Valentine's Day special funny version

Night Raid.

"Red Hitomi, please be my girlfriend!" The dark-haired teenager did his 1111th exercise against the wall.

"Hear me, big pervert." The green-haired Lubbo poked his head out, as if he had discovered some new world, "Loya, I didn't expect you to be such a person!" It's too much! ”

"What, where did I go too far!" Loya retorted.

"Seeing that you're about to get off the list, I'm still single, isn't this excessive!" Lubbock's eyes almost burst into flames, "Valentine's Day, it's so hateful, you dead and full!" ”

"Are you lonely, Lubbock?" Brad came out of nowhere.

Looking at the other party's terrifying expression, Lubbock involuntarily took several steps back, distancing himself from the.

"Come on, don't be shy, let's savor life together!" Brad almost pounced, and there was a shy expression on his face, "Don't you run, isn't this misleading us?" ”

"Fools don't run, you're misleading!" Lubbo ran away in a fit of rage, with Brad in hot pursuit.

"These two guys ......," Luo Ya smiled bitterly, "My love is still far away......

But what the group didn't know was that the door to the outside was not closed.

A group of girls were hiding in the corridor behind the door and eavesdropping on the boys' conversations.

"Red Hitomi, you can!" Leonay patted the red pupil on the shoulder and said with a big grin, "It's really worthy of being my good buddy!" ”

"I can't see it, the red pupils are quite attractive." Najeta also said.

"Where's the ......?" replied Red Hitomi shyly lowered her head and squirmed.

The black pupil next to him released a golden light in his eyes, and hugged the red pupil: "My sister is mine!" No one can snatch it away! ”

"Oh, you're still pretending, Black Hitomi?" Ma Yin sneered, "You reserve don't want to fight the red pupils. ”

"What did you say?" The black pupils are like a kitten protecting food, and the whole person shrinks up, and the momentum is quite majestic.

"Angry? Reserves? Ma Yinjiao smiled and walked away, "You bite me!" ”

"Wow!" Black Hitomi gritted her teeth and pounced on Mayin.

But the big trouble between the two was stopped by a third party.

The long purple hair set off her beautiful face, and her misty expression made her a little more beautiful that did not belong to the world: "You two don't make trouble, just have fun together." ”

As if Hill was shining like a saint, Black Hitomi and Ma Yin both showed surprised expressions.

"Why are you looking at me like that? Do I have dirt on my face? Ciel asked dumbfounded.

Sure enough, it would be a mistake to think of her as a saint.

Black Hitomi shook her head together with Mayin.

But I heard the noise outside suddenly get louder, and the girls stopped fighting.

They looked at Najeta in amazement.

"Brad, stay away from me, my Lubbo manly man, I like Najeta, not!" You can hear the anger in that voice.

"Don't say it so explicitly, and don't let others misunderstand me!"

Najeta was stabbed by everyone's eyes and felt a little weird, and hurriedly straightened up and made a battle-hardened appearance, as if to tell others that I have seen a lot of such people.

"The charm of the boss is not small." But it was Leonai who muttered quietly.

Red Hitomi nodded blankly.

The few remaining people don't know what to say.

"Of course, when I was a general in the Empire, I don't know how many suitors there were! Of course, there are many suitors now! Najeta's face was also a little red, and her voice became quieter and quieter as she spoke.

"Hehe, don't be shy." Leonay is giggling, it's really infuriating.

Najeta's cold gaze stabbed at Leonay: "Your skin is itching again, isn't it?!" ”

"Ah, no!" Leona hurriedly took a few steps back and stood where he thought he was safe, his expression changing rapidly.

"Ciel, do you have a boyfriend?" Ma Yin asked.

"Of course there is, his name is Bake, and he is a man who stands up to the sky." Ciel was lost in a memory.

"And where is he now?"

"He was the deputy captain of the garrison in the imperial capital. He's using his power to save the Empire. Hill said, a little smug.

"Hmph, why does Hill also have a boyfriend, but I don't have one!" Ma Yin almost burst into tears, puffing up her chest only to find that there was no flesh at all, and she cried even harder.

