Sprinkle sugar on Tanabata: 100 questions about husband and wife (I)

Moderator: Liu Chinese New Year's Eve

Visit: Starting Point Female Frequency

Interviewee: Duanmuchen, Jiang Yan. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Chinese New Year's Eve: Ladies and gentlemen, hello everyone, this is the mission of the concubine......

Duanmuchen: There's too much nonsense, I'm busy with government affairs, so I'll go back first.

Chinese New Year's Eve:...... Okay, without further ado, let's start with a hundred questions about husband and wife, the first question, what is your name?

Duanmuchen: ...... I'm gone.

Chinese New Year's Eve: Woo woo Emperor I was very wrong, I started directly from the back question to ask okay?

Duanmu Chen: Ask something useful!

Jiang Yan: (smiling silently)

Chinese New Year's Eve: Ahem, when did the two meet? Where is it?

Duanmu Chen: The draft scene, Qingluan Palace.

Jiang Yan: Hesheng Pavilion.

Chinese New Year's Eve: First impression of the other person?

Duanmu Chen: A little rabbit who can wrestle.

Jiang Yan: ...... It's very handsome.

Duanmu Chen: Oh? Of course I'm handsome, but apart from this, don't you feel my domineering spirit?

Jiang Yan: I saw your yellow back, and I could see that you were handsome, so what else do you want?

Duanmuchen: I'm wrong, I'm wrong, Yan'er, don't worry, dissipate your anger, what you said is right......

Chinese New Year's Eve: (already stunned, Duanmu Chen was glared at before reacting, quickly picked up the manuscript in his hand) Cough, that, what do you like about the other party?

Duanmuchen: I like everything!

Jiang Yan: ...... Handsome?

Duanmu Chen: Oh? Don't you like my strong and powerful physique? Don't like me......

Jiang Yan: Next question.

Chinese New Year's Eve: So, what do you hate about each other?

Duanmuchen: (Suddenly stands up) What kind of questions are you asking! Between me and Yan'er, how can there be such a hate!

Jiang Yan: I hate that he went to other palaces to get others pregnant.

Duanmuchen: ...... Yan'er, there is a plate of candied fruit, do you want to eat it?

Chinese New Year's Eve: Okay, next question, do you think you are compatible with the other person...... Uh, well, next question, what do you call each other?

Duanmuchen: Yan'er.

Jiang Yan: Your Majesty.

Duanmuchen: Yan'er, this title is too cold......

Chinese New Year's Eve: Exactly, next question, what do you want the other party to call you?

Duanmu Chen: Husband!

Jiang Yan: ...... Husband?

Duanmuchen: Whew! Right! Yan'er is so nice, call another one?

Jiang Yan: Hehe.

Chinese New Year's Eve: Okay, next question......

Duanmuchen: What's next, Yan'er hasn't said what she wants me to call her.

Jiang Yan: ...... Anything is good.

Duanmuchen: (IQ drops, affectionately shouting Jiang Yan) Anything is good.

Jiang Yan: ...... Hurry up for the next question.

Chinese New Year's Eve: If you use animals as a metaphor, what do you think the other party is?

Duanmu Chen: Little rabbit!

Jiang Yan: ...... Hmm, big black dog?

Duanmuchen: ...... (Turned into a big black face)

Chinese New Year's Eve: (holding back a smile) Next question, if you had to give a gift to the other person, would you give it?

Duanmuchen: (pondering for a long time) Yan'er has me, and she doesn't lack anything. Give a concubine?

Jiang Yan: (frowning and thinking for a long time) Have another child?

Duanmu Chen: (eyes light up) Go!

Jiang Yan: ...... Just talk.

Chinese New Year's Eve: (receiving the lady's gaze and continuing to ask) So what gift do you want for yourself?

Duanmu Chen: (categorically) Kid!

Jiang Yan: ......

Duanmuchen: Yan'er, what do you want? You say, you say it, and I'll send you it~

Jiang Yan: ...... I'll tell you later.

Duanmuchen: Okay!

Chinese New Year's Eve: Well, well, next question, do you have any dissatisfaction with the other party? What is it in general? (receiving Duanmu Chen's angry eyes) What is your problem? (Duanmu Chen's face has darkened) Eh! That's a good question, how much do you like each other?

Duanmuchen: (nodding with satisfaction) I like it very much, I have never tried to like someone so much. (Then looked at Jiang Yan expectantly)

Jiang Yan: ...... Loved it.

Duanmu Chen: (dissatisfied) Gone?

Jiang Yan: ...... I like it very much.

Chinese New Year's Eve: Okay, okay, next question, then, do you love each other?

Duanmu Chen: (categorically) Love!

Jiang Yan: (hesitant) Love......

Duanmu Chen stood up violently, and Jiang Yan hurriedly said: Love, love, love, love!

Duanmu Chen sat down at this time.

Chinese New Year's Eve: Ahem, please sit down, let's continue, well, the next question, what does the other party say will make you feel okay?

Duanmuchen: ...... It seems that whatever Yan'er says, I have no choice.

Jiang Yan: After switching to Chen Baobao, I will say every word to the end.

