One hundred questions about the relationship between husband and wife (Part H)
Chinese New Year's Eve: That, it's almost over, so invite the two of you today, let's be so bad, ask the remaining few questions of this couple's sex one hundred questions. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
Jiang Yan: This palace is very idle, you can ask casually.
Duanmu Chen: I've been ...... lately (receiving Jiang Yan's eyes) is not too busy......
Chinese New Year's Eve: Hehe, the recent war with the Black Rock Country is on the verge of breaking out, and the emperor is not busy?
Duanmuchen: (not angry) I asked you.
Chinese New Year's Eve: (coughs twice) That, what was your first word on the morning of the first night?
Jiang Yan: (in recollection) I don't remember. How awesome?
Duanmuchen: (nodding) I'm naturally the best one.
Chinese New Year's Eve: (flipping through previous chapters) What the emperor said is, don't quarrel with your master, let her sleep more.
Jiang Yan looked at Duanmu Chen with a gentle face: The emperor is considerate.
Chinese New Year's Eve: What the lady said is, I rely on! What about being more gentle in a good life?
Jiang Yan: ......
Duanmuchen: ...... Ahem, I, in bed, isn't it gentle?
Jiang Yan: ...... Next!
Chinese New Year's Eve: How many times do you ht every seven days?
Duanmu Chen: Seven days? Why Seven Days? We have it every day, sometimes more than once!
Jiang Yan: (whispering) It's not...... Recently, for a long time, it hasn't ......
Duanmuchen: Ahem, I've been busy lately...... Speaking of which, this thing is useless for Raushzi's interview, so let's go back and make up for it......
Jiang Yan: (Looks at Duanmu Chen with burning eyes)
Chinese New Year's Eve: Hey, if you can't finish these questions today, I'll ...... I'll write you to death!
Duanmuchen: You dare!
Chinese New Year's Eve: (first shrinks his neck, then glares back without hesitation) You try!
Jiang Yan: ...... Go ahead.
Chinese New Year's Eve: Think it's better to have a few hours every seven days in the best case?
Jiang Yan: Seven times.
Duanmu Chen: Twenty-one times!
Jiang Yan: ...... You do it seven times first!
Duanmuchen: ............ Wait for me to conquer the ...... of the Blackstone Kingdom
Chinese New Year's Eve: Hee-hee-hee-hee......
Jiang Yan: (glaring at Chinese New Year's Eve) Go on!
Chinese New Year's Eve: Good Lady! So, what is the most ideal h?
Duanmuchen: (rushing to say) I'll answer first!
Chinese New Year's Eve: Okay, the emperor said first.
Duanmuchen: (throwing a wink at Jiang Yan) As long as he is with Yan'er, it is ideal.
Jiang Yan: (Rolling her eyes)
Chinese New Year's Eve: (covers her mouth and laughs) What does the lady say?
Jiang Yan: Well, it's all right.
Duanmuchen: (like being stepped on by the tail) So perfunctory? Am I bad? Isn't it ideal? What does Yan'er want?
Jiang Yan: (after thinking about it carefully) Well, speaking of which, it's better for you to do Xiao M......
Duanmu Chen: (Speechless, then his face gradually turns red) That time...... It's really good......
Chinese New Year's Eve: (Laughing, then glared at by the two) Okay, okay, next question, your most sensitive place? What about the most sensitive part of the other party?
Duanmuchen: (smiling at Jiang Yan) I know, I don't say it.
Jiang Yan: (raising eyebrows) From this palace, do you know?
Duanmu Chen: Naturally, every time I ...... You know.
Jiang Yan: Really? I don't think so......
Duanmuchen: (Suddenly gets up) What? Impossible, isn't it the left side of the breast there?
Jiang Yan: (face instantly reds) You, you, you sit down in this palace!
Duanmuchen: (sits down triumphantly) Do you know what I am?
Jiang Yan: Hmph, I don't know who was crying and begging for mercy that night.
Duanmuchen: Hey, hey, hey...... Why don't we go back......
Chinese New Year's Eve: Write Death!
Jiang Yan & amp; Duanmuchen: ...... Next! Hurry up!
Chinese New Year's Eve: Describe the other party at h time in one sentence?
Duanmuchen: Beautiful!
