Chapter 51: A fat body that says fat
Li Xuanyuan, "@ηΎ€δΈ», you killed, will there be anything wrong?"
Xu Xian, "Yes, you really killed that Yi Feng directly, will this violate the rules and precepts in Buddhism?"
Zhou Zhiruo, "Group leader, since you have already killed, it is better to take this opportunity to return to the vulgar, and people don't want any man who abandons others on the wedding day, is it okay to marry you?"
When Li Xiuyuan saw Zhou Zhiruo's words, he instantly felt his body tremble.
Li Xuanyuan and Xu Xian were really worried about him, after all, he had seen these two people, and he mainly helped them.
And Zhou Zhiruo, Li Xiuyuan always felt that she belonged to the excitement and was not a big deal.
"What's wrong with killing someone? I've killed both humans and demons." β
Group leader, "Thank you for your worries, don't worry, I'll be fine, this person deserves to die." β
Hearing Li Xiuyuan's explanation, everyone breathed a sigh of relief.
Li Xuanyuan, "I thought about it, it seems that I was too worried, the group leader is not an ordinary person, and the concept of worshipping Buddha is different. β
Oh, come again, is it really good to praise me like this? Why don't you do it again?
Group leader, "False praise, I'm just doing what I have to do." β
Several people chatted for a while, and Li Xiuyuan quit the group chat.
After Li Xiuyuan's experience, his cultivation did not rise, but his mentality changed a lot.
This kind of transformation is a deepening understanding of Buddhism.
But this is not what Li Xiuyuan wants, he originally wanted to cultivate to the full level and clean up the Dapeng bird.
Of course, I don't know if I can clean it up.
If he really can't, wouldn't there be so many people in his group?
When the time comes, it's a big deal to give the Dapeng bird a group attack, and there is always a way to clean it up.
After these are over, he will be able to return to the vulgar and marry a wife or something.
That's the joy of life!
Li Xiuyuan returned to Lingyin Temple with good wishes.
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As soon as he arrived at Lingyin Temple, Li Xiuyuan planned to take a bath.
The tattered monk's robe is an artifact, everything is invasive, there is no need to change it, but the bath still has to be washed.
Besides, taking a bath in Lingyin Temple is also a pleasure.
Originally, the water in the bathhouse was brought down from the mountains, and there was no need to boil the water for bathing.
In order to make it easier for the monks to take a bath, the predecessors specially built several compartments that were somewhat similar to thatched houses.
Because of the limited materials and the fact that the temple itself was very poor, the compartment was built very small.
Inside the compartment was a small wooden barrel with a bamboo pipe on top of it, and its hole was usually blocked with a piston.
When in use, as long as the piston is unplugged, hot water will flow into the barrel.
With a figure like Li Xiuyuan, it's nothing to go in and take a shower, and the space can barely be regarded as leftover.
But if you change to a slightly fatter body, it will be more old-fashioned.
As soon as he arrived at the bathhouse, Li Xiuyuan almost laughed out loud when he saw the scene in front of him.
I saw a round body, stuck in the compartment of the bathhouse, with his back to himself, constantly twisting his round ass.
Looking at the body shape and the color of the monk's robes, there is no doubt that this is his cheap senior brother.
"Senior brother~ What are you doing?" Li Xiuyuan dragged his words for a long time.
"Hey, Daoji, is that you? Come and help me and drag me out. Guangliang said profusely sweating.
Li Xiuyuan held back a smile, walked behind Guangliang, moved slightly, and dragged him out.
Guangliang also tried his best to eat milk before, and now his chubby face is flushed.
"Senior brother, what are you doing here?" Li Xiuyuan tried to suppress a smile.
I'm afraid that if one accidentally laughs, his senior brother will be embarrassed to find a crack in the ground to get into.
Well, but this crack may need to be larger.
"Aren't I here to take a bath, hey, you can usually go in and wash?" Guang Liang frowned and looked at his figure.
It doesn't seem to have changed much, why can't I get in now, and I'm still stuck at the door.
"Senior brother, let me remind you, you have gained weight again recently. β
"What!" Guangliang's piercing wail sounded, and he twisted Li Xiuyuan's collar, "Daoji, you said I gained weight again?"
Li Xiuyuan broke his hand and couldn't help but roll his eyes.
Why do they all like to pull him by the collar?
Yi Feng's mother is like this, and so is his senior brother.
"Senior brother, if you get fat, you will get fat, how big it is, it proves that the food in our Lingyin Temple is nourishing. β
"There is a reason why I came to bathe and change clothes today, and tomorrow there will be a female benefactor to our Lingyin Temple to offer incense, it is a county lord, the key is that this county lord is beautiful and fragrant, you know?"
Li Xiuyuan was taking a sip of wine from the wine jug, and when he heard Guangliang's words, he squirted out.
"Ahem, senior brother, you have been doing it for a long time because the county lord came tomorrow, so you came to take a bath? Li Xiuyuan covered his mouth with a rotten fan, looking shy.
Guangliang glanced at Li Xiuyuan, looking like he hated iron but not steel.
"You don't know, this county lord is not only stunning, but also has not been married, the important thing is that he is gentle and virtuous. β
"Tut-tut, senior brother, I understand, you are moved by mortal hearts and want to marry this county lord? But I didn't say that with your figure, it is estimated that other county lords can't look down on it, and it's useless. β
Poisonous tongue, what a poisonous tongue!
Guangliang was furious, and his whole fleshy face trembled.
"Stinky Daoji, what nonsense are you talking about!"
"Oh, senior brother, don't be embarrassed, who are the two of us, I won't say it, don't worry. β
Li Xiuyuan mistakenly thought that he had said Guangliang's thoughts, and he was annoyed and angry.
As a result, Guangliang was serious and stared at Li Xiuyuan viciously.
"You're too stupid, I'm here to greet the county lord well and let her leave a little more sesame oil money!"
Forehead...... Sesame oil money? Just for sesame oil money?
Li Xiuyuan glanced at Guangliang strangely, and suddenly found that he was really thinking too much.
In the face of a beautiful woman, this person is still a powerful single beauty, and all he thinks of is sesame oil money?
I'm afraid I didn't get kicked in the brain by a donkey, right?
But Guangliang's expression doesn't seem to be fake.
It's really stupid, as long as you have such a big money, it won't be a smooth sail in the future, what's the point of being a monk.
"Senior brother, I found that you are really smart, I admire you so much. β
Li Xiuyuan thought about it for a long time, but he didn't know what to say, so he simply praised it without taking a heart.
Guangliang was satisfied, and he nodded, "Yes, I also think I'm smart." It's all because I have a lot of meat, it's inconvenient, even if it's going down the mountain to where to go, it's very hard. I don't know when I'll be able to go on a trip like you!"
"Senior brother, it doesn't matter, although you can't go on a trip, but you have a body type that says fat, and in this regard, you are still stronger than many people. β
After speaking, Li Xiuyuan patted Guangliang's shoulder and turned to leave.
If he doesn't leave, it is estimated that he will hold back his laughter until he has internal injuries.
PS: Thank you Mr. Luke for the tip, thank you!