The coward's theory of happiness

Class time is very boring for Mei Hong, Chinese and mathematics are fine, history courses, for Mei Hong, who has survived alone for thousands of years, is just a lame joke full of mistakes, just the memories in her mind and the so-called historical events in the textbook, Mei Hong can't help but want to laugh. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info

So, just listening to the words of the history teacher and not laughing out loud is already a daunting challenge. Especially the teacher who teaches history is still the same Huiyin who always casts a terrible look at her like an idiot.

Because he didn't have the money to pay the rent, he had to be poked in the back of Bo Liyou's back by the weird smile of Huiyin's weird smile and bought to go to school with all kinds of evil money, although Bo Liyu himself didn't care much about the rent. Well, in the end, the rent thing is just his awkward personality, just find an excuse to convince himself.

"Hey, Hirori."

Poke poke

"What's the matter, don't desert during class, Huiyin is looking at you with a terrible gaze, don't you notice."

Bo Liyu didn't reply, she seemed to be reading the book very seriously, and said in a righteous and awe-inspiring tone.

"I don't think it's because I'm deserting, she hasn't taken that disgusting look away from me from the moment I entered the classroom!"

Mei Hong glared at Huiyin very unhappily, but it just made Huiyin's infatuation even worse, and Mei Hong, who was shivering, bent down and tried to use Bo Liyou as a shield to block her petite body.

"Hawkers,Isn't it nice to have a guy who likes you so much.,She didn't ignore your wishes and forcibly do anything to you.,To be honest.,Huiyin's nature is actually not bad.,It's just that you happen to be her dish so I'm a little excited."

"Tsk, nonsense, if it weren't for knowing that guy was actually a good guy, I would have punched him a long time ago, but that's why it's bothering, to be honest...... It's a little uncomfortable. ”

Mei Hong seemed to remember something, and her expression became a little darker.

“…… It can hurt if you touch cotton. [Note 1]

"What?"

"It's nothing, it's just that I happened to read it accidentally when I was looking at the disqualification of the world."

"Liar! I've wanted to complain since just now, you obviously have a **painting in the history book and you're looking at it!! ”

"No, sister red charcoal, what are you talking about, this is obviously a cartoon of pure love, what do you say** drawn, sister red charcoal, you are really evil."

"Who are you fooling, you bastard, it's obviously the new issue that I bought last time with me and Wenwen in the Tiger's Den! The name is under the boot or something, do you think my memory is so bad that way? ”

"It's terrible, Mom, Mei Hong became a master of ** painting when we didn't know, what is it that makes Mei Hong, a good boy who blushes when she sees kiss, become like this, it's really the fault of this cruel society."

"It's definitely your fault no matter how you think about it, bastard!! And who will see the k...... Kiss or something, you'll blush! Do you think I'm a child? I've experienced this level of stuff countless times! ”

"Poof......

Hakuri Yu hid the smile that was about to be uncontrollable with her hand, turned her head slightly, and looked at the blushing girl with a look that looked at the poor child.

"It's so pitiful to see it, to tell this kind of lie that even elementary school students don't bother to tell now, obviously always pretending to be vicious and wanting to find someone to fight, but in fact he is a rare good boy, do you want me to buy you a five-bar armband."

The red-faced girl took advantage of using Bo Liyou's body to block Huiyin's gaze, and kept poking Bo Liyou's back with her fingers.

"Hey! It hurts! It's obviously my sister's fault.,It's just normal to read X's work book in class.,Why should I be so unfairly blamed for just doing this.。 ”

"Don't always scream, aren't you ashamed!"

"What's wrong with foot x! Sister Hongtan, do you look down on foot x! If that's the case, even if it's a sister red charcoal, you and I won't forgive it easily.,Give me a penalty for copying 'foot x race high' 10,000 times!! ”

"Who would do that! Die for me 10,000 times! ”

"Hmm...... It's because you can't understand the charm of foot x because of my sister red charcoal.,Okay.,I'll lend you all the 12t of the 4.5 million copies of the 12t comics in my collection! ”

"I don't look! I definitely don't want to look at it!! ”

"Yes?,Is sister red charcoal the type that likes 3D animation more?,It's not nothing.,It's just a little less.,It's only about 520,000 high-definition collections.。

"I don't want 3D either! Whether it's ** painting, 3D animation, or strange movies made by real people, or CG, I don't need them all!! ”

"Oh~Sister Hongtan, you know it very well~"

Turning his head, Bo Liyu pursed his mouth into a cat-shaped mouth, with a weird smile that was the same.

"It's hopeless! You're hopeless! Go and die for me! ”

"It's not me that's wrong, it's the world!"

"You've made a terrible flag, and you might be able to recover it in the finale."

"I'm sorry I'm a hopeless pervert, please forgive me."

Bo Liyu apologized in an extremely humble voice.

"By the way, why would you rather watch ** during class than come to school, you think this kind of imp stuff is funny?"

Putting away her playful expression, Mei Hong glanced at the campus from the window with a casual gaze, the summer of cicadas was over, replaced by the autumn when the leaves began to turn yellow.

"Sister Hong, you, although the rent should also account for a part of the factor, but the main reason is not because of that, why did you decide to play this kind of children's game with me, Sister Hong."

"How could I know about something like that stupid."

habitually retorted, but after a moment of slight silence, Mei Hong muttered in a low voice.

“…… It's a pleasure. ”

"Isn't that great~"

Closing his eyes, as if enjoying the golden autumn sun gently sprinkled on his face, Hakuriyu took a deep breath.

"Whether you are injured or fail, you will always encounter a lot of unpleasant things in life, but as long as you continue to persevere, you will always find something interesting, just like Sister Hongtan you met us............ It's like I came across this ** painting of full x. ”

"Although I should have been very moved at this time, my heart is now full of grief, and this grief has gradually turned into killing intent......"

[Note 1: Cowards are afraid of happiness and will be hurt when they touch cotton - from [Human Disqualification]]