When Li Mu woke up in the morning, it was already dawn.

He sat up from the big soft bed and rubbed his eyes, well, the sun was a little harsh.

The sun is dazzling?

Li Mu jumped up from the bed with a bang, and the sun was all on his buttocks, what time did it be? Today, there are big classes in politics and economics, especially the female professor who gives the lecture is notoriously menopausal and short-tempered, and she must be named in class for ten years......

Li Mu felt that he had already hung up a subject in advance for the final exam.

"No! Not failing a major is my only goal in the past four years of college! Li Mu woke up completely, he immediately got out of bed, and was about to rush out of the door.

After all, it was someone else's house, and it was much more convenient for Li Mu to sleep in his clothes last night.

But he hadn't taken a few steps before he saw a big ugly and frightening black face squeezing in through the crack in the door.

"Master, are you awake?"

"Uh, you're blackfaced...... You are my apprentice! "Li Mu finally hasn't forgotten what happened last night. Otherwise, it is estimated that Senior Brother Demon Sword will definitely be sad.

"Master, I've got you ready...... Lunch! The magic sword looked at the sky, scratched his head, and said, "By the way, I need to warm it up first." ”

The magic sword is out.

When Li Mu heard the word lunch, he came back to his senses and looked at his watch: 12:14.

Sure enough, it's lunchtime.

I completely missed the political and economic class!

Li Mu's face turned a little pale, because he was a good student who had never skipped class before, so although he was able to summarize the characteristics of each teacher, he didn't have any experience in dealing with this kind of thing.

Li Mu looked at his phone in despair.

Wait a minute! Look at your phone!

Li Mu found that there were a series of missed calls and missed text messages on his mobile phone......

He didn't hear it! And he remembered that he had set the alarm before going to bed last night.

I opened the program and looked at it, and the alarm was turned off.

The text message was sent by his roommate, at first he asked Li Mu when he would arrive, and then he asked Li Mu where he went, and then more than an hour later, that is, the approximate time after class, the text message sent by his roommate was: The female devil has gone crazy, you think about how to prepare for the future. Parenthesis: Menopausal resentful women who are dissatisfied with this desire are recommended to be repaid by flesh.

it!

Li Mu scolded his group of bad friends, and then opened the call log. Most of them were calls from roommates, but what made Li Mu a little strange was that there was a call record whose name turned out to be Li Lin!

Is it a thank you for saving your life yesterday? Li Mu thought about it very stinkyly, completely forgetting that he forcibly pretended to be forced, used the black technology phone as a brick, and finally failed...... things.

Could it be that I'm going to have peach blossom luck? The corners of Li Mu's mouth hooked up and he began to think blindly, but it didn't take long for his sluggish brain cells to suddenly discover a problem.

- Which bastard put my phone on Do Not Disturb mode!

Since he has completely missed the political and economic class, Li Mu is not in a hurry. Not long after, the cheap apprentice Demon Sword walked in with a delicate food plate that looked like a girl's only one.

Seeing Li Mu, he showed a bright and simple smile and said, "Master, I heard your mobile phone ring suddenly at noon, and the apprentice was afraid of disturbing Master's dream, so he set it to Do Not Disturb for you." ”

Then, Li Mu saw that Senior Brother Demon Sword's mouth was bigger and his smile was even brighter, and his eyes were full of expectation.

The interpretation is: Your apprentice is so understanding, for the sake of your master, you praise me? Hurry up and praise me?

Li Mu took a deep breath.

If I can't beat you, I promise I won't kill you!

He shook his head "generously" and said, "It's okay, when you're done eating, you can send you to school as a teacher." ”

Xiuzhen is still far away and uncertain for Li Mu, so Li Mu has to go back to school to be his good student.

Thinking of this, Li Mu asked, "Demon Sword, do you know how to stealth?" ”

"Invisibility?" The magic sword thought for a moment, nodded and said, "This is easy, Master, please say, let me steal something?" ”

Li Mu was choked all of a sudden.

As a cultivator, have you passed the ideological and political class?

He shook his head helplessly and said, "That's not what I mean, I mean...... Aren't I still a mortal, I can't resist my shoulders, I can't lift my hands, I can't tie up a chicken...... So I want you to be invisible to me and follow my orders at all times! ”

"I see!" The magic sword has a good understanding, he showed a sudden look, and said: "I promise to be proficient in such a thing as knocking a stuffy stick!" ”

Li Mu: "......" is whatever you want to understand.

Li Mu was completely speechless to Senior Brother Demon Sword, so he had to shift his attention to eating.

Fortunately, although the food is not abundant, it is exquisitely made and tastes excellent.

Li Mu's index finger moved, gobbled it up, and after eating and wiping the food clean, he finally praised the magic sword from the bottom of his heart: "Not bad!" I didn't expect you to be really good at cooking! ”

The magic sword was suddenly a little embarrassed: "That...... The meals are cooked by the little junior sister, but the ingredients are all selected by me, and they are all good things to replenish qi and blood. ”

"It's all ...... Replenish qi and return blood? ”

"Of course! Apprentice, I am a filial piety, and I put all the nine thousand years of Ganoderma lucidum I treasured into it! ”

When the magic sword invited merit, Li Mu already felt that something was wrong.

It's all about replenishing qi and rejuvenating blood!

Li Mu felt that his nose was a little itchy. Touched, a hand of blood!

Li Mu was about to cry, I fucking knew it would be like this! Do you call this filial piety? You call this murder!

"Why did Shizun have a nosebleed?" The magic sword glanced at Li Mu curiously, suddenly patted his head, and said, "By the way, Master, I also put a Wunan fruit in my lunch to wash your muscles and cut the marrow and improve your physique, to help you eliminate impurities in your body......"

Li Mu was stunned, and suddenly remembered some plots in the novel.

He immediately asked, a little frightened, "Hurry up and tell me, where is the toilet?" ”

He had a little pain in his stomach, which was not a good feeling......

You want to wash my muscles and cut the marrow, so let me know in advance!

"I remember, this situation is indeed the need to excrete!" At this time, the half-beat Magic Sword suddenly said, "Huh? Did the master remember something? I actually know that I need to have a bowel movement ......"

"You don't talk nonsense, okay?" Li Mu felt his stomach churning......

What about the cold image of your Demon Sword Senior Brother?

Senior Brother Demon Sword really obeyed his master's orders, and he immediately nodded and shut up.

Then without saying a word, he walked out the door and came in with a barrel.

Glancing up at Li Mu, Senior Brother Demon Sword said respectfully, "Master, please defecate!" ”

Li Mu stared at the wooden barrel.

"Tell me where the toilet is!"

Senior Brother Demon Sword is very innocent.

"My little sister and I have already reached the Bigu realm of cultivation, so, that ...... There are no toilets here! ”

Then Senior Brother Demon Sword patted his chest and promised, "Master, please rest assured that you will defecate, the disciple will guard Master for a moment!" ”

"Get out of here!" Li Mu's face twisted and roared.

Can this wonderful apprentice return it unconditionally within seven days?