The Big Buddha also picked up a chair and threw it on the ground, the chair was broken, the Big Buddha picked up a leg and rushed up, hit every person, grabbed a person, beat it down with a stick, and he repelled five or six people alone.

We were all dumbfounded, and we pretended to be forced to stand behind and hold our heads high.

The legendary Buddha is really ruthless, it seems that he has long been floating on the rivers and lakes, and his moves are particularly fast, and the master only uses one move, which is to hit the vital point.

The people around him had already fled in fright, and the Big Buddha stood majestically, bleeding from several places on his arms, but he didn't care.

"Damn, my big Buddha really uses me as a soft persimmon if he doesn't make a move, if you don't want to die, get away for me." The big Buddha pointed at Gangzi and scolded, quite stylish, particularly handsome.

"You wait for me, don't leave if you have the ability." When Gangzi picked up the phone to call someone, I knew that a fiasco was coming, and at that time, most people did not have telephones, unless the rich second generation and the official second generation, at that time the more popular was the pager.

We killed a few flies, but we couldn't put down an elephant.

After a while, a silver-gray van came in the wind, and seven or eight adults dressed in black came down, all holding iron rods shining with cold light in their hands, and the people who were lying on the ground after being beaten by the Buddha were all alive, only to see a group of people rushing towards us.

Steamed buns rushed up with a wine bottle, suffocated by the other party's stick, and couldn't get up again, I looked at the plane, and also rushed up, and was also hit by the other party, and then we were beaten by them, one by one were beaten to the ground, when I saw Gangzi instructed a person to pick up a wine bottle and go straight to the head of the Buddha.

I yelled, so stupid that I pushed away the people around me and struggled to stand up, and was accidentally pushed by the people around me, and knocked the Buddha open at once, only to hear a crisp sound of "pop", the green beer bottle bloomed on my head, and the blood bloomed like a bewitching rose, and I immediately collapsed to the ground, and everything around me suddenly became quiet and silent.

"Qiao Chen, Qiao Chen." All I heard was the Buddha shouting.

"I'm, I'm, I'm Nyima's ......" I only saw the Buddha being pressed and scolded and couldn't turn over.

A fiasco, bloody facts.

When I woke up, I found myself lying in a small clinic bed, with pain in my forehead like a razor blade.

Looking around, the conditions of the small clinic are not very good, the blood-stained gauze is all over the garbage baskets, and the cold night breeze blows in through the windows, and it is desolate.

The corners of the steamed bun's mouth were bleeding, his head was stretched with gauze, his arm was broken, the ostrich's leg was lame, and the corners of his eyes were still oozing blood, and the Buddha buried his head deep in his arm, his face was swollen, and it looked more like a big cake, and there were wounds on his hands and arms.

"Damn, Professor, how are you intact!" I asked unfairly, touching the wound on my forehead.

The professor looked at everyone embarrassedly and said, "When you were fighting, I hid and kept hiding under the table." ”

"Damn, you are a bitch, I usually see that you can make people vomit blood when you speak, but I didn't expect to be a coward when I got into a fight, fuck it." The ostrich sat on a stool and said.

"Don't say it, it's my fault, I'm weak, even if I join the battle, I will have half of my combat strength, and I'm most afraid of fighting, if you want to blame me, it's that I can't live with everyone." The professor simply came to the guilty plea, leaving us speechless.

"Fuck, fuck me, don't force me to get revenge." My voice came out of my deep voice.

"Qiao Chen, Qiao Chen." The first to come to see me was the Big Buddha, which ran faster than steamed buns and airplanes.

"Big Buddha, we're tired of you, I'm sorry." I told the Buddha, a slight movement of the forehead, as if tearing open the wound made me painful, listening to the plane they said about the Buddha, in my heart or to the Buddha I just met.

"It's not for you to be involved, I have long wanted to cut Chen Gang, this bastard, fuck it, Lao Tzu will never let him go." The big Buddha clenched his hands, and the green tendons leaked.

