Chapter 30: Who Moved My Tintin

It's a bit of a mess......

Oh no, it should be that the he saw in himself named Lei Wei was a bit messy, headless and brainless. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

You'll have to go back in time, or you'll look confused.

As soon as his mind moved, the self named Lei Wei that Liu Li saw had been relieved from the embarrassing scene of his sister watching the dishes with him.

He appears in a new scene.

It was still his bedroom, it was still his bed, he got up from the bed with his eyes half-closed, put on his pants, put on his clothes, and went into the toilet in a daze.

It was morning, the morning before Lei Yin gave Lei Wei a pot of dog broth.

Liu Li only glanced at it, and accurately grasped the specific time, or because he was immersed in the scene and empathized, as long as he saw the corresponding scene, he could clearly know the specific situation of Lei Wei in the scene.

That Lei Wei is himself in another world.

That Lei Wei's life is his other life in addition to his previous life.

Not to mention being immersed in the scene and empathizing, that is his doppelganger at all, that is another him.

What he saw now was Lei Wei, who had been awakened by urine in the morning.

Lei Wei, who entered the toilet, took out the dick and began to shush, the sound of water sounded and fell, and then he shivered, shook his hands casually, and then stopped moving.

Uh, it seems that something is wrong-

Why don't you feel pain?

When I used to pee, Xiao Ding Ding was so painful that I didn't want to.

And the feel is not right......

Weird!

His eyes, which were still in a semi-sleepwalking state, suddenly widened, and the first thing Lei Wei saw was his own lifeline.

His eyes widened all at once, like a pair of bull's eyes.

This is not his little Ding Ding who has been cowering in the grass and sleeping unconscious, right?

Blink and look again, rub your eyes and look at it again, and pull it with your hand, that's right, the real and reliable work is not an illusion that the eyes see, but there is no feeling at all, as if it is a thing that grows on itself but is self-contained and plays with personality.

A strange feeling came over him, and the inexplicable fear made Lei Wei stiffen, even the nightmarish days of ten years ago could not make him so flustered.

Ten years ago, he was alone against the eleven small "heavenly sticks" of the junior joint defense team, and he had no memory of how many times he was knocked down and how many times he got up, but the feeling of little Ding Ding being injured in the chaos is still fresh in his memory.

The fatal pain did not make him faint on the spot, but it made him fall into a state of madness.

As a result, eleven small sticks and two alarmed mining security guards were beaten by him alone, and if it weren't for Lei Yin, who was torn to the point that only one pants were left, he pulled him to retreat urgently, and there would definitely be a life lawsuit that shocked the entire mining area.

Perhaps, pain is one of the sources of strength, and it was only after several years that he found an explanation for the situation in an imported cartoon, a very awesome name, called "Small Cosmic Explosion", which is a tragic and thrilling miracle.

Since then, not to mention the small stick of the mining area youth joint defense team, even those mining area security guards also respect him, in the mining area called Daqinggou, the people are already strong, this kind of crazy crazy man-like stick has a ghost-like status that people are not close to, and it is very open.

The real god stick is not something that ordinary hooligans can do.

The so-called miracles are not something that any mortal can show.

Of course, the cost of performing miracles by a mortal is not ordinary.

Lei Wei performed a miracle of thirteen hits, and the price paid was too great to be explained.

When he went back to clean the wound after the fight, Lei Wei knew that something was wrong, and the other injuries were just that, Xiao Ding Ding not only broke the skin and saw red, but also swollen like a mallet, and the slightest touch was a pain in the heart, and the urine was red when he was on the ground.

At that time, Daqinggou had not built a miners' hospital, the urban hospital was at the foot of the mountain, and it took a minecart to run for most of the day, and more importantly, there was no money to even hang a number, not to mention the general headache and brain fever to hurt the muscles and bones, that is, to break the arm and break the leg, that is, to find a grass head or a veterinarian to make do with it.

It's fate to get through it, and it's fate to survive it.

God knows how he got out of that time, and Lei Wei, who found some herbs to make do with himself, only lay in bed for three days before going to Hushan again, and continued to do the business of "picking up" coal for money.

