Wan Jiaojiao and Li Wangcai watched Chen Xu jump onto a bare big bluestone, untie their trouser belts, and look panicked.

Wan Jiaojiao said a little nervously: "Brother Xu, what are you doing here, don't scare my sister." ”

"Don't look at it, how do you know if it works if you don't try it."

Chen Xu pulled open his trouser chain and poured a soak of urine into the thorny grass under the big bluestone.

Wan Jiaojiao's face was flushed, as if she had been beaten with rooster blood, but she felt a small stimulation, a natural curiosity.

The urine vapor was thick in the air, and gradually spread from all around.

Strangely, Li Wangcai and Chen Xu watched as the red-headed centipedes, which were more than a foot long, suddenly stopped crawling violently, stretched out their long and agile beards to probe the air around them, and retreated backwards.

"Wow, what's going on, those centipedes haven't attacked."

Wan Jiaojiao looked at this wonderful scene and muttered in her heart: Could it be that Brother Xu's soak of urine has played a role. ”

Li Wangcai looked at the pair, densely packed like centipedes of the soldiers of the Seven Kingdoms surging towards him.

Li Wangcai was so frightened that he jumped up one after another, jumped to the back, and shouted: "Boy, if you can pee, so can I." ”

Li Wangcai pulled down his trouser chain and "opened the gate to release water".

"Ah", Wan Jiaojiao's face flushed, as if it was a peach blossom in March, and she took a sip.

"You guys are really a pair of enemies, little rascals, don't you see the girl next to you, if you want to pee, you have to avoid it, find a good place."

Li Wangcai peed in front of his beloved woman, a trace of smugness flashed on his face, and said: "Heh, Jiaojiao, you are still a girl, and you haven't seen the thing that can do "pull-ups" for men." ”

Li Wangcai's words made Wan Jiaojiao angry, and Wan Jiaojiao stretched out a pair of beautiful legs and kicked Li Wangcai's buttocks.

Wan Jiaojiao muttered in her heart: I really haven't seen this thing.

Li Wangcai sprinkled a big puddle on the yellow-brown ground, strangely, it didn't seem to have any effect, those red-headed centipedes, hundreds of pairs of red feet crawled up towards Li Wangcai's side, waving a bunch of very powerful pincers unscrupulously, and where they climbed, the grass and trees were broken.

Wan Jiaojiao looked at the centipede on the ground with a pair of shining apricot eyes, and said, "Wangcai, your urine is not good at all, it's really useless." ”

Li Wangcai made a comparison, looking at Chen Xu's side, on the flat ground, the centipede did not climb up again at all, there is a gap in contrast, Li Wangcai roared with dissatisfaction in his heart: "Boy, what the hell is going on, how can this be, why is my urine not working." ”

Chen Xu scratched his head and said embarrassedly: "By the way, fighting these centipedes may only be useful if it is a child's urine." ”

"Ah, how can this be." Li Wangcai jumped in front and said to Wan Jiaojiao with an aggrieved face: "Damn, I really regret it, I regret that I married my first time to my unreliable ex-wife, Jiaojiao, you won't dislike me." ”

Wan Jiaojiao smiled bitterly: "Li Wangcai opened your pair of pig eyes and looked, when is it now, and you are still talking this kind of brainless." ”

Li Wangcai smiled and said, "If I had met you earlier, maybe I would have dedicated my first time to you for free." ”

The centipede climbed up like an indomitable mercenary, and Li Wangcai could only pick up a branch that looked like a nail rake on the ground and swung it continuously.

Chen Xu saw a long centipede with a red body crawling towards Li Wangcai's side and biting down his toes.

"Ah, be careful."

Li Wangcai, who was bitten, felt paralyzed all over his body, his long legs were in severe pain, and he was dragged by Chen Xu behind the bluestone on the side.

"What should I do?" Wan Jiaojiao looked at Chen Xu with fond eyes.

Chen Xu said: "What else can I do, hurry up and stand in the circle where I peed just now." ”

"What a bad idea." That being said, Wan Jiaojiao was the first to walk into Chen Xu's peeing circle.

Wan Jiaojiao muttered in her heart: Heh, I didn't expect that my little fresh meat was still a virgin, and I really picked up a treasure. ”

Wan Jiaojiao looked at Chen Xu with a pair of affectionate eyes and said, "Brother Xu, don't you have a girl you like when you are eighteen years old, you are still a virgin." ”

"What's wrong with being a virgin?"

Chen Xuhan smiled and said: "Don't talk about this sensitive issue, let's quickly consider the situation of the three of us, if the centipedes in this mountain area persist in not leaving, when the urine on the ground evaporates, we will be ** by them." ”

Wan Jiaojiao looked at the centipedes crawling on the ground, and her long tentacles formed an encirclement around them like fishing nets on the sea.

"Brother Xu, you said, how can these centipedes be so afraid of children's urine."

"Men keep their yang essence unvented, and their whole body is full of yang qi, centipede is one of the five poisons, yin and obscure things, and it is common sense to overcome yin with yang."

Wan Jiaojiao said: "It would be nice if I were a boy." ”

Li Wangcai slumped on the ground, opened one eye, and said, "I think how good it would be if I were a woman, so that I wouldn't have a relationship with a woman." ”

Wan Jiaojiao took a sip: "Wangcai, you died like this, you still can't stop talking, and you make fun of me again, it's really a mouth left after the mullet died in June." ”

In the middle of the rock peak, crawled a black-headed centipede that was two feet long, obvious in the centipede group, and almost became an immortal, although it did not dare to cross the urine circle, but the elongated tentacles kept touching Wan Jiaojiao's shining, slender and white beautiful legs.

Wan Jiaojiao was so frightened that she closed one eye and said, "The urine is gradually getting weaker, what should I do Brother Xu, you hurry up and sprinkle a little more." ”

"Is it right here, I'll try again."

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