"Qiao Chen, no one has ever sold his life for my Buddha, you are the first, I owe you a life, I will never forget it for the rest of my life, if you don't dislike it, just treat us as brothers, okay?" The Big Buddha took my hand and looked at me.

I thought to myself, if they hadn't pushed me at that time, I wouldn't have rushed up to be beaten for you, but I didn't expect it to be self-defeating, and I didn't get killed, otherwise I would have lost a lot, and I would have lost a life in exchange for a brother, if I died, it was really not worth it, but unfortunately I was still alive, and everyone thought I had made a lot of money.

I looked at the steamed buns and the plane, and the two of them were full of joy, their eyes lit up, and they nodded to me as if they had received some great joy.

There are more people in the school who want to find the Buddha to worship the handle, but no one can have this kind of treatment, if you want the Buddha to open his mouth to recognize his brother, it is even more impossible, it seems that I really have a lot of face.

I nodded slightly, not daring to exert myself, it hurt very much.

The Buddha said: "The brothers' medical expenses don't have to worry, I have completed all the formalities, even if it is a gift for the brothers, from now on, everyone mixes together, we are good brothers." ”

"I just called my grandma and asked him to come and handle the formalities for my brothers." Ostrich to everyone.

"Forget the ostrich, I'll come, it's not a big deal." The Big Buddha holds the ostrich on the shoulder.

The steamed buns and the plane, as well as the ostriches and the professors, all clapped their hands happily, but after the steamed buns and the planes were happy, they grinned and hugged their arms and shouted pain, which immediately made everyone laugh.

"Big Buddha, I remember that there is a Guan Gong Temple near here, or a few of our brothers will come over and worship a hand." The plane struck while the iron was hot, hoping to burn the iron red, and leave an indelible mark, which is that we and the Buddha will be brothers in life and death from now on.

The Big Buddha froze for a while, didn't speak, everyone thought that the Big Buddha was unwilling, because he had always been a person, but the Big Buddha finally let the plane go to a nearby store to buy a plate of incense, and the six of us limped towards the Guangong Temple in the dark night.

The evening breeze blows tragically, and the crescent moon shines a warm and transparent light like a silver hook, which is illuminating the heart of each of us like moonlight.

Pushing open the dusty mahogany door, we lit two candles, each holding incense above his head, looking at each other and shouting:

I Li Long, I Qiao Chen, I Wang Man, I Xu Xiaofei, I Lu Linhui, I Wang Tuo, "I began to marry brothers in life and death today, from today on, we have blessings and hardships together, not to be born in the same year, the same month and the same day, but to die in the same year and the same day, the emperor and the queen of heaven as evidence, we are good brothers, if there is betrayal, we must not die well." ”

After finishing speaking, the incense was inserted into the incense ash altar, and everyone opened their throats and laughed, and the laughter resounded throughout the black night sky, which also indicated that after the swearing, the first revenge battle was about to begin.

We are young and frivolous, indulging in cigarettes and alcohol, but we will never condone pen-sting!

"Qiao Chen, everyone has a nickname, it's always unpleasant to call your name, let's give you a nickname." The Big Buddha put his arm on my shoulder and said to me.

"Yes, yes, that's it, a loud nickname, a nickname that makes people fear and respect when they hear it." Mantou said happily.

"Haha, that's for sure, what kind of steamed bun do you think you're like you, so that others will know that you're a foodie when they hear it, haha, what kind of nickname do you give it, everyone think about it." The plane said.

"Grass, you pen, you think you're good, when others hear you call a plane, they will definitely add a "type" word in front, every day you will die of exhaustion when you hit a plane, there is a sentence that says ......" Mantou retorted.

"A small masturbation is pleasant, a big masturbation hurts the body, and a strong masturbation is gone." The professor added in time.

"I think it's more appropriate for this to give to the ostrich, he plays between the women every day, and it will definitely be useful." The plane shifted the topic to the ostrich.

"Professor, think about it, don't you like to study, hurry up and think about it for Qiao Chen." The ostrich said to the professor.

