【214】The school flower apologizes, please eat
After Uncle Liu finished speaking, he waved his hand and let me go, and I went back to the classroom as if I didn't understand.
After looking at his phone, it was not far from the end of school, and Fatty Bo was excited.
"Nima, what did Lao Liu tell you to do, is there anything good?" He leaned into my ear and asked me.
I ignored him, seeing his look, I didn't want to say a word to him, why there is such a dead fat man in every class, why every dead fat man is so lewd and lewd and edible.
"I think you have a good relationship with Lao Liu, isn't that something, you have a special relationship."
"It's your business, you can die if you stay honestly."
"It's hard life without you, I'm used to staying with you, if you leave, I'm not used to it, I actually listened to the class all morning, and learned all the knowledge I didn't understand before."
"Nima eats so fat and is so smart, this time Brother Kao depends on you, behave well." I hurriedly said to Fat Bo.
He immediately began to pretend, "What, eat with the squad leader at noon, you help me, otherwise I won't listen to you what you say." ”
"You dead fat man, you started talking to me about the conditions, brother is in a bad mood now, don't stimulate me." I said to him.
"Brother, you are not a legend, you haven't studied for so long, if you believe me, you will definitely be kicked out of Class 8 by the road roller."
Fat Bo immediately talked about my sore spot, "Nima, let's say, what conditions." ”
"It's very simple, when I have dinner with the squad leader at noon, you help me tell Mu Wanbing, I like her, and I want to be with her."
When I heard him say it, I was nauseous and wanted to vomit, but I held back and said, "Just like you, the toad wants to eat swan meat?" ”
"I'll tell you, don't be jealous, you already have a girlfriend, don't think about eating what is in the bowl and looking at the pot, and let others live, I know you are interesting to Renmu Wanbing, but you don't have a chance, who made our national policy good, monogamy, and limited your non-human behavior."
"Nima, when did I like Mu Wanbing, don't talk nonsense, how can Lao Tzu be non-human, if you don't talk well, our conversation will end here."
"Don't, I haven't finished talking yet, Mu Wanbing only invited me to eat for the sake of my face, but for the sake of you being at my table, let's go together, you yourself said that you like Mu Wanbing, then don't stop me from igniting my longing for love, you have to help me succeed, you are my great benefactor and Mu Wanbing, you look at my corrupt body, you will be like me in the future, brother will take you to pretend to be fat."
"Fuck your uncle, it's up to you to get along with Mu Wanbing, unless you go back to the furnace and rebuild, you don't have Andy Lau's face, Takeshi Kaneshiro's figure, Stephen Chow's humor, don't even think about it."
"Don't talk nonsense, just say whether you can help or not, just rely on my countless experience in reading women, and ordinary women can easily do it." Fei Bo said confidently.
"First, you have read countless women who are AV actresses from island countries, and secondly, Mu Wanbing is not an ordinary woman, you have no drama at all, don't humiliate yourself anymore." I said to Fat Bo unceremoniously.
"I'm full of passion and desire for love now, don't you want to hit me, let me give up, men don't force themselves, how do you know if you can do it, if you don't help me, then we have nothing to discuss, you cross your single-plank bridge, I take my Yangguan Road."
"Yes, I'll help you, I'm not responsible for the result."
"With your words, I'm half of the battle, then it's decided, brother has everything, I owe you Dongfeng."
I looked at Fat Bo with disdain and smiled lewdly, I really didn't know who gave him confidence.
After a while, school ended, and the corridor was bustling and noisy.
Mu Wanbing packed up her things and ran to us with a smile and said, "What are you two still sitting on, hurry up and pack your things and leave." ”
I was about to speak, but Fat Bo took the first step and said: "Let's go, let's go, I've been ready for a long time, just he grinds and chirps, it's really not like a gentleman." ”
I really wanted to pull Fatty Bo and beat him violently, but looking at Mu Wanbing's trembling laughter, I couldn't bear to let Fatty Bo lose face.
So the three of us went to the school gate to take a car to the dry pot fish on the fourth middle road, there are really a lot of people to eat, it is difficult to find a quiet position, finally see a window position, was a lower, looking weak man to sit on.
I gave Fat Bo a look and said, "It's time for you to behave, go and take him down." ”
Mu Wanbing and I stood on the side and watched, and Fatty Bo stood up straight and rushed up: "Brother, we have already booked this position, I'm sorry." ”
The man glanced at Fat Bo and said, "What are you doing, I came first, it's useless to book." ”
Fei Bo clenched his fists and was about to rush forward, but he didn't expect five or six strong men to come from behind and pull Fei Bo away: "Get out, do you hear me." ”
When Fei Bo saw these people, he immediately softened, ran over to us with a disgraced face, and said to Mu Wanbing embarrassedly: "This...... There are so many of them, and I can't help it. ”
I was secretly laughing on the side, and Fat Bo pinched me hard, and I screamed in pain, but I still couldn't stop laughing in my heart.
Later, we waited for a while, and there was a table next to us that finished eating, so we quickly went to the table and ordered food to be served.
I sat and smoked, completely forgetting what Fat Bo had explained, Fat Potter looked at me anxiously, sweating anxiously, but I sat as steady as Mount Tai.
Then the dishes were served, and Mu Wanbing said, "What do you drink, drink or wine, order whatever you want, I have a treat today." ”
"Whatever you do with drinks, men must be able to drink."
I went on to say, "You have to drink to be a man." ”
Mu Wanbing looked at me blankly and asked, "Why, why do you have to drink to be a man?" ”
"Wine is intimidating." I laughed after saying that, and Mu Wanbing also covered her mouth and giggled on the other side.
Fat Bo angrily kicked me under the table, but on the surface it looked like nothing had happened.
The waiter brought fruit oranges and four bottles of beer, poured them for us, Mu Wanbing picked up the cup and said to us: "In addition to making amends for your sins, one more thing is to ask you to apologize to the physics teacher and let the teacher come back to teach us, otherwise we will really become sinners for everyone in Class 8." ”
"I knew nothing good was going on." I said casually.
But Fat Bo smiled and said, "That's not a problem, we'll go and ask the teacher to come back immediately after eating." ”
I didn't know what to say on the side, Fatty Bo had a flattering expression, and I felt disgusted when I looked at it, and I had no appetite at all for this meal.