Zhong Dajun, a news media reporter, graduated from a university in Yunnan Province and studied philosophy. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

In his words, there is nothing that cannot be answered philosophically.

He often sells his pen, at first he mixed with Sina blogs, and was later co-opted by Sina and became a media reporter in Sina's sports sector, but no one knew that he was known as Zhong Dajun and started a professional troll on other major websites, which is the so-called sunspot.

Zhong Dajun's surname is Zhong, but his real name is not Zhong Dajun, how can he use his real name as a troll? So he also took a shot to change places, called a fat man in the Netease sports section, called the ultimate boss Fei in the Tencent sports section, called Ou Xiaohua in the Sohu sports section, and called the rabbit to mow the grass in the vest of Hupu Sports, and other websites and forums also played a lot of vests, such as the riverside envy fish, such as minced meat and big eggplant, such as the windmill on the street corner, such as Xiao Aishen, such as Xuanzhong listening to the rain, so no one knows how many vests Zhong Dajun has.

If it is Zhong Dajun's classmates, it is absolutely clear that Zhong Dajun's idol is Mr. Lu Xun Zhou, more than 100 vests, spraying each other, spraying each other, and both sides make money, this is the ultimate place for trolls.

So later, Zhong Dajun registered some vests on major websites and forums, such as Lin Hai Tingtao, such as the Crazy Knife in the Troubled Times, such as Guo Nu, such as Kicking Football, such as Bill Gaizi, such as Pig's Head Seven, such as XX God, such as Longmen Ke, such as firefighter, such as Dubu Qianjun, such as Elan Road, and even made a more feminine vest called Fan Fan Fan loves to eat.

On this day, when Zhong Dajun was shopping in Baidu Tieba Qin Zheng Bar, he suddenly saw Qin Zheng's post, "I am Qin Zheng, I am very happy to meet you, and I will often post my own photos in the post bar in the future." In just one sentence, all of a sudden, Zhong Dajun was as cool as a chrysanthemum dripping into the wind and oil.

I don't know how many people have issued such words, but what does Lao Tzu do, how can he be deceived by such simple words? Lao Tzu wants to expose his lies. Random Zhong Dajun replied on the second floor, "If you are Qin Zheng himself, Lao Tzu is Michael Jordan." ”

Qin Zheng was still thinking that he was spoofing like this, would anyone recognize him? But I didn't expect to hear Didi's message, and when I opened it, it was a voice questioning myself.

Qin Zheng casually replied with the most classic sentence below: "Since ancient times, the second floor has been ****, haven't you seen Lao Tzu's IP in Canada?" ”

After spraying back a sentence, Qin Zheng's spirit immediately came up, and he was not sleepy, although it was already more than one o'clock in the morning in Toronto, but he did not feel the slightest sleepiness, after all, he would fly back to the United States at noon tomorrow, and fly directly to Oklahoma to face the Thunder.

Zhong Dajun hadn't figured out how to put this post on the top, and in a blink of an eye, he found that someone had replied to his post, but after opening it, he almost exploded.

"Grandma's, I don't threaten you, I'm my sick cat! It seems that Lao Tzu is going to use the big law of changing IP. "As a professional troll, how can it be that you can't change your IP? If you don't change the IP, won't it be exposed? It's easy to change your IP! Using a VPN will do the trick.

However, before changing the IP address, Zhong Dajun still replied. "You said that your IP is in Canada, you are Qin Zheng! Don't think that Lao Tzu can't see the VPN you use, see how Lao Tzu can find out your true face. ”

Just when Zhong Dajun changed his IP address, a few people also came in this post, and when he saw such a lively thing, he suddenly came to his senses.

Since ancient times, the post bar has been a lively venue, Qin Zheng vaguely remembers that there was a very famous dog who called the dog to build a building, which lasted for several months, and then Qin Zheng stopped paying attention.

"Pay attention to the landlord and the second floor, but the ID on the second floor is so familiar!"

"Isn't this the famous journalist Zhong Dajun! The landlord actually offended him, he was miserable! ”

"Ning Yu Hades Mo saw Zhong Dajun, the landlord is dead this time."

Several Tieba netizens have poured water below, and they don't believe that the landlord is Qin Zheng, how is this possible?

"That fool on the second floor, Lao Tzu went to sleep, you go on!" Although Qin Zheng didn't remember the character of Zhong Dajun in his previous life, he could still know from the words downstairs that this product still had some reputation, in order not to tear it too hard, Qin Zheng planned to go to bed, and when the wild dog couldn't find anyone, he left after a few words at most.

Qin Zheng once experienced it himself.

"Where did the landlord go, did you see it, Lao Tzu's IP address has also become Toronto's."

"Landlord, you are a coward, why are you hiding, you have the ability to come out!"

"I know that you are an impostor, and you have the ability to come out!"

It's a pity that Zhong Dajun posted several posts in a row and there was no response, so this post just became popular, and it sank again in a blink of an eye.

After half an hour, Zhong Dajun didn't see the landlord's message, and finally determined that the goods were pretending to be a criminal.

"Hello pretending to be forced, goodbye pretending to be forced!" After Zhong Dajun made a post, he went back to work.

Zhong Dajun seemed to have forgotten about this post, but one day, when Zhong Dajun saw this post again, his face was smacked.

"Hurry up and get a smartphone for Lao Tzu, so that Lao Tzu can take a photo and post it to the post bar, or send it to Meitu to share, and Lao Tzu can also broadcast live."

When he was confused, Qin Zheng thought of the live broadcast, thought of bettas, thought of pandas, and thought of those cute big.

"When will I be able to find a cute big to be a girlfriend?" Qin Zheng, who was in a daze, thought about it and fell asleep.

The next day, Qin Zheng slept until nine o'clock before getting up, and not long after getting up, he was taken directly to the airport by bus.

After all, Toronto is in Canada, although it is also from the Great Lakes region, but it is also very far away from Oklahoma, and it takes nearly three hours to get there by plane.

After the Clippers came to Oklahoma again, Qin Zheng no longer had the feeling of playing against the Thunder for the first time, after all, he had just played a game three or four days ago, and finally successfully defeated the Thunder by virtue of his own tricks, but in this game, Qin Zheng didn't seem to be so easy.

The Thunder will definitely learn from the experience of the last time and will definitely not let themselves repeat the mistakes of the past, as long as the Thunder can play normally, it is not impossible to beat the Clippers by relying on impact.

As long as the score can be outscored by five points in the final game, it is simply impossible for the Clippers to play the rogue like they did last time.

Because after the last game, the Thunder directly sued the Clippers and directly sued the league, accusing the Clippers of using improper means and using tactics that were clearly defined as technical fouls, but they got away with it.

Although the league did not punish the Clippers in the end, it was fundamentally impossible to do so for the second time, and Qin Zheng also knew this.