"Brothers, let me think twice." The professor pretended to look up at the bright moon and looked down at the moon.

After a period of silence, everyone still didn't come up with a good nickname, and the few that came up were all passed one by one, and there was still no nickname that made me sound comfortable.

"I think of one, you are the third class in our dormitory, otherwise we will call you Qiao San." The Big Buddha suddenly turned to everyone and said.

It was quiet for a while, and everyone said yes in unison, and I thought it was good, so my nickname was born, so that in the days to come, I became Qiao San in everyone's minds, so that some people really thought that I was called Qiao San.

But I don't know who interjected and said: "It's not bad to call Xiaosan." ”

Damn, everyone burst into laughter, I really want to find out this person who ruined my reputation and beat him up.

For several days in a row, we have been looking for traces of Gangzi, it is said that Gangzi took a week off, and even no one could be found, so we squatted in the toilet every time, blocked the door, and guarded the basketball court...... and so on, all of them are bamboo baskets to draw water.

"You know how powerful the Buddha is, if anyone moves a hair of the Buddha, he won't be able to eat and walk around." Mantou is very glad that he can become a brother with the Big Buddha, and his face is full of pride.

"That's not it, look at Gangzi, I'm so scared that I don't even dare to come to school, haha, is it really his grandson." The ostrich followed suit.

I lay on the bed, touching the wound on my forehead with my hand, and the pain in my heart was unbearable.

When I remembered that I didn't care about everything and let go, I remembered the eyes that my mother looked at me at that time; When I let go of my anger and got by, I remembered Gangzi's underwhelming virtue, and the scene where my brothers were injured and wrapped in gauze that day.

I smoked desperately, trying to vent, and after a while, I smoked five or six cigarette butts and lay on the floor.

While everyone was talking and chatting, the Big Buddha came in in a hurry.

"Brothers, I know where Gangzi is? We're going to do it tonight and get rid of the pen. ”

"Good, good, must, brothers, we want revenge." The steamed bun shouted, as if he had seen the scene of victory.

"Don't worry, Big Buddha, Gangzi's usual whereabouts are erratic, are you sure?" The aircraft can be said to be the military advisor of our brothers, and he thinks very carefully and thoughtfully about everything, so we always follow his analytical command and arrangement.

"No problem, I've had my brother follow me for almost three weeks, and he's going every night, so it's definitely fine." Big Buddha said to the plane.

"That's good, that's good, we must be cautious, don't be calculated by them." The plane said.

"Qiao San, don't go tonight, I will avenge the wound on your forehead, double it for you, you recover well, and wait for our brothers to return triumphantly." The Buddha sat down next to my bed, lit a cigarette and said to me.

"Yes, yes, that's right, the big Buddha is right, three, don't go, there are a few of our brothers, you can rest assured." Mantou said to me very worriedly.

The plane, the ostriche, and even the cowardly professor told me not to go, if I get hurt again, it will probably be difficult to clean up.

My heart is also extremely entangled, I have been struggling, many pictures keep flashing in my mind, the clearest is the scene of Gangzi's subordinates taking wine bottles to shoot me that makes it difficult for me to calm down, and finally I still say a sentence: "When I am not a brother, he owes me I will pay it back with my own hands." ”

The Buddha gave me a thumbs up and said, "Good job, I really didn't mistake you." ”

We stacked our hands together and shouted, "Brothers,." ”

Then out of the dormitory, there is a big Buddha to take the lead, we all feel that walking on the road at that time, how chic and windy, the boys and girls on the road are looking at our brother a few high-spirited strides forward, that is called a handsome and enjoyable.

We ate first, one of us ate a bowl of beef noodles, and then waited in the innermost part of the billiard hall, when the cigarettes on everyone's bodies were about to be smoked, we saw Gangzi come in with two people.

The Buddha signaled us not to worry, and to take them by surprise when they weren't looking.

Gangzi swaggered with a cigarette, blew bangs, and played billiards.

We gritted our teeth one by one, wanting to rush over and tear Gangzi to pieces.