There is no way, he can survive, but he can't bear to let his mother and ordinary patients survive like that.

Uterine cancer, terminal disease, grass head Langzhong has no way at all, and he can't get so much money for surgery, so he has to go to the city hospital every half a month to prescribe medicine to stabilize the condition and relieve pain.

Fortunately, the prestige of the heavenly stick fulfilled him, although he was injured, no one dared to arrest him as a coal mouse, but with his kind of family conditions, no matter how much money he sold for "picking up coal blocks", he couldn't make ends meet, and the disability of the root of his life fell at that time.

Xiao Dingding's external injury was healed, and the swelling disappeared, but he never grew again, and every time he booed, it was a pain in his heart, but unfortunately he was too young at that time to take care of it, and he didn't understand that it was a very dangerous signal.

When his mother finally died of illness, his father Lei Fugui was addicted to gambling and alcohol, Lei Yin's excellent grades naturally wanted to study, he gritted his teeth and went to the small coal kiln, which was already open and lively, and picking up coal became a small fight, far less enjoyable than the money from the small coal kiln.

Of course, digging coal in a small coal kiln is a deadly coolie, the risk is too great, the local people basically will not do it, most of them will buy shares, contract, repair houses for rent, buy cars to run transportation or find a way into the state-owned mines, the real coal kiln to sell coolies can be said to be very few.

Lei Wei has no choice, he has no capital, no culture, and even no scheming, he only has the strength and hard bones that are forced out by life, and the small coal kiln is his only place to go.

Entering the small coal kiln, it is inevitable to deal with those rough blind streams in other places, he has a house in the local area, and it is impossible to eat and live together, but it is inevitable to share a toilet and a bathhouse, and the problem of Xiao Ding Ding slowly emerges in the case of comparison and competition.

Ding Ding is too small, and it doesn't match the balls at all, and he has always dozed off on his stomach, even when he takes a bath, he doesn't show any signs of expansion under the stimulation of hot water......

There are all kinds of things, enough to create a wilted brother, enough to become a joke.

Now it's good, the shotgun has been replaced, and Brother Wilt has signs of marching on Viagra.

However, there was no sign of surgery, and there was no discomfort, which was really unbelievable.

"Your lifeline is broken, isn't it? I was invited by your sister to treat you. ”

Lei Wei remembered that he met the strange old man on the road, and also remembered the fight between the two, oh, that is not a fight, that is called abuse.

He was so badly abused.

The bones are broken, and the sky is dark.

But now I am intact all over my body, and I have inexplicably changed my life, is it a trance dream after being drunk?

The two thick eyebrows squirmed like caterpillars, Lei Wei didn't pinch himself and slap himself to judge if it was a dream, he just quickly tidied up and went out to the kitchen, it was already dawn, if nothing else, Lei Yin should be making breakfast.

Sure enough, a strong aroma wafted in the kitchen, it was stewed dog meat.

Lei Yin, who was chewing bubble gum next to the stove, heard the door knock and looked back at him, and the bubbles that blew out of his mouth blew up with a "pop", followed by a strange greeting:

"How does it feel?"

"Where's that weird old man? What conditions did you promise him? ”

Lei Wei didn't answer the question, the usual smile on his face was obviously a little stiff, although Lei Yin was still not taken away by the strange old man, but her eyes made his heart very uncomfortable.

"He was long gone, and I promised him to cooperate with the treatment." Lei Yindi's eyes and face were a little strange, "Why don't you ask who he is?" ”

Lei Weidi's expression was a little depressed, and he took a deep breath and asked, "Who is he?" ”

"He said his surname was Sun, just call him Monkey."

Sun, the monkey, calls himself me, is an old man, old grandson......

The legendary monkey, the mythical invincible "Heavenly Stick", the first bull man who defended the sky throughout the ages......

Sister, did he cut my Ding Ding and changed it for me?

Sister, that monkey is really the rescuer you hired?

It's not true, is it?

"What is steamed and boiled, this dog meat is stewed, for you to replenish your body and add nutritional auxiliary treatment, you have to eat more, especially the dog egg dog whip ......" (to be continued.) )