After eating, Li Mu came to the No. 96 Chinese villa again, the room of the little junior sister.

Originally, Senior Brother Demon Sword wanted to "personally cook for his master", but Li Mu immediately refused with righteous words.

He had already had a shadow of Senior Brother Demon's dinner in advance, so he ignored Senior Brother Sword's persuasion and insisted on eating a bowl of Lanzhou ramen near the school, and then came over.

The little junior sister was still sitting in the room, and when she saw Li Mu coming in, she saluted Li Mu and said with a light smile: "Mr. is here?" ”

"Hmm." Li Mu nodded, "What do you want to hear today?" ”

"Sir, explain to me about today's society......" the little junior sister said: "The master ordered me to enter the WTO, and I have delayed it for some time, so I am afraid I can't delay it." ”

"You mean, let me tell you how to fit into this society?" Li Mu asked.

"Exactly." The little junior sister said very seriously.

"It's easy." Li Mu smiled: "Is there no TV in the villa?" ”

"What is a TV?" The little sister was puzzled.

At this time, Senior Brother Demon Sword interjected solemnly: "It is a strange magic weapon refined by human beings, which can transmit images. ”

Li Mu rolled his eyes.

This is the first time he has heard of the argument that television is a magic weapon. He quickly shook his head and said: "TV is a kind of household appliance, not a magic weapon, you have to remember this." ”

"It's not a magic weapon." The Sword Demon looked suddenly enlightened and said, "No wonder I didn't find the spirit stone inside......

Li Mu finally understood why it was so difficult for these Xiuzhen sects to enter the WTO, their understanding of this era was not even as good as that of primary school students, how could they enter the WTO?

Li Mu shook his head helplessly, and then said: "If there is no TV, I will see if I can bring a computer over tomorrow ......" Speaking of this, Li Mu suddenly thought that there is no network cable here!

Sighing, Li Mu said: "Actually, if you want to join the WTO, you only need to have one thing!" Money! ”

"Paper money?" The little sister's expression was cute.

Li Mu bet on a bowl of noodles, this little junior sister will definitely not be able to distinguish between RMB and Shen coin.

"It's not paper money! It's banknotes! Paper money is for the dead! Li Mu corrected.

The little junior sister nodded: "In this way, there should be a lot of ghost cultivation in this world?" ”

Li Mu was completely defeated.

"There are no ghost cultivators in this world! I'm talking about paper money for the dead! Usually we use paper money! ”

The little sister opened her mouth-

"Shut up! Listen to me! Li Mu felt that he was about to be killed by thunder, he immediately interrupted what the little junior sister was about to say, and then began to popularize very basic social knowledge to the little junior sister.

For example, clothing customs, the electrical revolution, and network technology are very basic concepts.

The little sister is a qualified student, she listens very carefully and doesn't ask a word.

Li Mu was full of joy, and his heart was also full of a sense of achievement.

It seems that I have the talent to be a teacher!

He waved his hand and said, "Okay, if you have any questions, you can ask them." ”

The little junior sister's expression was very aggrieved.

She looked at Li Mu pitifully with watery eyes and said, "What the master said just now...... Electricity, Internet and the like, can you talk about it again for Qianxue? ”

Li Mu had a very bad premonition in his heart.

He glanced at Senior Brother Demon Sword, and then asked Yun Qianxue, "Qianxue, how much did you understand what I said just now?" ”

Yun Qianxue said: "I understand every word, and I don't understand every sentence." ”

Li Mu: "......"

Well, I still don't understand it at all.

Senior Brother Demon Sword opened his mouth, hesitated for a moment, and said, "Master, I feel the same way. ”

Li Mu took a deep breath, held it for a while, and slowly spit it out.

He was really afraid that he would be angry with these two students.

Thinking of the students, he suddenly remembered one thing, how did these two illiterate people put up advertisements?

And when he thought of advertising, Li Mu was suddenly full of resentment.

He stared at Senior Brother Demon Sword viciously and asked, "Demon Sword, for the teacher, ask you, that advertisement at the school gate...... What's going on? ”

"Advertising?" The magic sword was stunned for a moment, and then laughed and said, "Master, you said a notice, right?" Hahahaha......"

Li Mu is full of black lines.

"You're laughing fart!"

"Huh?" When the magic sword heard Li Mu's words, his eyes suddenly widened in surprise, and then the expression on his face quickly changed to the appearance of "pious to the Tao" and "ashamed", and said: "The magic sword is wrong, the magic sword shouldn't laugh at the master......"

After a pause, he raised his eyes and glanced at Li Mu, and said cautiously: "But, why does the master want to be a fart? ”

Li Mu suddenly wanted to vomit blood. "Laughing fart" is a colloquial saying or something, do you have to put it into serious grammar to understand it?

