Chapter 307: Women Are Liars (First Update)
Chapter 307: Women Are Liars
"Xiao Qiang! You wait! ”
As soon as Xiao Qiang walked out of the residential area, he was stopped by Sun Li, who was driving behind, and the other party parked the car in front of Xiao Qiang, leaned out and shouted.
Xiao Qiang looked at Sun Li amusedly, and asked with a smile, "What's wrong?" I thought you'd stay in the house and show your face. ”
"Get in the car, I have something to ask you!" Sun Li said in a deep voice, adhering to her consistent principle of being a policeman, speaking and acting resolutely.
Xiao Qiang opened the car door, sat in the co-pilot, and said with some amusement, "What's wrong with your father and daughter?" Why are there always endless questions, I'm not really a prisoner. ”
"Less nonsense, close the door!" Sun Li said angrily, and waited until the other party closed the door before starting the car and driving out.
"Tell me, what's the matter?" Xiao Qiang asked helplessly.
"What did you talk to my father about just now?" Sun Li asked as much as she could, pretending to be unconcerned, so as not to let herself appear so curious.
"How do you ask that? Don't you know the way? Just now I saw a little mouse hiding behind the crack in the door of the room behind me and eavesdropping. Xiao Qiang asked curiously.
Sun Li's face turned red, "You're a mouse!" ”
As soon as he said this, he probably felt that he was not admitting himself, so he immediately changed the subject and said, "I didn't hear what you guys were talking about at all. ”
"Okay, let me tell you, your dad told me, he said that you have realized something abnormal during this time, and then he found that you are always in a daze for no reason, well, so your dad looked at his words and felt that his daughter might have a relationship problem, and saw the sullen look, is it a crush on a boy, so he found me by chatting with you, so I was called, so your dad warned me to stay away from his baby daughter, so, poor me, I was chased away!"
"Really?"
Sun Li suddenly looked nervous and asked, "Is my dad really talking to you about this matter?" ”
Seeing the other party's nervous expression and crimson face, Xiao Qiang was surprised in his heart, this girl can't really have a crush on me, damn, I am really a public lover, a royal sister killer, and Lao Tzu is a well-deserved love saint.
nodded solemnly, then pretended to be a little sad to shift his gaze to look out of the window, and said faintly, "That's right, I was ruthlessly kicked out like this, of course, your father's tone is still very good, we talked about work and talked about a lot of common ideals in life, and he also asked me to put my mind on my career, saying that men should focus on their careers." ”
Speaking of this, Xiao Qiang suddenly rose up to play with the other party's thoughts, and said with a smile, "I've been made inexplicable, but your father is so good to you, but he is a little strict!" ”
"I don't let him take care of my affairs!" Sun Li blurted out and whispered.
"What did you say?" Xiao Qiang asked suspiciously.
"I didn't ...... It's nothing! Sun Li looked left and right, "Don't listen to my father!" ”
Xiao Qiang suddenly looked at the other party seriously and asked word by word, "Why is your face so red?" Sun Li, you don't really like me, do you? ”
After finishing speaking, Xiao Qiang stretched out his hand and touched his chin, and then said to himself very seriously, "Well, it's not impossible, as a handsome, successful, young and promising young talent, it's also very normal to be secretly crushed by girls, I'm used to it!" ”
"Xiao Qiang, you are going to die!" Sun Li couldn't wait to kick this guy down directly, she had never seen such a narcissistic person.
She swore that if she hadn't driven now, she would have kicked this guy off.
"Only fools will like you, I tell you that I am collecting your evidence now, don't think that I will let you go, as long as I find ironclad evidence, I will definitely arrest you when the time comes!" Sun Li gritted her teeth and said.
"Oh, hey, I said aunt, there are so many petty thieves on the street, bandits and robbers, why do you want to get along with me, what did I do wrong, I didn't hinder social security, I didn't endanger the safety of the people, I didn't beat people, I didn't scold, I didn't spit, not only that, I also took the initiative to help my grandmother cross the road, give up my seat to the beauty on the bus, pick up a small amount of RMB and take the initiative to hand over the beautiful policeman's sister, I am simply a socialist five stresses and four beautiful youth, ten outstanding young talents, An out-of-print good man like me who is almost extinct, you say, why do you still stare at me? ”
Poof!
Sun Li finally couldn't hold back, laughed, and glanced at this guy a little speechlessly.
"Your narcissism has made me realize how small I am! You're hopeless! ”
Xiao Qiang suddenly stared at Sun Li seriously, and said very seriously, "Beauty, I ask you very seriously, are you in love with me?" ”
Ga!
The car was suddenly parked by Sun Li on the side of the road, Sun Li's face was red and angry, looking at Xiao Qiang angrily, and said in a deep voice, "Get out of the car!" ”
Xiao Qiang was stunned, "Sister, don't bring such a play, I'm wrong, okay?" You're not really angry, are you? ”
"Get out of the car!" Sun Li's face was gloomy and she did not back down.
"Sister, I was wrong, look, you took me out, I don't have any money on me, how can I go back if you let me go down from here! I'm a road idiot, I don't know the road! Xiao Qiang looked pitiful.
"Love can go back as much as you want, it's best to die here, and there will be one less scourge in the world." Sun Li said angrily, "Get out of the car!" ”
Seeing that the other party did not back down at all, Xiao Qiang had no choice but to open the car door and get out of the car, just when Sun Li was about to close the car door, Xiao Qiang suddenly pressed the car window and said with a pleading face, "Sister, give me ten yuan?" No way? Let's take the bus back to the head office. ”
"You take out your hand first, and I'll give you ten yuan!" Sun Li said helplessly, I don't know if this kind of scoundrel is my own calamity.
Xiao Qiang obediently did so, but Sun Li closed the window angrily and disappeared without a trace.
"Liar!" Xiao Qiang stood in place and shouted loudly, "Women are liars!" ”
Standing in place speechlessly, as if he was a man who had been abandoned by a woman, Xiao Qiang was helplessly ready to turn around and leave.
"Big brother, were you kicked out of the car by your sister just now?" Suddenly, Xiao Qiang found that there was a little boy standing behind him, holding a rope in his hand, and a toy car was dragging on the ground.
The little boy was dressed in a cute costume, and with a meaty face, it was very pleasing, Xiao Qiang couldn't help but squat down and look at each other with a smile.
"How do you know that Big Brother Lu Dao was driven down!"
"Because you just said that women are liars!" The little boy suddenly tilted his head and said seriously, "Big brother, you were in a police car just now, are you a policeman?" ”
"I'm not a policeman!" Xiao Qiang smiled and touched the other party's head behind him, and he liked the little guy in front of him a little.
"Can the big brother send me home, Xiaobao can't find his way home!" The little boy suddenly opened his mouth to speak with an aggrieved face, and then his eyes immediately showed big tears, and he actually cried.
"Mom doesn't want Xiaobao anymore!"
(ps: The first more is delivered, there is something to do when I go out today, but the fourth more will not be less!) Be sure to get it done before the evening! To share