Chapter Ninety-Six: Yes, I Did It On Purpose!
It's not rain in my dreams, it's all the urine of this stinky boy! As soon as he thought of this, Chen Feng's face darkened, and he stared at the little guy in his hand with a pair of big eyes. This stinky boy can't beat him, and he scolds without pain, not to mention how depressed he is.
The little guy who was lifted in the air by Chen Feng was also staring at him, but his chubby little face was full of smiles, and he didn't let out a "giggle" laugh!
"Damn, you're ruthless!"
Chen Feng stared at the little guy, yelled viciously, and then put him on the sofa, while Chen Feng turned around and went into the bathroom.
After cleaning himself up, Chen Feng went into the kitchen and heated up the meal that Su Xiyu had cooked in the morning.
Chen Feng was still very much looking forward to what Su Xiyu said in the office yesterday, but when he went home in the evening, he was disturbed by the little guy. I don't know what's wrong, after dinner yesterday, this little thing kept making a fuss, and it didn't stop until three o'clock in the morning, so that Su Xiyu's kiss was in the soup.
After eating, Chen Feng came to the living room, and when he saw the little guy lying on the sofa and playing happily, the anger in his heart did not come to the place. Is this stinky boy at odds with himself? Why do you go against him every time and do a good thing for him every time!?
The first time he urinated, he didn't say anything, and the first time he was bad, he endured it! Damn, this time not only did it hurt him, but he even peed on his head. The most hateful thing is that this stinky boy is really good at finding time. Sometimes Chen Feng wonders if this stinky boy did it on purpose!?
"Stinky boy, we should have a good talk." Chen Feng came to the little guy's voice, half-leaned on the sofa, took out a cigarette and lit it for himself, and then took a hard puff.
"Da!"
The little guy grinned and stretched out his hands at Chen Feng.
"Still want to hug!? I'll tell you stinky boy, if we don't talk about it clearly today, don't think about Lao Tzu taking you out to beat people in the future! Chen Feng didn't buy his account, raised his eyebrows, and glared at the little guy viciously.
"Whew"
The little guy pursed his lips and looked at Chen Feng innocently with a pair of big smart eyes.
"Don't act so innocent, I don't eat this!" Looking at his innocent expression, Chen Feng was angry for no reason. This stinky boy has done his best to do his good, and now he pretends to have such an innocent expression to seek his pity. At the same time, it also made him cry and laugh, this little guy is too wicked. How old is this, he is so good at acting, and he will pay it back when he grows up!?
"Uh-huh!"
Seeing that Chen Feng didn't buy his account, the little guy pursed his mouth and looked at him with an unhappy face after two sounds.
"Hey, you're still angry. It's already good if Lao Tzu didn't beat your ass, and you're still angry with Lao Tzu. Chen Feng was quite speechless, this stinky boy was so annoying, it seemed to be him who was unlucky. immediately pulled his face and said seriously: "Tell you, from now on, if you dare to make trouble for Lao Tzu again, bad Lao Tzu is a good thing, see if Lao Tzu doesn't beat your ass to pieces!" After saying that, Chen Feng turned the little guy over and slapped his chubby buttocks. Although the force is not large, the sound is not small.
"Ahh
The little guy was full of disdain, glaring at him unhappily, and a pair of small hands kept gesturing in the air, as if protesting against everything Chen Feng said.
"Stare at me!? Are you staring at one!? Chen Feng exhaled a puff of green smoke, and also looked at the little guy with an unhappy face.
"Ahh
The little guy rolled over and lay on the sofa, screamed a few times, then grinned, climbed on top of him under Chen Feng's stunned gaze, and finally lay motionless on his shoulder. No matter how he dragged it, no matter how he pulled it, the little guy still didn't move at all, lying on his shoulder as steadily as Mount Tai. The corners of Chen Feng's mouth twitched, and he was even more depressed in his heart, because this scene was too familiar. At the beginning, it was also on the sofa in the living room of Su Xiyu's house, and the little guy was lying on his shoulder, and he couldn't pull it down.
"It seems that Lao Tzu owes you in his last life!"
Chen Feng sighed and resigned himself to his fate. It seems that he owed this stinky boy in his last life, otherwise how could he torture him so much!?
A cigarette quickly burned out, and he casually threw the cigarette butt into the ashtray and stretched. But just then, the doorbell rang.
Listening to the doorbell, Chen Feng was stunned for a moment, and his brows furrowed slightly. After living in Su Xiyu's house for so long, except for the last fire incident, no one has ever knocked on the door, which can't help but make him wonder.
But before he could get up, they were pushed away. Chen Feng's eyes were cold, he grabbed the ashtray on the coffee table casually, and threw it out without thinking about "whoosh".
"Ahhh
Bang!!!
"Brother-in-law, you're going to kill us!!"
Su Yunzhou patted his chest, looked at Chen Feng with frightened eyes, and exclaimed.
And the two brothers and sisters of the Bai family also looked at Chen Feng with a shocked expression, and beads of sweat the size of beans dripped down their cheeks and through their chins. Thinking about the thrilling scene just now, my heart couldn't help but be tight, if they hadn't reacted quickly enough and dodged in time, I am afraid that their heads would have blossomed by now and they were lying in a pool of blood.