"Here, just drink some milk." Someone hands Ma Yin a glass of milk.

"Thank you." Ma Yin was about to thank him, but found that he didn't know the other person, "-no, who are you?" ”

"Hello, my name is Lillian, and I'm Lubbick's fiancΓ©e." Someone introduced themselves with a smile.

Hearing the words "fiancΓ©e", Najeta's pupils began to shrink, and the whole person made people feel a little dangerous.

"So, please stay away from Lubbock, will you, Miss Najeta?"

"Of course not." -for-tat, Najeta did not fall behind, "It was he who came to get close to me, and I can't influence his decision." ”

"It's okay, I'll discipline him well." Lillian replied with a smile.

"You don't have to bother. Well? Najeta sneered.

"Of course it's my part." Lillian said.

"Really? Then we'll see. ”

There was a loud bang at the door.

"Damn, Brad, isn't it just a confession, don't look down on me, I'm also a pure master!" Lubbo jerked away from the void and strode in, shouting, "Najeta, listen up, I, Lubbick, like you!" ”

Speaking this domineering sentence in a majestic manner, Lubbo instantly wilted: "Najeta shouldn't be able to hear it, otherwise I won't have the face to mess around." ”

Then, looking up, he was shocked to see the equally stunned girls at the door: "What are you doing?" ”

"Ah...... It's nothing. ”

"yes, nothing."

"We didn't do anything, we just happened to be passing by, didn't we?"

"yes, we didn't hear your confession." This sentence was a little redundant, but it was Mayne who was panicked and confused.

"What, you all heard that?!" Lubbo was almost crazy.

"I hear you very clearly." Najeta sneered.

"Ah, no, boss, listen to me!" Lubbo cowered and stepped back, cornered by Najeta, "Not like you think!" ”

"It's not what I think, what is that?" Najeta pressed.

"Ah, don't come here, I'm just letting you, good men don't fight with women, ah no, gentlemen don't fight! Help me! ”

The imaginary pain did not come, but a slippery feeling on the lips, and the whole body touched a soft and unidentified object. It turned out to be Najeta!

Najeta imprinted her own lips on Lubbock's lips.

"Woo......" Lubbo was forced to endure and enjoy.

Najeta moved her head away, her hands loosened, and Lubbo collapsed to the ground.

"From today onwards, you are my man!"

Lubbock was amazed, and it was a turning point.

"Hey, Lubbock, you won't forget who you are." Said the girl who didn't belong to the night raid.

"What identity? Oh no, who are you? You're not a night raider, but I think I've seen you...... You're Lillian. Lubbo searched for the man's identity.

"Hmph, even if you have a conscience, I don't care if you run away from marriage, go back and marry me today. You can't escape. Lillian pressed.

"This ...... I ...... "Flying Yan Flabbock can feel unsatisfied." And there were two of them at once, could it be that this morning's Valentine's Day wish came into effect? God treats me well, but what should I do now?

"Hey, she and I can only choose one."

"Pick up!"

Lubbock fainted.

……

"Lubbock's guy is really hidden, and he has quietly raided Najeta." Luo Ya saw that his head was numb for a while, and finally made up his mind, "I have to work hard." ”

Looking at the black-haired girl who came out, Luo Ya greeted her.

"Red Hitomi, I like you, please have a relationship with me!"

"Huh? Ah......h

"Please!" Loya's eyes were full of anticipation.

"Okay......" Akatomi replied hesitantly, obviously not prepared for this kind of problem, but rather that she had never encountered this kind of problem, and it was too much to be suddenly confessed by others......

"Then let's try it first." Red Hitomi said.

"Thank you." Luo Ya breathed a long sigh of relief, as if his strength had almost been drained.

"Hmph, my sister is mine, so I won't give it to you!" Black pupils popped up suddenly.

Luo Ya hurriedly pulled the black pupil to the side and thought about it.

"Let's divide it up, you and I ......."