Duanmuchen: (Immediately switch modes, rubbing his head directly on Jiang Yan's shoulder) Yan'er, I, I still want a child~

Jiang Yan: (Expressionlessly pushes away Duanmu Chen's hairy head)

Chinese New Year's Eve: Ahem, poof, what, let's continue to ang. What would you do if you felt that the other person was suspicious of a change of heart?

Duanmuchen: Change of heart? Don't! No! No, it won't! I will not allow it! Yan'er changed her mind? Who is the other party? Woods! Chop him up!

Jiang Yan: ......

Chinese New Year's Eve:......

Jiang Yan: If you change your mind, you will change your mind, what else can you do, do you really want to castrate him?

Duanmu Chen: (crotch cools) Hehehe, Yan'er, I will never change my mind about you!

Chinese New Year's Eve: Next question, can you forgive the other party for changing their minds?

Duanmuchen: ...... No, I won't change my mind, what forgiveness or not, Yan'er won't change my mind! Woods!

Jiang Yan: ...... Don't forgive, castrate directly.

Duanmuchen: (Why do you always feel a little cold...... )

Chinese New Year's Eve: Poof, haha, lady domineering. So, what do you think is the sexiest expression of the other person?

Duanmu Chen: I won't tell you!

Jiang Yan: Well, when I'm asleep.

Duanmuchen: Yan'er, look at me and I'm asleep.

Jiang Yan: ...... Next question.

Chinese New Year's Eve: When two people are together, what makes you feel your heart beat the most?

Duanmuchen: Kiss, kiss.

Jiang Yan: Hmm, same as above.

Chinese New Year's Eve: Ouch, don't you speed up when you pop?

Duanmu Chen: (pointing to Chinese New Year's Eve) This person dared to inquire about the emperor's whereabouts and pull him out......

Chinese New Year's Eve: Believe it or not, I arranged a male match for Yan'er!

Duanmuchen: ...... Pull it out and give it a hundred taels of gold, and then bring it in.

Chinese New Year's Eve: Humph! Go on, what do you feel happiest about?

Duanmuchen: As long as you are with Yan'er, you will be happy~

Jiang Yan: What about my male partner?

Duanmu Chen: What kind of male partner, what kind of male supporting role, isn't it enough for you to have me...... (Hyun Ran's crying face)

Jiang Yan: ...... With Dragon Egg Feng'er, the happiest family is when they are together.

Duanmuchen: That's right!

Chinese New Year's Eve: Well, have you ever quarreled?

Duanmuchen: No!

Jiang Yan: I quarreled.

Duanmuchen: Yan'er......

Chinese New Year's Eve: How to reconcile?

Jiang Yan: He told me a story outside the door.

Duanmuchen: That's not a quarrel, Yan'er......

Chinese New Year's Eve: What's the story?

Jiang Yan: Tell the story of how pitiful and sympathetic she is.

Duanmuchen: Next!

Chinese New Year's Eve: Okay, let's start asking some small questions of color, oh hehe, are you the attacker or the recipient? Where is the location of the first H?

Duanmuchen: ...... At first, it was the attacker, and then it became the receiver inexplicably......

Jiang Yan: The main palace is an attack. (Eyebrow raised)

Chinese New Year's Eve: The lady is so handsome! Excuse me, why did you decide to do so?

Duanmuchen: I like it!

Jiang Yan: ...... That's right, he likes it.

Chinese New Year's Eve:...... Well, are you happy with the current situation?

Duanmuchen: I'm not satisfied! The number of times h's is too small! I am strong and strong, and I should ...... every day when I am young

Jiang Yan: You can go to other palaces.

Duanmuchen: ...... I'm satisfied.

Jiang Yan: (nodding)

Chinese New Year's Eve: Niangniang Wuwei! Next, where is the first h?

Duanmu Chen: Yonghua Zhai.

Jiang Yan: That's right.

Chinese New Year's Eve: How did it feel?

Duanmuchen: ...... I won't tell you how tight Yan'er is!

Jiang Yan: It hurts!

Duanmuchen: Yan'er ......

Jiang Yan: Needless to say, it was very good later.

Chinese New Year's Eve: Oh? How good was it later?

Jiang Yan: ...... Next!

Chinese New Year's Eve: Do you remember what the other person looked like when he first h?

Duanmu Chen: (After recalling for a long time, his complexion changed, he stood up unnaturally, picked up Jiang Yan directly and walked back) I still have some things, and I will continue later.

Jiang Yan: ......

Chinese New Year's Eve: Oh Mu Gonggong, bring me some melon seeds and I'll wait.

Mu Lin: (with a very understanding expression) The emperor's mother is gone, and she won't be able to come back for half a day, otherwise it's better to continue another day.

Chinese New Year's Eve:......

Sure enough, after waiting for most of the day, the imperial lady did not return, and Chinese New Year's Eve looked at the book in his hand and sighed.

The rest is all h-direction questions, when will this be finished!

(Happy Tanabata!) Two changes at noon, there will be no update in the evening, don't delay everyone's holiday, hi skin hi skin up~) (to be continued.) )