Chapter 1 It's so hard to be a ghost
In the spacious hall, a large table with a length of more than ten meters and a width of more than 3 meters, the table is not carved with special jade, it seems to be a table carved directly from a large piece of jade, without any flaws, the whole exudes green, it is very exquisite and beautiful, such a large table, in fact, it is said that the bed is not so, but think about the bed is not as big as it, it looks very high-end and atmospheric. There are a lot of neat books on the table. There are also the four treasures of the ancient Chinese study, pen, ink, paper and inkstone.
Behind the table is a large chair, which is 7 meters high and more than 4 meters wide, and is also carved from unknown jade. It is estimated that the giants sit on it and look very loose.
At this time, a slightly childish and milky voice came from the chair: Damn, Xiaobu, your game design is too difficult, I ran this place several times, but I didn't go over, you said you designed it, you ran over to Ben Ye to try?
I saw a person hurriedly running over to the left of the table, who looked to be in his 40s, and he was a foreigner. If this person is put in modern times, it is estimated that few people will not know him, he is Apple's father, Steve Jobs.
Today's Jobs is wearing a Tang costume from the Huaxia Kingdom. It looks extraordinarily spiritual, but in fact, it is also a good choice for foreigners to wear Tang costumes. I saw that he lowered his head very depressed and slowly walked towards the table. It seems that there is something in mind.
At this time, beside him, a strong man who was nearly 1 meter taller than him whispered with a smile on his face that looked a little evil: Don't say that the official didn't remind you, you can think about it yourself and say, if you run over, you will die? If you can't get there, you're even worse. Hehe, I guess you're going to die more ugly, you know? Let's weigh it up for yourself, right? Hey...... Dig the hole yourself, I'll see how you fill it.
Jobs secretly glanced at the person sitting on it, he was scared, after listening to the words of the strong man, he was scared and did not step on the foot, fell to the ground, and secretly scolded his mother in his heart, what kind of world is this, he is good, he is at the peak of his life, he is dead, he is dead, if he dies, he will die, but as a result, the heaven that he prays for every day did not go up, even if it was forgotten, he was actually taken by the legendary underworld of Huaxia, what kind of science and technology director did he come here, and it didn't matter if he was a technical director, and the size was also an official. Let's not talk about whether there is any salary, and it doesn't matter if there is no salary, Lord Hades, the supreme ruler of the underworld, actually wants to play games, why are you so brainless, so many games I don't recommend, I don't recommend a hell cool run, this is good, Lord Hades, the supreme ruler of hell, can't run past the same place several times in a row, and if you can't run over, forget it, it's a big deal I'm designing a game, but I still play like this? I ran over to die, which means that I am better than Lord Hades, damn it. I can't run over, which means that I can't run myself, and that's still designed, it's not a troublemaker, it's not a troublemaker, it's not a troublemaker, and it is estimated that I will die even worse. It's hard to be a ghost.
I saw a child behind the table who looked to be 5 or 6 years old, wearing a black ancient official uniform, with a big circle on the front chest of the official uniform, a big king character in the middle of the circular pattern, a pair of black shining eyes, the flesh on his face was very cute, and he also had a pacifier in his mouth. It is estimated that a bunch of girls will be cute. No one thought that Lord Hades would be such a big child.
At this time, Hades slapped the table, his small body, supported on the table with his hands, poked his head out and smiled: Why, didn't you sleep well? You can fall down when you walk, look at your bear-like appearance, it is estimated that your running skills are not as good as my grandfather?
When Jobs heard this, he hurriedly stood up and complimented: "What, how could I run past Lord Hades, Lord Hades has such a high score, but he has always been ranked first among his ghost friends. The second place is quite a gap with Lord Hades. As far as Hades' score is concerned, I'm afraid it will be impossible for anyone to surpass it in hundreds of years. Not to mention our underworld, even in the world, you can't find a master like Lord Hades.
