Chapter 070 Idiot Offensive

"Thank you, big sister."

Filina hurriedly thanked the dragon beast, with such a powerful eldest sister, it was only a small matter to accomplish this little thing.

Yang Wei was about to come here, and the dragon beast didn't want to say anything to Filina.

"Dragon girl, you're here."

"Withered boy, what are you talking about, you will naturally come when you should come, and you don't have to be too happy."

One can't speak, and the other is talking nonsense.

Naturally, it's Yang Wei who can't speak, and it's the dragon beast who talks nonsense!

Faced with the words of the dragon beast, Yang Wei naturally said in passing; "Happy? Why should I be happy? ”

"Are you not happy to see Ben Gu Liang?"

Yang Wei suddenly realized, "Happy, very happy!" ”

"Only ten?"

"Huh?" Yang Wei suddenly realized again, "It's not ten, it's 100 percent happy!" ”

"Just a hundred?"

"Uh......" Yang Wei finally had an epiphany, "It's not ten, it's not a hundred, it's ten million happy!" ”

"That's right." The dragon beast nodded slightly with satisfaction, and then said a word to Yang Wei; "I don't know which left this couplet?"

The dragon beast looked at this couplet, and Yang Wei naturally followed it, and his mind was full of questions; "What do you mean by a?" Yang Wei really couldn't understand the meaning of this.

"The meaning of the saucher is simple." The dragon beast asked Yang Wei directly, "Are you a literati?" ”

"It's not."

"Then is your father a literati?"

"Not really."

"Then is your mother a literati?"

"Seems to be." Yang Wei seems to remember that his mother is a lady, and since she is a simple lady, she can naturally be regarded as a literati.

"Yes, no, no, don't look like."

"That's it!"

"Then your mother is a."

Yang Wei frowned, "Miss Long, I can't think that you are scolding my mother?" Yang Wei could only think of this possibility.

"Withered boy, don't think about it. I don't mean that, I mean, literati! Do you know what it means to be a literati? ”

"I don't understand."

"It's easy." The dragon beast explained; "Literati are all sluts, and it's normal to say that your mother is a slut. If you have to think about it in that way, you can only say that you are not normal in your heart. ”

I don't think about it that way! muttering these things in his heart, Yang Wei can be regarded as talking about the topic, only listening to Yang Wei; "I, Miao, and Xiao are collectively known as the three junjie of Dada City, but the names of the three of us are too thunderous......"

Oh my!

So you know?

Yang Wei wants to say very simply, Yang Wei, Miao Shot, Buju, these three people met a noble person in the early years, and the nobleman gave advice to the three of them, so that the three of them built a pavilion in front of their mansions, and it was an inscription for them.

The inscription is even the couplet that the dragon beast has witnessed.

"Who is that nobleman?"

"That noble man is a beautiful young man."

"I'm asking who you are!"

"I said, it's a beautiful boy." It's not that Yang Wei doesn't want to say it, it's that Yang Wei doesn't know who these beautiful young people are at all, and he doesn't know what to call the noble man he met back then.

Being able to figure out this, the dragon beast didn't ask much, so he said; "What's the deal with that shrunken boy?"

"Him?" Yang Wei frowned, "I don't know what happened to him. Anyway, the three of us knew very well that the noble man had nothing to do with him! I guess he also didn't use that place, so he would follow our example and make a gazebo, and the pavilion would have a couplet inside. ”

"It turns out that the ability is not good?" The dragon beast suddenly realized.

"No...... No! Alas! Yang Wei hurriedly explained;" I just said the wrong thing! It's not ...... what I said."

"You don't have to rush to explain." The dragon beast directly interrupted Yang Wei and said bluntly; "I don't have any other skills, but I have the ability to see people with one hand. No matter who you are, you only need to look at you to see if your body is sick. ”

Still have such a skill? Regardless of whether the dragon beast has such a ability or not, Yang Wei still has to explain; "Dragon girl, you must believe that I am."

"I said yes, I'll watch it."

You're not talking nonsense, are you?

Do you really know how to watch it?

Yang Wei was obviously a little confused!

"Look at people, look at faces." The dragon beast stared at Yang Wei's face, "Just take your face as a wilted boy, this face of yours can be regarded as a mess." ”

"What a mess is it?"

"It's complimenting you."

"Oh." Yang Wei suddenly realized, "Dragon girl, please continue." ”

"Do you really want me to continue?"

Yang Wei thought to himself, isn't that! Thinking is thinking, talking or other words; "But it doesn't hurt to say it."

"But what I'm going to say next may be a little ugly."

"It doesn't hurt to be ugly."

Yang Wei didn't think much about it, where can it be hard to hear?

"You're going to stay here for now." No matter what, Yang Wei still has to save some face for himself.

Next, you may encounter some unpleasant words, it is okay for the dragon beast to hear the word, but it is a little bad for others to hear it! Of course, Yang Wei was able to think like this, mainly thanks to those unpleasant words, and the next thing was to say it from the mouth of the dragon beast.

The two walked to the pavilion, and Yang Wei said a word directly to the two sisters, Filia and Filina; "Bothering the two of you, can you avoid it first?"

"No way!" Philia directly refused.

What are you kidding, how can she get up in this situation now?

Get up and you'll run out!

"Is he?" I couldn't figure out who Filia was, so Yang Wei naturally wanted to ask the dragon beast for clarification.

When I was in the White Crane Tower that day, I saw Philia, and my intuition told Yang Wei that this Philia was definitely not an ordinary person! There will always be some deviation between imagination and reality, and the dragon beast's answer is; "Ignore her, she's just an obnoxious guy."

The dragon beast said this, and Yang Wei naturally said this to Philia; "Did you hear that? You annoying fellow, didn't you hear the dragon girl say she hates you? What are you still doing sitting here, don't hurry up and leave. ”

"Idiot!"

"You ......" Yang Wei's eyes widened immediately, "You dare to call me an idiot?" ”

"Idiot!"

"Dare to scold!"

"Idiot!"

"Bastard!" Yang Wei got up immediately! First, he looked at the dragon beast and said very politely; "Miss Dragon, I'm going to beat him, are you okay?"

"Beat her?" The dragon beast frowned, "Are you sure you're going to beat her up?" ”

This made Yang Wei a little uncertain, "Can't you beat it?" ”

"If you can beat her, you can beat her, and the point is that I don't want you to beat her. Didn't you hear me just now? Didn't I say ignore her? I've already told you to ignore her, what do you have to do with her? ”

To put it simply, this is Yang Wei's own unhappiness with himself. All right! Being able to understand what the dragon beast meant, Yang Wei naturally glared at Philia, and the general meaning of that look was to say; "Young Master Ben is too lazy to be as knowledgeable as you!"

"Idiot!"