Jiang Yan: It's a lot of sweat.
Duanmuchen: ?????
Jiang Yan: But it's sexy.
Duanmu Chen: (smirk) Uh-huh~ That's, I'm one of the most beautiful men in a million.
Jiang Yan: ...... Hurry up for the next question.
Chinese New Year's Eve:...... I've had a bad stomach lately, so I'm going to throw up......
Duanmu Chen: (frowns) Huh?
Chinese New Year's Eve: Well, frankly, do you like h?
Duanmu Chen: (Rush to answer) I like it! My favorite!
Jiang Yan: Isn't your favorite concubine?
Duanmu Chen: My favorite is you, and I have a bang with you!
Jiang Yan: (nodding in satisfaction) The same is true for the concubines.
Duanmu Chen: (with a gentle face) Yan'er......
Chinese New Year's Eve: Next question!
Duanmuchen: ...... (Unpleasant staring at Chinese New Year's Eve)
Chinese New Year's Eve: (waving the pen in his hand) Write to death!
Duanmuchen: ...... Hurry up!
Chinese New Year's Eve: (Hehehehehe, I finally found a trick to restrain these two) What is the place of h under normal circumstances?
Jiang Yan: Dormitory.
Duanmuchen: ...... in bed In this way...... Can you try it next time......
Chinese New Year's Eve: (See the stitch asked) Where would you like to try?
Duanmuchen: Hey, hey, hey...... Or try it in the study next time?
Jiang Yan: (Glancing at Duanmu Chen)
Duanmuchen: That's right! In the pavilion!
Jiang Yan: What nonsense!
Duanmuchen: It was good in the backyard that time......
Jiang Yan: ...... Next!
Chinese New Year's Eve: (listening with relish) Oh, is the shower before h or after h?
Jiang Yan: Naturally, it is H ago, how can you be so unhygienic?
Duanmuchen: Next time you are in the pavilion, you can try not to take a bath......
Jiang Yan: ...... When I went back to the palace, I demolished the pavilion!
Duanmuchen: Then I'll build another one......
Jiang Yan: (angry) Next question!
Chinese New Year's Eve: Hey...... Is there any agreement at h?
Jiang Yan: What do you mean?
Duanmuchen: Promise? Does not biting count?
Jiang Yan: ...... Hongu never bites!
Duanmuchen: I bite, I bite.
Chinese New Year's Eve: Hahaha...... Okay, next question. Have you ever had sex with someone other than your lover?
Jiang Yan: (doesn't answer, only raises his eyebrows and looks at Duanmu Chen)
Duanmuchen: (looks very unnatural) What is there to ask about this kind of question?
Jiang Yan: Well, this palace thinks it's worth answering.
Duanmuchen: ...... There's nothing to answer, next question next question.
Chinese New Year's Eve: Hey, okay. Do you agree with or oppose the idea that if you don't get the heart, you must at least get the body?
Duanmu Chen: How could I not get her heart? Her body and mind are all mine! Who can get a heart that I can't get?
Jiang Yan: ...... It's not bad to get flesh too......
Duanmuchen: (immediately confesses) I am Yan'er with all my heart.
Jiang Yan: (squinting at him) Really?
Duanmu Chen: (nodding and nodding) Naturally!
Chinese New Year's Eve: (Laughs)
Jiang Yan: Okay, next question.
Chinese New Year's Eve: Well, what would you do if the other person was raped by a mob?
Duanmuchen: ......!!
Jiang Yan: Yo, don't talk about rape, it's candied fruit, and the palace didn't say anything.
Duanmuchen: ...... No preserves!
Jiang Yan: That's Yan Feng who saved you...... Otherwise...... Hum.
Duanmuchen: No, no, no, no! Black history, no! Don't mention it again!
Jiang Yan: I was almost candied ...... Or was he saved by his rival in love......
Duanmu Chen: (green tendons burst) Next question!
Chinese New Year's Eve: Hahaha...... Do you feel embarrassed before h? Or after?
Jiang Yan: I don't know if he will be embarrassed after being with others......
Duanmuchen: ...... Next, next question!
Chinese New Year's Eve: Ahem, that, if other people say to you I'm lonely, so only tonight, please... And ask for h, will you?
