Chapter 85 Like vinegar and wine
While I was complaining about the bad food, I suddenly heard our coachman shouting to the bartender that he had given him vinegar as wine.
Suddenly a little happy, I don't know how he felt the moment he drank the vinegar as wine.
"Is it that funny?" Zhuo Ran said.
"Don't you think it's funny, huh, you say, what will be the reaction of the big brother of the coachman when he drinks the vinegar?" I say.
"He didn't drink." Zhuo Ran said.
I raised my eyebrows and wondered, "How do you know?"
"The smell of wine and vinegar is different." Zhuo Ran replied lightly.
I didn't think of it, but, "Maybe he doesn't have a good nose and doesn't smell it."
"How do you know he has a bad nose?" Zhuo Ran asked rhetorically.
"Maybe......" I argued.
The bartender's voice came from the next table: "Guest officer, I'm sorry, we took the wrong one, but ...... Ha ha...... Guest officer...... The vinegar in our store is much more expensive than your wine...... You see, you've poured a cup out, you've opened the mud seal, and the wind has gotten in this vinegar jar. Are you going to pay for this jar of vinegar? Ha ha! ”
I was amazed that they had made the wrong thing themselves, and how it turned out to be the guest's fault.
I couldn't help but look over there, and saw the coachman get up with a bang, his face flushed, and he pointed to the vinegar jar or the wine jar and said, "You took it by mistake, how can you blame me for opening it, what's the reason?"
The bartender's face changed, and he said: "Guest officer, can you be unreasonable, we took it by mistake, but you opened it, you see, there is a vinegar word written on it, are you illiterate or something."
The coachman looked down, scolded his mother, and said, "Is this a handwriting written by a person, I can't understand it, how can I blame me for not knowing 'wine'!"
Curious, I walked over and turned the jar around. On the altar is a piece of red paper with the word "vinegar" written on it, which is difficult to read as "vinegar".
I sniffed it in the jar, and it was really vinegar.
"This son, at first glance, you are a scholar, look at it, it is clearly written on it is the word 'vinegar'!" The bartender said to me with the word "vinegar" on the jar.
"Hmm!" I nodded, and said, "I bought this jar of vinegar, how much does it cost?"
"Bai Gongzi, you ......" the coachman looked at me inexplicably.
The bartender suddenly changed into a smiling face, nodded and said: "This son is a knowledgeable person at first glance, this jar of vinegar is a high-grade good vinegar, you can give a purchase price, fifty wen is fine."
I pulled out a piece of broken silver, and the bartender took it, and immediately made change. When he gave me the change, I pointed to my table and said, "Are your dishes not washed, and there are several flies in it?"
The bartender's eyes widened, and he suddenly smiled: "Childe, you really know how to laugh." He pointed outside and continued, "Where are the flies coming from in this weather?"
I raised my eyes, "You can just check it out." ”
The bartender walked over suspiciously, and at the same time, I had cast a spell to conjure up a few dead flies in three plates, and even the dishes on Zhuo Ran's chopsticks were transformed into flies, and he almost put them in his mouth.
Putting down the chopsticks, Zhuo Ran's gaze swept over. I smiled at him, who made you eat so deliciously.
"Oops! Really. This...... How so? Guest, why don't we change it for you! The bartender said.
A few guests came to see it curiously, and then they left in disgust, and threatened not to come again.
"Are flies expensive? How much does it cost? I said deliberately.
The bartender looked at the guests who walked out of the door worriedly, and said with a wry smile: "I'll change the food for you!"
I shook my head, "No need, I can't eat anymore, who knows if there will be flies if I change it again." ”
"So what to do?" The bartender asked rhetorically.
"Ask me, if you can't be the master, I'll find your shopkeeper." I say.
"Let's go."
The bartender slipped away, and after a while, he found a man fifty miles away, who was not tall and very thin.
"I'm the shopkeeper here, the bartender just told the old man about it, this, you see, we are also a small business, and those dishes are not considered money, okay?" Said the skinny man who claimed to be the shopkeeper.
"I still have to count the money, just because of those dead flies, I don't dare to eat other dishes." I said, let you be black, no, you're all sorry for the spells you learned.
The shopkeeper smiled and said, "Then forget it, you don't need to give money, welcome to come again next time."
"Let's go!" I said to Zhuo Ran.
Zhuo Ran got up, and I threw the jar of vinegar into his hand, "Money buys it, don't waste it!" ”
Zhuo Ran took it, and the three of them walked out of the tavern.
"Aren't you waiting for Liu Piaopiao?" As soon as he got into the carriage, Zhuo Ran asked.
After he reminded me, I remembered that I was waiting for Liu Piaopiao in the restaurant, but, "Why do you have such a good memory?" ”
After saying that, I stopped the coachman who was about to drive the horse away, and told him to wait a while.
"Vinegar?" Zhuo Ran handed the vinegar jar to me.
I gave him a blank look: "I want to drink you." ”
"Don't drink what you bought to do. By the way, you made those flies! I'll just say how did you buy this jar of vinegar? ”
"What if I did it, they are so dark, I can't fix them." After speaking, he couldn't help but lift the corners of his mouth.
"She's coming."
"Who?"
"Liu Piaopiao!"
Following Zhuo Ran's gaze, I saw that Liu Piaopiao, who was still dressed in plain clothes, was walking towards the gate of Qijia Restaurant, the difference was that the white veil on her head was gone, and it was estimated that her father's funeral had been dealt with.
"Liu Piaopiao, this way." Leaning my head out of the window, I called out to her.
When Liu Piaopiao turned around and saw me, she smiled and immediately walked towards where I was.
"Bai Gongzi." Liu Piaopiao came over and said hello to me at the window.
"Get in the car." I say.
Liu Piaopiao climbed into the car and did not come to the car, but sat on the wheel with the driver. I called her in again.
After coming in, Liu Piaopiao said hello to Zhuo Ran, and I asked her to sit next to me.
Again on the journey, there was another person in the car. Liu Piaopiao kept her head down, not daring to look directly at me and Zhuo Ran, this is the legendary shyness! I was in a state of interest and kept looking at her, but her head was getting lower and lower.
The carriage slowly walked through the most prosperous part of the town center, the coachman shouted, the sound of the horsewhip was heard, and the whole carriage rushed forward, and out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of Zhuo Ran's two hands suddenly clenching the vinegar jar that almost rolled off his seat.
Strangely, the carriage didn't go far before it stopped. Stopping in a hurry, the carriage of the horse belt shook for a while, and I saw Zhuo Ran hugging the vinegar jar again.
"Master, please don't be surprised when you drive a carriage?" I said to the coachman outside through the heavy curtains.
"II...... Two sons, this ......"