A black-faced judge next to Jobs, the muscles on his face jumped, he reached out and touched his beard, glanced at Jobs with the corner of his eye, and despised Jobs in his heart, sighed, and thought to himself that this Jobs, what a scenery in the world, it is estimated that others are patting his ass, it is really feng shui in turn, but this person's head is really easy to use, it has only been a long time since he came to the underworld, and he has not learned anything else.
Hades laughed: Haha, don't say it, I used such a high price to take you from the Western Paradise. Those angels have you in their hands, and it's really a good deal.
Since Xiaobu, you came to our underworld. Technology has immediately doubled, communication and entertainment have been very improved, and our prefecture has a lot of fun, especially your shake, who shakes it, who will give it to the master, come and perform a show, and if you don't perform well, you will be punished, this function is really good. I like it very much, sir.
After listening to the words of Hades, Jobs came to the underworld with a black line on his face, and brought his mobile phone down, now all the ghosts in the underworld wear mobile phones, and those software and functions used in the world are now all used in the underworld, but this shaking function almost didn't let the ghosts of the underworld drown themselves with the spitting stars that scolded him.
At the beginning, the ghosts in the underworld all felt fresh, and they all played and shake, you shook me, I shook you, everyone shook it if it was okay, maybe they could shake it out. But after letting Lord Hades discover this function, he also played it, and the result was who was shaken, who came to relieve the boredom of Lord Hades, and it was good to relieve boredom, so it was good to make Lord Hades happy, so the ghosts in the underworld began to shake it, hoping to be shaken by Lord Hades, and perform well, so as to leave a good impression in the hearts of Lord Hades, maybe he was promoted and raised, and he ascended to the sky in one step, a rare opportunity.
Everyone is shaking with their lives, hoping to be shaken by Lord Hades.
At the beginning, there were indeed a few ghosts who were shaken, to relieve the boredom of Lord Hades, and they also got a lot of benefits, and this time the ghosts in the whole underworld were fine, so they took out their mobile phones from their waists and shook them.
But until that happened, there was an unlucky ghost who was relieving Hades' boredom. Directly angered Lord Hades, and directly lost the official position of the underworld, not to mention, the worst thing is that the Lord Hades who was provoked directly ordered the ghost to throw the unlucky ghost into the 18th floor of hell to experience life, that is not a place to talk about fun, it is to punish those who are heinous.
Everyone didn't dare to shake it at once, but the Lord of Hades couldn't shake the ghost, and he was furious. Fortunately, now the underworld has issued a new rule, all ghosts have nothing to shake twice, and if they can't shake the number of times a day, they will be punished.
The ghosts of the underworld, when they shake, are scared, for fear that they will be unlucky, and will be shaken by the Lord of Hades, although opportunities and dangers coexist, but when I think of the eighteen layers of hell, my heart is sudden, and when the ghosts shake, they are all accompanied by a few greetings to Jobs's ancestors for eight generations, and Jobs doesn't know how many times he was greeted by the ghosts in a day.
Jobs thought about it depressedly, and finally tried to look at the table in advance, and said softly: Lord Hades, or I'm designing a few software for you, let's not run, it's too tired. I'll design a few fun apps for you that haven't been developed and marketed in the human world yet. It's fun, and it's no worse than hell parkour. What do you think?
When Lord Hades heard this, he said happily: Eh, Xiaobu, there is more interesting software in your hand?
Jobs thought to himself that there was a door. Nodding his head, he said: Yes, it's just that it hasn't been on the market and hasn't been used by everyone, but I promise that it will definitely make you like it.
At this time, I heard Lord Hades say: Okay, you are a little cloth, you are not small, if you have fun, don't you take it out first, believe it or not, I will let you go to the eighteenth layer of hell for a 7-day tour?
When Jobs heard this, his legs weakened and he quickly knelt on the ground, begging for mercy.
Suddenly, the earth shook, and Hades frowned and asked, "What's the matter?" What happened?