Jiang Yan: (continues to raise eyebrows and look at Duanmu Chen)
Duanmuchen: Stern refusal! Leave no trouble! My body and mind belong to Yan'er!
Jiang Yan: Hmm, in case I get pampered again......
Duanmuchen: Well, what will Yan'er do?
Jiang Yan: Guess what?
Duanmu Chen: Yan'er's mind and body are naturally all mine!
Jiang Yan: It depends, in case the other party is very handsome......
Duanmu Chen: (glaring)
Jiang Yan: ...... You can't say yes, can you?
Duanmuchen: Yes, yes, Yan'er is right.
Jiang Yan: (nodding in satisfaction) Let's go to the next question.
Chinese New Year's Eve: Hahaha, do you think you're good at h? What about the other party?
Duanmuchen: (holding his head high) This is natural! I'm not good at it, who is good at it?
Jiang Yan: Concubine.
Duanmuchen: (Turning into a eunuch's face in a second) Yes, yes, Yan'er is the best.
Chinese New Year's Eve: In this way, is the lady better at h than the emperor?
Duanmuchen: Who said that?
Chinese New Year's Eve:...... The emperor just finished speaking.
Duanmuchen: ...... So many words, next question!
Chinese New Year's Eve: Hee-hee, what do you want the other person to say at h?
Duanmuchen: I hope Yan'er said something...... She's pretty much said it.
Jiang Yan: Oh? What did the concubine say?
Duanmuchen: Hehe, just ...... You're so good, you're so good, slow down, I can't do it......
Jiang Yan: (blushing instantly) When did the concubine say these words?
Duanmu Chen: Hey, hey, do you want to try again...... Try again in the evening?
Jiang Yan: (snorts at Duanmuchen) I hope the emperor will say some gentle words when he is h.
Duanmuchen: Okay! I'll say it in the evening!
Chinese New Year's Eve: (Ill-intentioned) What kind of expression do you like when you are h?
Duanmuchen: (Instantaneous eyes light up) That's it, that's it...... (then frowning and looking at Chinese New Year's Eve) Who wants to know this question?
Chinese New Year's Eve: (startled, immediately sit up straight) No one wants to know!
Duanmuchen: Then I still ask, the next question!
Chinese New Year's Eve: Forehead...... All right......
Jiang Yan: (suddenly interjects) I like to watch the emperor cry.
Chinese New Year's Eve: (eyes shining) Did the emperor cry when he was still h?
Duanmu Chen: (flushed) Yan'er!
Jiang Yan: Well, it's very interesting!
Chinese New Year's Eve: When?
Duanmuchen: You, you ask again?
Jiang Yan: That's it......
Duanmuchen: !! Write me to death!
Jiang Yan: Okay, okay, I have a chance to tell you secretly, let's ask the next question.
Chinese New Year's Eve: (covers his mouth and laughs) Okay, okay, I'll go to the lady later to whisper. That, do you think it's okay to be with someone other than a lover?
Duanmuchen: No!
Jiang Yan: The concubine said that it can't be useful?
Duanmuchen: It's useful, whatever Yan'er says is useful! I, I'm only with you...... You know...... (The shyly Chong Jiang Yan threw a wink)
Jiang Yan: (full of excitement) Next question!
Chinese New Year's Eve: Hey, hey, hey...... Are you interested in SM?
Jiang Yan: (Glancing at Duanmu Chen) The lover is a little M, can you not be interested in SM?
Duanmu Chen: Who, who is Xiao M? I'm the attacker! The one of the s! Got it? sļ¼
Chinese New Year's Eve: Hey, hey, when will the mother sm the emperor again.
Jiang Yan: (Raising the corner of his eye) There is a chance, the emperor has been full of offensive power recently......
Duanmuchen: Look, look, look......
Jiang Yan: Although the essence is still a small m......
Duanmuchen: ...... Next!
Chinese New Year's Eve: Hehe, if the other party suddenly stopped asking for your body, would you?
Duanmu Chen: (wide-eyed) What? Why?
Jiang Yan: Hey, thirty is like a wolf and forty is like a tiger, but a man is ...... The concubines are really afraid that the emperor will no longer ...... one day
Duanmu Chen: Never! Break off! No! Yes! Don't say look, I just think of you...... Why don't you answer that another day?
