Chapter 018: Domineering Doctor Assistant
Doctor Xue Ling is a very indifferent person, at least Song Yu has never seen her smile now, even in the face of patients, Doctor Xue Ling is not smiling.
However, this does not seem to diminish Dr. Xueling's popularity, but only adds a bit of mystery to it.
It was just eight o'clock, and the male students rushed to Dr. Xueling's office, even if they were not sick, they had to pester Dr. Xueling to prescribe a few boxes of medicine in order to be able to get closer to her.
It's just that today seems to be a little different from the past, Song Yu stood in the middle, and with a loud voice, he suppressed the noise in the medical department: "Don't squeeze, don't squeeze, if you are sick, you can also come to me for treatment!" ”
At this time, a voice came from nowhere: "You are sick, your whole family is sick!" ”
"Day, when I can't control you, right......" Song Yu was on fire in his heart, these guys were obviously full and fine, so they came to rub tofu.
One student went out with a medicine slip, and the other student was just about to ask Dr. Xue Ling to heal him, when Song Yu suddenly rushed over and grabbed the student's hand.
"What are you doing...... the male classmate was startled, and his hand quickly shrank, thinking that he had met the legendary guy who came out of the closet.
"Classmate, you are sick, and you are not lightly ill!" Song Yu grabbed the male classmate's hand and didn't let go, as if checking the pulse, and said mysteriously.
The male classmate was frightened, not by Song Yu's words, but by Song Yu's sudden insertion, which caught him a little off guard.
Seeing that the male classmate didn't speak, Song Yu continued to say quietly: "Your pulse is chaotic, your pulse rate is increasing, and your face is red, your eyes are chaotic, it is obvious that the sperm worm is on the brain, and the lower body begins to command the upper body, if you don't treat it in time, you will be completely devoured by the sperm, and you will never recover!" ”
The male student was stunned, his tender face instantly turned red, and he struggled to shake off Song Yu's hand and said, "You are a sperm worm!" ”
After speaking, the male student looked at Dr. Xueling, and then rushed out in disgrace, while the people in the queue behind him, some laughed, and some left the line silently.
Song Yubei looked at the next male classmate with a smile, and said happily: "You also have the same disease?" ”
When the male classmate heard this, his face immediately turned red and he ran out.
In this way, the two of them ran out in a row, and the people behind did not dare to be lucky, those who were not sick should disperse, and those who were unwilling to disperse could only hide next to the door and peek at Doctor Xue Ling a few times.
"Doctor Xueling, you should be ruthless in dealing with these people, otherwise what if you delay the real patient?" Song Yuxiao looked at the humanity who ran out.
Doctor Xue Ling has a good temper, and she doesn't blame these guys who pretend to be sick, and for Song Yu, she can't deny it, but she just says very mechanically: "Next." ”
This time it was Song Yu's turn to be stunned, he drove away all the people who pretended to be sick, why didn't Doctor Xueling praise him?
The rest of the people hurriedly walked up, these people were really sick, but it seemed that the drunkard still didn't mean to drink, and the wolf-like eyes looked straight at Dr. Xueling's chest.
Song Yuda rolled his eyes, so that Doctor Xueling was not angry......
After Dr. Xue Ling's diagnosis, he asked Song Yu to hold a hanging bottle to give the patient an infusion.
Song Yu showed a sinister smile, which made the patient's heart sink instantly.
The patient looked at Song Yu in fear, for fear that Song Yu would take revenge on him.
"Brother, don't do this, I'm really sick, you can't declare a personal vendetta. Besides, Dr. Xue Ling is still single, and everyone has a share, you always drink wine and eat meat, and you must allow us to drink soup. The patient whispered a smirk and flattered.
"Well, it makes sense." Song Yu took a cotton swab and dipped it in iodine wine, and smeared it on the patient's hand one by one, with a faint coldness on his skin, and the patient's face became a little pale.
Song Yu smeared it for too long, which directly made the patient's heart hang in his throat.
"If you want to kill or kill you, I don't believe what else you can do to me!" The patient pretended to be dead.
Phew! At this moment, Song Yu stabbed it with a needle.
"Pain, pain, pain!" The patient screamed in pain, "Can you light up?" ”
"I'm very light, it's you who want to move." Song Yu smiled proudly, and casually and arrogantly admonished: "Next time, you have to settle down, otherwise if the needle is not pierced well, then don't blame me!" ”
After speaking, Song Yu began to prepare for the next patient's infusion.
The male classmate who was said by Song Yu to have sperm insects on his brain walked on the road angrily, his face was still extremely hot, and that damn assistant doctor really made him embarrassed.
At this time, a dashing boy stopped him.
"Lin Ming, what's wrong, the pickled girl was fucked instead of that?" Brother Gongzi shook the gold watch on his wrist, exuding a noble aura all over his body.
Lin Ming was not very happy, and he was still being ridiculed, so he suddenly said very unhappily: "Meng Tingyu, don't talk about me, it seems that your situation is not much better, I saw you drinking alone yesterday." ”
Meng Tingyu's face changed, but he was as noble as him, but he rarely showed flaws.
"Brother is playing chic and lonely, don't you see how many beauties my melancholy eyes attract?"
"Come on, those vulgar fans are just attracted by the gold watch in your hand." Lin Ming unceremoniously debunked.
"Ahem, don't say that, tell me about your situation, maybe I can help you, big brother." Meng Tingyu's face couldn't hold back, and he quickly changed the topic.
Lin Ming glanced at Meng Tingyu with distrust: "It's just you, you better get Liu Feifei done first, you don't have to worry about my affairs!" ”
Lin Ming shook his hand and was about to leave, when Meng Tingyu jokingly said, "Isn't it just that he was humiliated by the new assistant doctor, as for being so atmospheric?" ”
Lin Ming was stunned for a moment, his eyes narrowed slightly, and he was a little surprised: "How do you know?" ”
Meng Tingyu only felt funny: "Don't you sulk every time for this reason?" Let's talk about it, how the new doctor humiliated you, and told you what you were unhappy about, so that my eldest brother would be happy too. ”
Meng Tingyu pushed Lin Ming's shoulder, and Lin Ming said get out, but he couldn't stand Meng Tingyu's offensive, so he had to explain in detail.
Listening carefully to Lin Ming's words, Meng Tingyu couldn't help laughing: "There are so many assistant doctors, this one is the most interesting, say it quickly, do you know the name of this buddy, big brother, I'll help you get out of your anger!" ”
"It seems to be called Song Yu, I see that is written on the name tag on his neckline."
"Song Yu!" Meng Tingyu, who had been laughing at Lin Ming just now, turned cold when he heard this name.
"It's really a narrow road...... Meng Tingyu took a breath of cool air, and his eyes were a little depressed in an instant.
"Then do you want to get revenge by slapping your face?" Meng Tingyu said with a deep smile.
"Do you really have a way?" Lin Ming's eyes lit up, and he said that he didn't want to retaliate, that was purely a lie, and he was so angry that his teeth itched.
"Of course, it's just a little dangerous, so I'll ask if you're afraid?"
"Don't be afraid, as long as you don't threaten your life."
Meng Tingyu smiled when he heard this: "Okay, I admire your courage." You come with me, I know that there is a medicine that will cause temporary poisoning after taking it. But don't worry, as long as you don't overdo it, it won't be too dangerous......"