"

"Ah, then, shall I call you brother? Oh Ni-chan~"

It seemed to be very self-familiar, and the maid, who was obviously over twenty years old, shouted in a soft tone with a smile.

[Oops...... What's going on with this sudden sense of excitement! Obviously I'm not a sister control! What's going on with this kind of sister power that has broken through 10 million and is so high that it explodes! 】

"Now, stupid shrine maiden, do you think you would be happy if I swooped down on you from outer space with all my might, full of love?"

Wen Wen grinned a terrible smile and said this in an unusually cheerful tone

"It's going to die!! Before I feel happy, I will enjoy the eternal sleep of darkness with 90% of the people of this earth! And if you think that adding a loving love to any terrible phrase will make people feel cute, you are very wrong!! Words are not such superficial things! ”

"Eh, isn't it good, you can stand in the center of the world and call me, isn't it very moving."

"Am I a beast!?"

(Note: The title of the final episode of EVA's TV version: Calling the Beast of Love at the Center of the World.) ）

"Ahaha, oh Ni-chan and the master are so interesting~"

Should I say that I deserve to be the maid in the maid café in Akihabara?,Even in the face of this middle two dialogue that ordinary people only feel ashamed to the point of explosion, they can be so comfortable...... Speaking of which, otaku are like this, huh...... It feels like hell to receive such strange guests all year round.,It's okay to resist this shameful spiritual pollution without changing your face.,Not to mention Gundam.,In fact, the maids of Akihabara are all new human qualifications who can sit on EVA to fight against the apostles!!

"Ah, if you're feeling hungry, you can order something first, the guy said that something is delayed and it will take some time to come, you didn't have breakfast in the morning."

Wenwen picked up the glass with his left hand and took a sip of water, and handed the menu just given by the maid to Bo Liyou.

"Oh, 3q."

Under the smiling gaze of the maid, Hakureyu looked at the menu

Maid Moe ☆ Omulet Rice (can be used by a certain maid to draw hearts or cast magic on it with ketchup) - 900 yen

Dark cuisine made by the clumsy lady (random taste, faint taste, i.e. death taste) - 1200 yen

The love bento made by the gentle senior sister - 1500 yuan

~~drink

Super Divine Water - 300 Yuan

Guanling juice with a concentration of 400% - 500 yuan

School City Special! Beef curry-flavored peach juice - 800 yen

Our store recommends today's feature! Fresh fish dish ☆ Looking up at the starry sky - 2,400 yen

Well...... I can't help it, that's the feature of the maid café, although there is no resistance, but Bo Liyu really admires those guys who can keep their faces unchanged and regard the maid café as a perennial go

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[It's weird!!] Where is the maid café with such a feature!! In addition to omelet rice and super god water, there is also a bento box or something, which looks relatively ordinary, and what the hell is the dark cuisine made by the clumsy daughter! Swoon!? Just kidding! No matter how you think about that instant taste, it gives people a very unsettling feeling! Anyway, is it true that the fruit juice and beef curry-flavored peach juice are concentrated? If you haven't read AOR and the Magic Forbidden Book X record, you may be tricked out of curiosity, if it's true, then even if you spit it out on the spot, can it be considered a faux pas for the guests! And why is it that we look up at the stars! Isn't that a dish unique to a certain knight king who can't go down and go to Lingjian Mountain to be a chef! Don't think it's okay to add a ☆! Call the police! I'm really going to call the police! 】

"What's wrong? Hurry up and choose, aren't you hungry~"

Holding back a smile, Wenwen pretended to be natural and urged indifferently

[Ah!! Bastard!! No wonder you didn't order anything for a long time and threw the menu to me! When did this guy become black-bellied, ahhhhhh Give me back that cute three-nil girl from before!! 】

PS: I'm about to run out of classes, I'm about to go into hibernation mode, and I'm finally able to say goodbye to those endless homework, and I'm happy.