Chapter 18: Me and That Blackface Neuropathy Are Neighbors (Overhaul)
Facing Hao Tong, who likes to pretend to be forced, Li Mu was very embarrassed.
"Hao Tong, it's not that I don't agree, it's really ...... I don't fight much. ”
Hao Tong was stunned: "Don't fight much?" I think you were very handsome when you beat Liang Siyu just now, that combo is like a fighting game. ”
"......" Li Mu blushed.
Of course, he just learned a fighting game! It's really embarrassing to be seen through at a glance.
Hao Tong misunderstood what Li Mu meant, he patted Li Mu on the shoulder and said, "Don't have any psychological pressure, it's very simple to be my bodyguard, whoever wants to beat me can just beat him hard." ”
"But I'm afraid that I won't take it ......lightly," Li Mu was a little shadowy about the Liang Siyu incident.
Hao Tong waved his hand indifferently.
"It doesn't matter, I'll accompany the medical expenses! I'll give you as much as I pay for my medical expenses. ”
Li Mu has nothing to say, this is the real local tyrant!
At this time, Hao Tong suddenly said: "By the way, when you go to see my father tomorrow, don't say that you are here to be my bodyguard, just say that you are my tutor." ”
"What?" Li Mu was really stunned, was he really born a teacher?
He turned his head and glanced at a corner of the hospital speechlessly, yes, Qing'er girl still followed unrelentingly.
Seeing Li Mu in a daze, Hao Tong said: "I know you are a scumbag, but you are not really a teacher, you can rest assured that my father will not take the test for you." ”
"Good...... Let's do it! Li Mu reluctantly agreed.
At this time, a scream came from the surgical office.
Then Li Mu heard Liang Siyu's heart-rending shout: "Li Mu! Grass mud horse! I'm going to kill you! Dare to break Lao Tzu's appearance! ”
Li Mu looked at Hao Tong with an inquiring gaze.
Hao Tong said: "Don't pay attention to him, let's go." ”
"Let's go?"
"He's definitely going to call his house, you hide for the night." Hao Tong said: "Is there a place to go?" No, I'll find a hotel to open a room for you? ”
"No, I have a place." Li Mu naturally thought of the ninety-sixth.
Li Mu is ...... in his bones He's a timid man. He was very afraid that if Liang Siyu's supernatural powers found the hotel, wouldn't he be finished!
"That's better, where is the place, I'll send you there."
"I'll just do it myself." Li Mu said.
But Hao Tong insisted: "What, don't you treat me as a friend? ”
Li Mu was helpless...... Then send it.
There were few cars at night, and Li Mu quickly arrived at his destination.
When he stopped, what Li Mu saw was...... Hao Tong looked confused next to him.
He pointed to the number ninety-six.
"Do you know the owner of this lowly house?"
Li Mugan laughed.
"I'm going to tutor them."
Hao Tong's face became even more weird: "Are you really a tutor?" ”
"Hmm."
"Then you must have seen the people inside?" Hao Tong looked curious and asked, "Besides that black-faced neurosis, who else is inside?" ”
"Uh......" Li Mu was a little embarrassed.
Senior Brother Demon Sword was his apprentice, so he always had the feeling that Hao Tong was pointing at the monk and scolding the bald donkey.
"And the other one is his sister," he said. "My sister is also a sister.
"Sister? I'll go, I suddenly thought that one of your tutors actually has the confidence to go to the student's house so late, don't you have a leg with his sister? Hao Tong suddenly said very gossipy.
Li Muzhi rolled his eyes. "Of course not," he said. I'm just on good terms with that black face. "Well, that's true, of course.
Hao Tong immediately distanced himself from Li Mu.
"You can actually have a good relationship with that neurotic?"
"Hey, you seem to know him well?" Li Mu suddenly reacted, Hao Tong also knew the Demon Sword Senior Brother too well, right?
"I'm not familiar with it! But he's my neighbor! Hao Tong said that his face was a little depressed, and said: "I am like a **** all day long, on the city gate building, damn it!" ”
Li Mu looked at him strangely.
Hao Tong blushed.
"Well, that guy is quite capable of fighting, my dad recruited him."
"And then?" Li Mu was curious.
Hao Tong's face turned even redder, and he pointed to a villa next to him that was obviously much newer than other villas, and said, "Do you see that villa?" ”
"See, what do you mean?" Li Mu was a little puzzled.
"It means that the neurotic bulldozed my family's original villa......" Then Hao Tong scolded: "Damn, I didn't pay a penny, my father actually built a villa for him according to the requirements of this neuropathy!" ”
Li Mu suddenly realized.
No wonder the magic sword and Yun Qianxue, an idiot in modern society, can get mixed up in the villa, it turns out that this is the case!
At this time, Hao Tong laughed proudly: "But that guy is obviously a ****, and he doesn't even have a kitchen and toilet in the design drawing!" I saw it, but why should I remind them? Hahaha......"
Li Mu suddenly remembered a wooden barrel with a lid, and the expression on his face became a little unnatural.
Damn, that's what happened!
Hao Tong, do you know that you are the only one who is pitted!
Then Hao Tong said: "But I'm curious, do you know, they have lived here for a few years, and they only emptied the toilet once in the first two days!" ”
"I'm going over."
Li Mu couldn't bear it anymore.
I didn't take you to slap your face like this!
You don't know that I'm the only one who is ashamed, but I do!
Hao Tong thought that Li Mu was sleepy, he nodded, patted Li Mu's shoulder and said, "Then you can go." I'll call you tomorrow. ”
Li Mu said goodbye to Hao Tong and came to No. 96 full of humiliation.
