"Ah...... Yes...... Ah......h

"Hurry, hurry, hard......"

"Don't worry, I'm sweating."

"Hurry up, hurry up, I can't hold it back, I can't hold it back, I want to ......."

"Wait, just wait for me to plug it in."

"Hard, hard...... I aligned it and made it hard. ”

"Uh-huh, uh-huh, I found it, I found it, wait."

……

A group of us listened to such a conversation at the toilet door of the Little Ant Internet Café, and we all started to look at each other.

The steamed bun kicked the door open, but saw another scene, which stunned us friends.

I saw that the two people in the toilet were all dressed neatly, the man took an iron pipe and inserted it into the radiator in the toilet, and killed a small mouse, the iron pipe was still inserted in the radiator, but the dead mouse was poked out.

The woman said anxiously: "What are you going to do, let me out, I want to pee, hurry up, I can't hold it back." ”

This sentence shocked us even more, and instantly killed all of our imaginations, it turned out that our thoughts have always been very silvery.

The Big Buddha said: "The plane, you can see clearly, he is the one who robbed your daughter-in-law." ”

"Damn, I hate the kind of people who eat in the bowl and think about the pot, brothers,." The plane rushed up as he spoke.

A few of us followed behind and beat the man indiscriminately until he lay on the ground and begged for mercy.

"I'll tell you, grandson, Gillian is my woman, stay away from her in the future, otherwise I'll beat you once I see her." The plane left a cruel word, which was particularly windy.

Especially when the plane said that Gillian is my woman, I envy him, I think that one day, I will also say this to the woman I love, XXX is my woman.

We were out in style, the plane shouted to celebrate everyone, and he reimbursed all the expenses.

He just said that we are either a Buddha or an ostrich to settle the bill, because the rest of us have no money, and if we put our living expenses into it, we will have to borrow from him when we have no money, so they will rush to pay the bill.

So we ate and drank openly, and when we returned to the dormitory, we fell on the bed and chatted, talking about women, and telling pornographic jokes.

If you fall in love with someone, you will feel that even yourself is someone else's, this I think the plane must be like this, Gillian didn't promise to be good with him at all, and she had already saddled Gillian in the heart of the plane, and she valued this woman more than his mother.

Three days passed, and one day at noon, dozens of people came outside the dormitory, and the man who took the lead was the man chasing Gillian.

They kicked open the door of the dormitory, blocking the entire dormitory, and the dormitory was as full as wheat seedlings in a wheat field.

The leader said, "Who are you who dare to be so arrogant?" ”

"Who are we? What kind of bird's egg are you, have you ever heard of it? We are the people of the Great Buddha. The steamed bun touched his freshly shaved head and said.

"Heh, if you shave a light bulb, you feel like you're a gangster, it's not yourself, who are you scaring about? Holy. Another person interjected.

"Big Buddha? Big Buddha, who is it? What are the few things? The leader looked at us with contempt.

"Holy shit, don't you fucking want to mess around." The ostrich grew angry.

This is the first time we have heard someone dare to say this about the Buddha, the Buddha did not speak, he has been smoking and not speaking, I understand his character, to kill or fight never nonsense.

"you, you dare to be hard-mouthed." The steamed bun rushed forward as he spoke.

There was chaos in the dormitory, and all the props that could be used were used, slippers flying around, basins, tooth jars, toothbrushes, pillows, ...... They all became murder weapons.

I love to see the opportunity to sneak up on them, and finally I was caught by them, and I suffered the worst injuries, but I successfully broke the heads of several of them with a stainless steel lunch box, and I was beaten by them with a blue nose and swollen face, and my eyes were swollen and almost invisible.

"They still scolded me, it's really comparable, it's not a master, the teacher is here, and he has the ability to fight with the master."

I glared at them with a grin, especially painful.

At this time, the professor hid behind us, kept dodging, and wrapped himself tightly with the quilt.

The big Buddha grabbed the leader and said, "Brother, whether you recognize me or not, we will stop here today, and we will talk about anything." ”

"Damn, what are you, you want to tell us, we have someone, let him talk to you. Tell me you're not qualified enough,. The man shook off the Buddha's hand, took out his cigarette and lit it, smoking it unscrupulously.

"If you want to reconcile, the first is to apologize to us, the second is to buy two cigarettes, and the third is to tell you to stay away from Gillian in the future, you can jerk off by yourself, don't fight Gillian's idea."

