Chapter 34: Who Moved My Balls
Liu Li didn't know that he was confused, and he took on a hidden mission. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
Well, that's not the task issued by the Demon Chaser Alliance, it's just a task given by Du Scarlet as an elder, and it has nothing to do with the Demon Chaser, and of course it won't be prompted through the Demon Chaser Order.
She just thinks that this beautiful little brother is very pleasing to the eye, and he looks honest and steady, although he is a little older for the fourteen-year-old Ye Jiuping, but for the demon chaser with inhuman power, age is not a problem at all.
As far as she gets drunk at every turn, she really wants to find someone who is the same age as her, where can she be controlled, it's better to be older, old men will only take care of people......
If she had learned about this beautiful old man's past, she might have given herself a big ear scraper.
It's a little too difficult for this guy who eats and waits for a woman to die, and asks him to take care of a woman who can get drunk when she has nothing to do.
He spends all day drinking and dreaming of death, and the two really get together, that is, a pair of drunk cats who are alive, and they don't have to worry about who takes care of whom.
Fortunately, that was Liu Li in the past, and now this Liu Li, it should be, maybe, probably......
Barely okay?
After all, the current Liu Li is no longer the Liu Li of the past, but he is no longer drunk and dreaming of death, and he has come out of the big house.
Liu Li, who is okay, is making do now, well, making do with the exploration task.
He finally went to the chicken coop of the chicken farm, to be exact, he carried the little Lori named Yaya, and followed the butt of the proprietress named Limei to the chicken coop of the chicken farm.
Whether it's a broken mirror reunion, whether it's a rekindling of old love, whether it's a dry firewood, it's greasy and crooked, after all, you can't eat enough, Limei, who came back from the surprise, has to entertain her, it is a matter of course to catch a Luhua chicken to kill and cook, and Liu Li, who is indispensable for a lively one, hugged Yaya and followed her buttocks.
On the way to the chicken coop to catch chickens, he heard from Limei's mouth that this Limei chicken farm encountered "something is wrong".
The chickens fed here are generally not used for meat, but for egg production, and a large number of eggs can be collected every day, which is the eggs, so that Limei's mother and daughter live a fairly moist life.
Oh, by the way, this chicken farm used for laying eggs is the property that Liu Li gave to Limei at all, and even the title deed or something was transferred from Liu Li's name.
Of course, the entanglement between the predecessor Liu Li and this Limei, the current Liu Li is at a loss, and even the title deed of the house is in his name, and this chicken farm is from his handwriting, which is still told to him by Limei in a greasy chat.
Fortunately, he was drunk and dreamed of death before, and when he didn't have much sober all day long, Limei had long been used to his unruly trance, but he didn't suspect that this conscienceless guy had been possessed and taken away.
According to her, the daily egg production of this chicken farm on weekdays is really not small, and several people have to be hired just to pick up eggs, not to mention the nearby area, the eggs consumed in the entire Chaoyang District are basically provided here.
But now, something is very wrong, not to mention hiring someone to pick up eggs to supply the consumption of the entire Chaoyang District, just want to cook an egg for the little Lori Yaya, the whole chicken farm is weirdly deserted, except for feeding and cleaning, there are usually Limei and her children left.
Because the hens in the entire chicken farm don't lay eggs.
To be exact, the eggs laid by the hens of the entire chicken farm have mysteriously disappeared.
When the hen lays eggs, it will be in the chicken nest lying on her stomach to prepare for the work, after the hen lays eggs, it will cluck for a while, this chicken farm is mainly to lay eggs, of course, the hens are fed more, the "egg song" that clucks all day long is endless, it is very lively.
But now, the excitement is still there, as soon as you open the gate leading to the backyard in the front yard, as long as you step into the real chicken farm chicken coop in the backyard, you can hear the clucking and screaming one after another.
This is normal, this is not strange, what is wrong is that these hens who ran out of the hen coop singing egg songs are actually lying about the military situation, and the chicken coop is empty, not to mention the eggs, and there is not a single eggshell.
In other words, the eggs laid by so many hens in this chicken farm have all mysteriously disappeared and disappeared.
Or rather, there are so many hens in this chicken farm, and now all of them don't lay eggs.
It's just that you don't lay eggs, you should eat, you should sleep, and when you should call, you don't scream at the top of your throat, and you are still alive and energetic, not even an egg is laid, not even an egg can be seen.
Hens lay eggs are periodic, it is normal to lay eggs for a day every other day, and it is not surprising that the next period of time will enter the incubation period and temporarily stop production, but there are so many chickens in the chicken farm, it is completely impossible to unify the collective strike to enter the incubation period.
There must be a big problem, but some problems are just not laying eggs or the eggs are gone.
There is nothing wrong with anything other than the mysterious disappearance of the eggs that should be produced, just like a thief who steals eggs in a chicken farm, and is not interested in those roosters and hens that are healthy and delicious at a glance, so he concentrates on dealing with those freshly baked eggs.
It's like every chicken nest has a person, staring at the laying hens, and as soon as they see the eggs coming out of the chicken's buttocks, they directly reach out and catch them in their pockets.
Who moved my balls, do you want Bilian?
The person who bullied my orphan and widow is very fulfilling, hey?
Limei, who was so depressed that she was going to die, reported directly to the official, and the yamen, who was in charge of public security management, also sent someone to investigate, but the result was in vain, saying that there would be no eggs without eggs.
Needless to say, this kind of weird and bad thing is directly classified as a demon disaster, but the ordinary people's yamen officials slapped their butts and left, saying that they would report the matter, and there would be demon chasers who would come to solve Yunyun in the near future.
It's just a light talk, just a scene.
The demon chaser who activates the divine mind and cultivates the divine power is not an ordinary person, that is, a master who has broken away from ordinary people, where can he come here?
Don't look at the demon chasers in the circle who fight openly and secretly for the demon chase task, but they don't fight for the blood, but they are competing in the circle, and what they really fight for is the valuable demon chasing task, either to improve their cultivation or to improve their qualifications, then it is not something at the level of ordinary people.
Outside the circle, the trivial things are generally trivial and indistinguishable from the false, and if there is no demon chaser to confirm that he is the middleman, the demon chaser is generally disdainful.
Why, I'm afraid of doing it in vain, if it's really related to the demon disaster, it's okay, no matter how small it is, but if it has nothing to do with the demon disaster, it's just a petty theft and a bad thing, and the demon chaser is involved, isn't it a shame to show people a joke? (To be continued.) )