He decided not to dwell on this matter anymore, and the expression on his face tightened, Li Mu asked solemnly: "I ask you, that Guang ...... What's going on with the notice! ”

"The magic sword obeys, Master!" Seeing that Li Mu seemed to be angry, the magic sword hurriedly said: "Actually, a few days ago, I brought my little junior sister into the world, and then I was watched by a group of mortals. ”

"Those mortals were not only very annoying, but they also spoke disrespectfully to the little junior sister. So I'm ready to kill! ”

Then I met a young monk who said that I would not be able to enter the world at all. If you want to let the little junior sister enter the WTO, it is best to find a college student and be a guide. ”

The magic sword glanced up at Li Mu's expression.

Li Mu had a dark face and said, "Go on!" ”

"Oh. Then he wrote me a notice. ”

"He wrote the job posting?" Li Mu asked.

"That's right. The little friar also said that now what master and servant have been abolished, so we have to pay something. I asked him, what should I do if I don't have money? He told me it was okay, and he said that the number on his notice was probably not worth a five-baht a year, so he casually suggested that I just give him some bits and pieces! ”

The magic sword innocently told Li Mu what happened.

Li Mu felt very sad, especially "just give him some bits and pieces", it hurt his self-esteem too much!

But he still didn't understand, he didn't know any little friars.

Could it be that the little friar and the old man knew each other?

Li Mu felt that something was wrong, and he asked, "That little monk, what does it look like?" ”

The magic sword thought for a while and pouted: "It's just an ordinary little monk, oh yes, he seems to be a little bald, with white hair and small eyes......"

Before the magic sword finished speaking, Li Mu patted his head.

Isn't the old man of his own house just a bald man with small eyes and white hair! Moreover, his age of sixty years is not the same as for him, a monk who is at least two thousand years old...... Friar!

Li Mu looked up speechlessly: "So, you just listen to him?" ”

"Just a foundation building monk, you can destroy it!" The magic sword snorted disdainfully, and then said, "And he said that for safety reasons, he said that the reward has been reduced to a minimum. Therefore, the people who find this place must be stupid and stupid, and will not pose any threat to the sect. ”

Li Mu: "...... Demon Sword Disciple, you say it again to the teacher, how about finding the people here? ”

"It must be ......," the magic sword suddenly reacted. The "weak scum" who found this is not his own master! He hurriedly patted his chest seriously and said, "It must be a wise, handsome and dashing person!" ”

"Poof!" The little junior sister endured it for a long time by the side, and she couldn't help it.

Li Mu couldn't get angry. The magic sword is a living treasure, and every time the sycophants are so lame, people really can't be angry.

"Hey, forget it, forget it!" Li Mu sighed.

He said: "This matter is over, tomorrow Senior Brother Demon Sword, you don't have to be invisible, take your little junior sister, I will take you to live in the world for a while." ”

In order to enhance his persuasiveness, he found a phrase: "Apprentice, you must remember that practice is the only criterion for testing truth." ”

The magic sword secretly glanced at Li Mu, and then said righteously: "Master is really Master!" One sentence breaks the avenue of truth! Practice is the only criterion for testing truth, and this saying is wonderful! ”

Li Mu was stunned, do you want to be so exaggerated?

As a result, he found that the little junior sister next to him also looked at him with admiration, and the approval and admiration in her eyes could not be concealed at all.

"Really...... Is it reasonable? Li Mu asked without any confidence.

As a result, the two of them nodded in unison.

You guys aren't you, aren't you?

Li Mu was really afraid that his little "Heavenly Dao Perception" would lead people to cultivate well, so he explained: "Don't believe all this, I am an atheist, and in my eyes, I don't even have a god!" ”

As a result, Senior Brother Demon Sword said excitedly: "There is no god in the Heavenly Dao! ”

He glanced at the little junior sister in shock, walked up to Li Mu, and bowed his head.

The little junior sister also saluted Li Muyingying.

"What the gentleman said, every word is fine. But the way of heaven has cause and effect, and this must not be said to other monks! ”

The little junior sister's expression was extremely serious.

Li Mu fell into a state of confusion again.

Listening to this meaning, it turns out that the "ideological and political class" in junior and senior high school is the "heavenly analysis class"?

What's even more exaggerated is that the corners of the little junior sister's mouth suddenly hooked, and the joy on her face was almost overflowing, she looked at Li Mu gratefully, and said solemnly: "Practice is the only criterion for testing the truth!" Thank you, Mr. for your advice, I haven't made an inch of progress in my cultivation for 2,000 years, but once I heard about it today, I actually improved a realm! ”

After Li Mu confirmed that what the little junior sister said was indeed the truth, he suddenly felt a sense of absurdity and unreality.

If junior high school politics can make you improve your realm, I will tell you about Mao Dengsan for a semester, are you just sitting on the ground and soaring?