"Then I'm not half less." Black Hitomi said unhappily.

"But I can help you get everyone else away from your sister." Loya said demagoguously.

"Sounds reasonable." Black Hitomi was flickered.

"Then let's form an alliance, protect the Red Pupil Alliance, and officially establish it." High-fives as an oath, and the two people with evil intentions became allies.

……

Hunter's Office.

"I really want to fall in love...... Estes sighed helplessly, "Porus, do you have any way?" ”

"If you want to get a good love, you must chase after it, I didn't bother to work hard at the beginning, so I married my honey!" The masked man said, as if fanning the flames.

"I see." Estes looked surprised.

……

Will walked into the imperial capital with Tazmi.

"Wow, it's so prosperous!"

"It's completely different from the countryside!"

Carrying a tattered hemp cloth bag + wearing tattered clothes + a stupid expression = undoubtedly two hillbillies.

"You two ......" Sayo doesn't know what to say anymore, should these two guys say that they smell like each other?

"There are so many beauties in the imperial capital, ah! What a dazzling couple to behold! Iyeas began to howl.

"I'm going to report for duty, you guys wait here." Will said, the smell of the sea that made the city's residents flash out of the way.

"Good!" Tazmi responded with a smile, his smile like a bright spring breeze, the purity of faith that the empire had long lacked.

Estes was completely captivated by him.

"Follow along." Pollus was ordered to go with him, and Estes followed.

"Hey, the three of us are going to sign up for the army. Take a look at our sword skills and let's go and become generals! Tazmi unsheathed his sword and put on a martial arts posture.

"Get me out, today is Valentine's Day, no recruits!" The recruiters blasted the three of them out.

"And now there are more people who want to be soldiers, who has the kung fu to watch you play acrobatics, they all start from the grassroots level!"

"Haha, that's ......" Tazmi scratched her head to hide her embarrassment.

At this moment, two thugs approached.

"Boy, the sword on your back is good, bring it to your master!"

"Hurry up and rob, don't grind! That group of couples is so dazzling, and their identities are all noble and scary! I had to find this kind of guy who looks dirty! You give me a little more efficiency! The other reprimanded the previous man for his unprofessionalism.

"Knock knock!"

Knocking the two thugs out in two blows, Tazmi smiled at Sayo and Iyeas, "This kind of guy is so annoying, let's go!" ”

"Tazmi, you're really, old love to show off!" Iyeas smacked his lips in disdain.

But just as he was about to walk away, Tazmi suddenly found himself caught by something, and then the whole person was lifted into the air: "What's the situation?" ”

"Your name is Tazmi, be my boyfriend!" Estes said.

"What?" Before Tazmi could exclaim, he was taken away by Estes.

Porus followed.

"Are the women of the imperial capital so open now? Come on, my affair! Iyeas was stunned by Tazmi's good fortune. Such a superb woman actually fell in love with Tazmi! Hurriedly chanting words, looking forward to his good fortune.

"Don't be crooked, let's chase after Tazmi!" Sayo woke up Iyeas from his sweet dream with a slap, and the two chased after Estes.

……

Some dark corner.

"Boss, shouldn't our FFF regiment stop this improper relationship between men and women, why are you hiding here?" A man asks the guy who is clearly the leader.

"Stupid!" The leader shouted angrily, "These guys who don't seem to be able to be messed with, what do you care about him!" Remember, our goal can only be to bully those who don't seem to be very strong. Don't do too much, be careful of playing with your life! ”

"I see."

Half an hour passed.

"Do you see that little white face? Those who hug left and right are definitely our great enemies! The leader pointed to Lan who had just walked over with Azia and Ia.

"Yes, there are too many bastards like this now, and Lao Tzu has been a bachelor for so long! At a young age, he also learned to open a harem! Be sure to give him some color! The other man was convinced.

"The FFF regiment is dispatched, and we hereby swear that we will know all unreasonable relationships between men and women at all costs!"

Lan looked at the dozen or so people rushing out of the corner in surprise, not knowing what the hell they were doing.