Chinese New Year's Eve: (Quickly pull Jiang Yan) There are still a few last dishes!
Duanmuchen: ...... Okay, Yan'er, I'll prove it to you in the evening!
Jiang Yan: (laughs) Okay.
Chinese New Year's Eve: Hey...... What if you're not interested in it anymore...... What do you think about rape?
Jiang Yan: It's okay to be sexual, but it's really not good.
Duanmu Chen: I'm ready to be forced by Yan'er at any time!
Jiang Yan: ...... Not interested.
Duanmuchen: Come on, come on, come on, it's interesting......
Jiang Yan: ...... Look, this palace says he's a little m......
Chinese New Year's Eve: (nodding sharply) Uh-huh!
Duanmuchen: (glaring) Next question!
Chinese New Year's Eve: Haha, that, what is the more painful thing in h?
Jiang Yan: (frowning) Hmm...... Sometimes I really don't want ......
Duanmu Chen: (confident) But I thought about it as soon as I kissed him!
Jiang Yan: ...... Well, let it be said.
Duanmuchen: Isn't it?
Jiang Yan: ...... Okay, okay, yes, yes. Hurry up for the next question.
Chinese New Year's Eve: Hahahaha...... What has been the most exciting and anxious place for you in your h?
Jiang Yan & Duanmu Chen: (in unison) Back garden!
Chinese New Year's Eve: Hahaha, it's anxiety for the mother, and excitement for the emperor, right?
Jiang Yan: Uh-huh, yes.
Duanmu Chen: Isn't Yan'er excited? How do I remember that time...... Very ...... Refreshing, huh?
Jiang Yan: (unnatural red appears on his face) The emperor is mistaken!
Duanmu Chen: Oh? Then try again another day......
Chinese New Year's Eve: Hahahaha......
Jiang Yan: (staring at Chinese New Year's Eve) Next question!
Chinese New Year's Eve: Hey, hey, hey...... Have you used props in H?
Jiang Yan: ......
Duanmu Chen: Props? What kind of props? I want to use it!
Jiang Yan: No!
Duanmuchen: In life, you have to have the courage to challenge. Yan'er knows what kind of prop it is? Let's try it later?
Jiang Yan: ...... Go away!
Chinese New Year's Eve: Your Majesty, I know what props there are......
Duanmuchen: Okay! Go back and pick some good ones to offer, and I will be rewarded!
Chinese New Year's Eve: Hello!
Jiang Yan: ...... Next!
Chinese New Year's Eve: Niangniang can also use yo~
Jiang Yan: (raising eyebrows) ...... Good idea.
Duanmuchen: What?
Jiang Yan: Ahem, it's okay, next question.
Chinese New Year's Eve: So, where do you like to be kissed the most?
Duanmuchen: Hmm...... Below......
Jiang Yan: ...... You......
Duanmuchen: Do you want to tell the truth? What about Yan'er, is it the same?
Jiang Yan: ...... No!
Duanmu Chen: I know I know, left chest!
Jiang Yan: No!
Duanmuchen: Hey, where is that?
Chinese New Year's Eve: Niangniang, tell the truth.
Jiang Yan: ...... Neck, neck......
Duanmuchen: (eager to try) Go and try......
Chinese New Year's Eve: Write Death!
Duanmuchen: ...... I'll give you another cup of tea! Hurry up!
Chinese New Year's Eve: Hmph...... H, do you take off your clothes yourself, or do the other party help you take them off?
Duanmuchen: I'm willing to help......
Jiang Yan: It's all right.
Duanmu Chen: From then on, I'll take it off!
Jiang Yan: ...... Let's talk about it.
Duanmuchen: ...... What should I do now, I really want to take off my ......
Chinese New Year's Eve: (Hurry up) Okay, okay, one last word to your lover.
Duanmuchen: Finally! (Then pick up Jiang Yan) Go, I will kiss your neck well!
Jiang Yan: ...... Hey, don't ...... Hmm......
(The two walked farther and farther, stunned on Chinese New Year's Eve.) A moment later. ļ¼
Chinese New Year's Eve: Well, this interview is over! Thank you, thank you for the cooperation of the emperor and Niangniang! Sprinkle flowers! Bye~
(To be continued.) )