Senior Brother Demon Sword was very strange this time and didn't stay in the gatehouse.
Li Mu rang the doorbell.
Well, let's see if this doorbell has electricity first......
Fortunately, it didn't take long for Li Mu to hear Senior Brother Demon's very unkind voice: "Who are you?" ”
"Magic Sword, it's me."
The door immediately opened, and Senior Brother Magic Sword's black smiling face was revealed, full of surprise: "Master! What are you doing here? Do you already know that I brought you the Enlightenment Pill? ”
"Qizhi Dan?" Li Mu was stunned.
"Master Zun came in and said."
……
Senior Brother Magic Sword's room was obviously deliberately cleaned up by Magic Sword.
In fact, last time, Li Mu suddenly asked to go back, which made the magic sword feel that his master was angry. Senior Brother Demon Sword didn't expect that the root of the problem was the rabbit, he thought that Li Mu was dissatisfied with his sloppy room.
Therefore, as soon as Li Mu left, he cleaned up the room. At the same time, in order to make up for the impression in the eyes of the master, the magic sword made a special trip back to the sect and spent a lot of money to get five Qizhi Pills.
At this time, these five Qizhi Pills had already arrived in Li Mu's hands.
Li Mu was looking at the five black pills that were crystal clear and exuded bursts of pleasant aromas.
Maybe it was because he didn't eat much for dinner, Li Mu looked at these Qizhi Pills and had an inexplicable appetite.
He asked, "Demon Sword, will taking this pill be the same as washing the muscles and cutting the marrow, and what are the consequences?" ”
"Of course not!" The magic sword said: "These are all high-grade elixirs specially prepared by the magic sword for the master, and there will be no consequences!" ”
Li Mu was suspicious, there was no way, the number of times he was cheated was a bit much.
However, Li Mu still couldn't resist the temptation, and after confirming again, he ate a Qizhi Pill.
At the same time, he stared at the magic sword, and swore in his heart that if the magic sword tricked him this time, he would never believe in the magic sword again.
Qizhi Dan is cool in the mouth, but in terms of taste, in Li Mu's experience, it is very similar to "emergency syrup".
After swallowing it, there is a cool minty feeling in my throat.
Li Mu looked at the magic sword suspiciously.
The magic sword smiled flatteringly, and it could be seen that he was also quite nervous.
"Master, how do you feel?"
"You don't feel anything, huh? You didn't just take something to fool me, did you? "Li Mu's trust in the magic sword has been hovering at the freezing point.
The magic sword was very aggrieved: "Master, this is the best elixir!" ”
"I'll verify it." Li Mu is a person who likes to seek verification, he immediately took out his mobile phone, and then found an ancient text that looked awkward.
Li Mu watched it at a very fast speed, and then Li Mu couldn't help laughing!
Because of that elixir, the cliff is real!
His phone screen was now black, but he remembered every word of the ancient text just now.
What's even more awesome is that with his ancient Chinese level of a worried high school Chinese teacher, he actually understands the entire ancient text according to the context, context and so on!
God-like elixir!
Needless to say, the shock in Li Mu's heart was needless to say. He immediately carefully stored the remaining elixir, and then said to Senior Brother Demon Sword, "Last time you said that this elixir is very easy to refine?" ”
The magic sword hesitated for a moment: "If it's the grade of those five just now......
"You don't need that grade, you can have a tenth-tenth effect!" Li Mu interrupted.
"That's too easy." Magic Sword said.
"I need a lot of low-grade Qizhi Pills." Li Mu said: "Demon Sword, this matter is very important, how much can you provide for the teacher in a month?" ”
"There is no problem with 100 pieces, it's just ......"
"Just what?"
"It's just that if you specifically let Daoists who know alchemy practice low-grade pills like Qizhi Dan, I'm afraid you will have to pay some price in exchange." The magic sword glanced at Li Mu and said, "Qizhi Dan doesn't matter, it's just a waste of other Daoists' time......"
Li Mu understood. Let the family spend time refining low-grade pills, and it will definitely give benefits.
This made Li Mu a little worried.
"I'm afraid I don't have anything that can be seen by cultivators...... What should I do? ”
The magic sword was stunned.
"Master is really too modest, as far as the Dao Zhizhi you talked about for us last time, as long as you tell those people a word or two, I'm afraid that my fellow disciples who understand Dan Dao will definitely flock here."
No way?
What the magic sword said was too outrageous, and Li Mu was suspicious. However, if that's really the case......
Li Mu thought of a way.
He said to the magic sword, "Magic sword, I understand what you mean. You wait for me in a few days, and I'll come back to you in a few days to discuss this. ”
"Okay, Master." As soon as the magic sword finished speaking, his expression suddenly changed, and he shouted: "Little ghost cultivator, you dare to come to Lao Tzu's territory to spread wild!" ”
Li Mu saw that the magic sword's whole body turned into a flash of light, and it moved to the door of the room in an instant, and with a big hand, he grabbed the neck of a petite woman and carried it into the room.
Li Mu took a look, isn't this the Qing'er he met at school!
At this time, the magic sword said: "Master, this female ghost is sneaky, there must be some conspiracy, the magic sword will get rid of her for the master!" ”
"Wait!" Li Mu hurriedly stopped.
He glanced at the magic sword speechlessly.
People are ghosts, of course they will be "sneaky"!
And, what does it mean to "get rid of me"? I don't carry this pot, right?
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