It took nearly half an hour to get dressed up, and the agent went from being full of curiosity at the beginning to unbearable at the end.

'No wonder humans are going extinct, it's amazing to spend so much time getting dressed every day!' After reading a novel for a night, the agent absorbs human language expressions like a sponge.

The system gentleman echoed: "It's indeed wonderful! Nor does it understand why human beings are so extravagant to spend so much time on such meaningless things.

Regardless of the agent's secret self-swiping screen, the system continued to echo, finally, after half an hour, Wen Jiuqing was finally dressed up and could go out.

Shen Wu and Lingge said: Ah~ The county lord's dress today is perfect!

The agent said: Human life is inherently small, and it dares to spend such a long time wearing a dress and choosing a few metal forks, it is simply sad ~ heart ~ sick ~ crazy!

Silently fill in the questionnaire and say, 'Humanity is most likely dying because it wastes too much of its time'!

The system silently clicked on "On the Ten Reasons for the Destruction of Mankind", and saw the record as follows-

One of the "Ten Reasons for the Destruction of Mankind": Human beings are weak in body and have a force value of -5, and it is extremely likely that they are too weak to perish;

"On the Ten Reasons for the Demise of Mankind" No. 2: Human beings have too many names, and it is very likely that they cannot remember their own names and the names of others, confusing enemies and friends, and causing wars and leading to extinction;

"On the Ten Reasons for the Demise of Mankind" No. 3: Human beings have a short life, but they like to waste time, and it is very likely that they have not evolved because they have wasted too much of their time, leading to their extinction.

"On the Ten Reasons for the Demise of Mankind" is to be continued......

The system endured the crashed database, silently closed it after browsing, and then directly turned on the energy-saving standby mode......

"The county lord was unwell a few days ago, so he has been eating medicinal food, and now the county lord is recovering well and can eat some fresh food."

Helping the county lord out of the bedroom full of curtains, Shen Wu said to the county lord: "Thinking that the county lord has a bad appetite these days, early this morning, the slave maid ordered the kitchen to prepare some snacks that the county lord likes on weekdays, hoping that the county lord can like it." ”

"Oh." The agent has a certain way of coping with this human - just remove the verbal redundancy and understand the main points of the sentence, for example, now she has received the message of 'eating'.

Regardless of the large number of Shen Wu bars, the interest of her county lord is not very high, although Shen Wu is a little discouraged, but thinking that the county lord may be in good health and not very appetizing.

He took the delicately arranged plate from the handmaiden 1234 and put the county lord's breakfast on the table one by one.

The agents who do not receive all the information are: human food is soup and water (medicinal soup and porridge), either bitter and astringent (Chinese medicine), or tasteless (porridge), what is delicious, it is better to directly supplement the nutrient solution, it is a waste of time.

But...... Wide is !!

This, what is this, these objects that emit a charming smell are divine horses? Is this a beautifully crafted thing?

Is this a flower? Why is it so sweet? This is the tasteless thing I drank before.,It seems to have something added to it.,It's so fragrant!!

"The county lord's favorite hibiscus egg rolls and shredded chicken porridge, the flowers of the wood hibiscus that the small kitchen just picked from the garden today are picked with dew, and the chicken is made of good chicken breast, which is boiled for two hours on low heat."

Shen Wu put dish after plate of dim sum and porridge on the table, "osmanthus tea cake, sugar steamed cheese, osmanthus sugar steamed chestnut flour cake, Ruyi cake, acacia soup, auspicious fruit, pearl jade rice balls, lotus leaf soup, plum blossom fragrant cake, fragrant drink, rose cake." ”

"Goodo......"

Shen Wu heard the voice and quietly looked at the county lord, only to see that her family was always a serious (facial paralysis) county lord, and now her cherry lips were slightly open, and her good-looking peach blossom eyes were round and apricot eyes, and she looked shy (foggy) about the sound she made.

If Shen Wu was a modern person, she would definitely say: Oh my God, it's bleeding!

And in fact, the county lord is now brushing wildly-

'Swollen, swollen, my human parasite has developed a crush on human food!!' ’

'Swollen what to do, swollen to do alien intelligence is going to be attacked by human food!! ’

Although I don't understand the names of these foods, they are delicious!! ’

'Swollen, swollen, can't help it, can't help it!! ’

'Eat as much as you want!' The system was directly activated by her crazy swiping mode, and I felt that the database was about to collapse because of the mastermind's emotional excitement, and the system was really ......

Although your current human parasite does not have the normal digestive function of human beings, we can directly deconstruct the food you eat into the most basic chemical elements to save energy for the parasite! ’

'Oh, yes! Sure enough, the system has a way, and the agent has installed such an intimate system...... Praise yourself for being witty, worthy of being a high-quality student of the alliance~

"The county lord tastes the hibiscus egg roll." Although the agent turned on the swiping mode in the brain domain that almost crashed the system, in reality, Shen Wu just saw that the county lord was shy (stupid and cute) and sat down obediently at the table, consciously waiting for his service.

Actually, after knowing that it could eat normal human food unscrupulously, the agent immediately sat down at the table, but looking at the table full of food, the agent suddenly found that-

As a high-quality student in the big league, she didn't know how to use human dining tools, and there were two slender objects on the side of the bowl, one end was made of metal, carved with an incomprehensible image, and the smaller other end was made of jade, clean and slender.

Looking at this human tableware that only appeared in the archaeology textbook, he silently quickly browsed the 350,000-word "Usage of Chopsticks" that was called up by the system.

It was concluded that although she could mobilize the muscles of her whole body to complete these movements, her proficiency was certainly not as good as that of primitive humans, and the Ling Ge Shen Dance and the maid 1234 with a total of twelve eyes would witness her very unskilled practice, which might arouse the suspicion of other natives and be very detrimental to the undercover work.

After the analysis, I just fell in love with human food (?). The agent feels malice from all over the universe!!

So, she could only sit silently, waiting for the action of the almighty maid Shen Wu.

Seeing Shen Wu skillfully use the two thin sticks to pick up the flower-like food she first saw and hand it to her mouth, the agent silently added half a star to the little maid - this human who can analyze the brain should really pay attention to it.

Shen Wu, who subtly sensed that the county lord's mood was gradually improving, buried his head in the great cause of feeding - the county lord's gaze was the place where the chopsticks were located!

So the maid 1234 saw Sister Shen Wu neatly clamping her heart, and the county advocated mouth, shut up, fast and elegant (?) When Sister Shen Wu cleanly picks up another piece of snack, open her mouth, close her mouth, chew quickly and gracefully, swallow the food, and repeat the above process.

(Small Theatre):

Agent: This, eat!

Shen Wu: Pick up, feed!

Agent: That's it, eat!

Shen Wu: Pick up, feed!

System-kun: I want to buy tongues!

Lingge: I've been ignored again, it's not scientific!

Handmaiden One, Two, Three, Four: Well, we've been ignored, so normal!