"Cut, it's you! I thought it was those people who didn't have long eyes, and they sent it to the door to find death! Regarding Su Yunzhou's complaints, Chen Feng pursed his lips and directly chose to ignore them.
“。” Su Yunzhou.
“。” The two brothers and sisters of the Bai family.
The three of them were all full of black lines, and looked at Chen Feng a little speechlessly. Looking at him like that, it seems that the people who came are not looking for trouble, and they are very disappointed. I really don't know how this guy's brain grows, is it all he thinks about all day long!?
Su Yunzhou turned his head to look at the shattered ashtray outside the door, and couldn't help but feel excited. Hurriedly closed the door, flashed into the house, and said with a smile: "Hehe, brother-in-law, we know that you are busy and tired with the children alone, and you must not have lunch yet." So, we decided to treat you to a meal at Emgrand. ”
"Yes, yes! We know you don't have time to cook, so we will pick you up as soon as we order a meal at Emgrand. ”
Bai Yifan was also full of smiles and stood aside respectfully. But Bai Xuan pouted and stood aside with a little displeasure.
Chen Feng glanced at the key in Su Yunzhou's hand, and then the corners of his mouth turned up, and he smiled: "I'm afraid you are not so kind!?" Say, what is the purpose? "For the key in his hand, don't think about it, it must have been given by Su Xiyu. Therefore, Chen Feng is not surprised.
"Brother-in-law, look at what you said, what purpose can we have? We just saw that you were too tired to take care of the children alone, so we specially ordered a table of meals at Emgrand so that you could relax. Right, Yi Fan!? After Su Yunzhou finished speaking, he quietly pushed down Bai Yifan beside him.
"Yes, yes, yes! Yunzhou is right, we just see that Brother Chen, you are too tired to take care of the children alone, so we want to come over to share the burden with you, and there is no other purpose. Without Su Yunzhou's reminder, Bai Yifan immediately echoed.
"Oh, I see! In that case, hey, who's it, what's it called? What's that girl's name, just you? Chen Feng frowned slightly, and stretched out his finger to point at Bai Xuan.
Bai Xuan's face changed, staring at a pair of beautiful big eyes, and said unhappily: "I don't call him, I don't call that person, and I don't call that girl!" Miss Ben's name is Bai Xuan, remember it for me, hum! After saying that, he stomped his foot and turned his head away from him.
"I don't care what you call it." Chen Feng didn't take Bai Xuan's attitude to heart at all, reached out and plucked his ears, and said with an indifferent expression: "There are clothes I just changed in the bathroom. Go, wash me, and dry it up. ”
"Why!?" Bai Xuan turned her head when she heard this, pouted angrily, and said angrily: "Why should I wash your clothes, who are you!?" How old are you!? ”
"Didn't you say you came here to help me share the burden?" Chen Feng looked at her, full of puzzlement: "What, could it be that I misunderstood?" Or am I misheard? ”
Su Yunzhou and Bai Yifan were stunned for a moment, and then hurriedly replied at the same time: "Uh, no, no, you didn't hear it wrong, and you didn't understand it wrong." ”
After speaking, Su Yunzhou smiled at Chen Feng, and then ran to the bathroom thinking about it, and at the same time said in his mouth: "Share, share." Brother-in-law, if she doesn't go, I'll go. Hehe, I'll go. ”
"Wait." Chen Feng took out a cigarette, lit it, and took a hard puff. Stretched out his hand and pointed at Bai Xuan, and said, "I want her to go!" ”
In fact, Chen Feng deliberately wanted to reorganize the three of them, so there was such a play, although the three of them said it nicely, but he knew the purpose of their coming. It's just that I want him to heal Bai Yifan's arm, just say no, I have to be so hypocritical. Since this is the case, then Chen Feng has no choice but to follow their wishes and fulfill their wishes.
"Hey!? What do you mean!? Bai Xuan was so angry that her teeth itched, her face turned red, a pair of jade hands clenched her fists tightly, glared at Chen Feng, gritted her teeth and said, "Are you deliberately unable to get along with me!?" ”
"yes, I did it on purpose!"
Chen Feng exhaled a puff of green smoke, glanced at her lightly, leaned back, and said with a little surprise: "Oh my God, you won't have seen it just now, right!?" Then you have an IQ too. ”
"Hmph, I'm not going, you can still eat me!" Bai Xuan snorted coldly and said angrily.
Chen Feng glanced at Bai Yifan, smiled at Bai Xuan and said, "I believe you will definitely go, are you right!?" ”
Su Yunzhou and Bai Yifan looked a little embarrassed, and while looking at Bai Xuan helplessly, they kept winking at her.
Looking at Chen Feng's underbeaten appearance, Bai Xuan was angry in her heart, and she wanted to tear him apart. But when she thought of her brother's miserable appearance, she was speechless for a while. Finally, he glared at Chen Feng, gritted his teeth, and walked towards the bathroom with great reluctance.