"Little white face, release the little Lori in your hand, let me come!" An uncle was obviously a little overexcited, and even began to tell the truth.

Then this guy was punched by their leader and almost fell.

The leader reprimanded: "Idiot, our FFF regiment is to eliminate all improper relationships between men and women, how can we get infected ourselves!" ”

"Yes." The guy who was punched suddenly woke up.

"Start all over again! That time just now doesn't count! ”

"The FFF regiment is dispatched, and we hereby swear that we will know all unreasonable relationships between men and women at all costs!"

"Idiot, your pose is wrong again!"

"The FFF regiment is dispatched, and we hereby swear that we will know all unreasonable relationships between men and women at all costs!"

"Hand over the girls!"

"Stupid, don't say such stupid things!"

"The FFF regiment is dispatched, and we hereby swear that we will know all unreasonable relationships between men and women at all costs!"

"Bastard, I've told you a few times, don't drool!"

……

"The FFF regiment is dispatched, and we hereby swear that we will know all unreasonable relationships between men and women at all costs!"

Finally there was no problem, and the leader breathed a sigh of relief.

It's really hard!

"Accept our judgment!" The leader pretended to be deeply forced.

It turned out that there was no response.

Looking back, Lan had already led the two little Lori's away. The streets are bare, and there is not even a ghost. The ringleader blushed with anger.

"Damn little white face, don't let me touch you again!"

……

Ran and the two little Lori's heads to the hunters' assembly place.

I bumped into the lady who came to find Lan for Valentine's Day.

Lan felt that it was not good to see her, so she became more and more.

As a result, the Shura Field mode was triggered.

"Iya, who is this?" Elizabeth looked at Alcia and asked coldly.

"Hello Auntie, my name is Athea." Aisia began to automatically go into blackening mode, responding coldly.

"What aunt! You kid is rude. Elizabeth's expression was even more ugly.

"She's a friend of Lan!" Ea said.

Mind you, friends and girlfriends are two completely different concepts, and Ia is really cunning.

"Girlfriend?!" The lady read word by word, as if she had heard some earth-shattering news.

Iya and Aithia just smiled and didn't say no.

"Impossible, how could she be Lan's girlfriend!" The female lady was almost insane, and began to scream blindly, turned and ran away, and went to Lan to ask what was going on.

"What an idiot, I can't even tell the difference between a friend and a girlfriend." Iya scoffed.

"Hehe, if you're in a hurry, you're in a hurry." Alcia said.

"Sister Athea, I helped you get rid of her, how can you thank me?" Ia's eyes flashed, staring at Ai as if she wanted candy.

"Didn't you also benefit? We're reciprocal and mutually beneficial. "But it's Valentine's Day, and I'm going to give you some reward." ”

"What reward?" Little stars flashed in Ia's eyes.

Aithia hugged Ia: "I'll be with you all day today!" ”

The silky tongue licked at the base of Iya's ear, and Iya couldn't help but itch and laugh wildly.

"It's so cute, your body is so soft~" Aiya began to blacken again, and her hands groped all over Iya's body.

"Sister Athea, don't make trouble......" Iya laughed so much that tears were about to come out, and her body collapsed into Aisia's arms as if it had melted.

"It's Valentine's Day." Aithia said with a smile, and the movements of her hands did not stop at all.

"Haha......"

"How did you touch me!" Athea exclaimed angrily.

"Make you proud!" Iya said proudly.

"Damn, let you know I'm good!"

"I'm not a vegetarian either!"

"Ahh Sister Athea, I was really wrong, spare me! ”

"It's cowardly now, it's so powerful just now!" Alcia didn't give up.

"I was really wrong!"

……

"No, it's all my fault, Iya, let me go!"

"Don't let it go, let you not spare me just now!"

"Damn, I want revenge!"

"You bite me~"

"You're really biting!"

"Damn, I'm going to bite too!"

Valentine's Day came to an end with a feast for couples and the intimate contact between lilies and.

Tomorrow will be a normal daily life......

Valentine's Day special? finish