"Damn, you just don't have to talk about that." The plane rushed up from behind the Big Buddha and wanted to fight again.

The big Buddha grabbed the plane and told him not to be impulsive, so our brothers began to scrape together money, and asked the professor to run down and buy two cigarettes for them, but they still chattered and scolded when they left, laughing and leaving, and slammed the door very loudly.

None of us spoke, quietly cleaning up the mess in the dormitory, all gritting our teeth and holding back, ready for revenge.

"We endure today, and there is a chance for revenge in the future." The Big Buddha said coldly, and everyone suddenly raised their heads with bright eyes.

"Damn, I said teach you if you can be a man, you have to hide every time you fight, I, the Buddha, the steamed buns, and the three deaths will also die on the battlefield, and the ostrich will die in bed, you die a glorious death!" The plane uttered a particularly level-level sentence.

Since then, we have participated in a lot of big and small fights, constantly pulling the timid professor to experience, every time he rushes to the front, if he turns back, the weapon in our hands will fall on his body, and slowly the blood in the professor's bones has also been developed by us.

In fact, the most important thing is that I have also been developed, and Qiao San, who is bloody and strong, slowly likes the taste of wheel fists, but I haven't given up studying in my heart, I still have to study hard to get into college.

Every time the professor fights, we force him to fall in love with the taste of punching, and from time to time he studies various punching techniques, as well as the time and force point of punching...... and other esoteric questions, he always likes to study.

We swear that in order to make a name for ourselves in Jiangbei No. 4 Middle School, we must fight countless times, let more people know each other, and let more people kneel and sing conquest in order to achieve our status.

I would like to add one more sentence so that we can study quietly and undisturbedly and study well to enter the university.

It didn't take long for us to become famous in the school, but everyone only knew that it was the Big Buddha who took the lead, and no one knew me Qiao San, let alone others.

One day during recess, when I rushed to the toilet and smoked with the Buddha, steamed buns, and the plane, I suddenly found the man who was jerking off.

Not to mention, grabbing his long hair was a violent beating, and the man couldn't even see his appearance when we beat him, and the plane still couldn't stop.

I pushed the plane away, picked up a brick on the side of the toilet, and slapped it on his head, at first everyone felt relieved and excited, but then the big Buddha grabbed me, and I didn't stand firmly on the ground.

The Buddha scolded me loudly and said, "What's the wrong with you, if you beat you again, you'll die." ”

We looked over, and the man had fallen to the ground unconscious, and the ostrich reached out and touched his nose and said it was okay, and we ran away, and then I was scared when I remembered it.

After a while, the teacher came, and a few of us stood in the academic affairs office waiting for interrogation, and the teachers in the academic affairs office looked at the big Buddha, the ostrich, and then at the man, and they all shook their heads and said that they couldn't deal with it.

"I don't think I'll report this matter to the political and religious office for now, and it will be even more difficult to solve it when the time comes." There is a bald teacher who gives advice to the master of the academic affairs office.

So the final scapegoat is me, the plane, the steamed bun and the professor.

We were quite aggrieved standing at the staircase of the teaching building, despised and despised by people coming and going with all kinds of eyes, and we were about to be despised to the ground.

The plane kept complaining and shouting grievances: "Why, why, the Son of Heaven is guilty of the same crime as the common people, why is it so unfair?" ”

"Don't shout a few times, who do you talk to about fairness, Lao Tzu tells you that money and power in this world are fair, and everything else is." The steamed buns are also angry.

I thought to myself, in fact, we are different from the Buddha, if something happens in the future, we will definitely still be scapegoats, we are not rich and powerful, and we can't move to rescue the soldiers, we can't change this status quo, we have to rely on ourselves to change.

Although the Buddha is our good brother, he has a halo, a protective cover, and body armor, and we will be beaten to a thousand holes.

Children who don't have umbrellas must run hard! I said to myself.

After this incident passed, one day I was walking thoughtfully on the path to school, and I saw a familiar back in the distance, and suddenly stopped.

I took a closer look at Gillian, she had been waiting for me here for a long time, and when Gillian turned around, she was very sad to see her in tears.

I find that every time I see Gillian, it's like seeing Yanyu Jiangnan, the air is full of humid air, pregnant with a slight drizzle.