"I'll wipe it, why don't you grab it?" I looked at him painfully, a bottle of my own urine sold for five hundred oceans, this product really dared to speak. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Or three hundred?" Lin Yun said bargainingly.

"Roll the calf, if you want the child's urine to use you, Lao Tzu can produce it himself, a bottle in minutes."

"Brother Camel, you can help me, I'm really short of money." Lin Yun said with a bitter face.

"Didn't your father give you 2,000 living expenses every month, which is not enough for you to build?" I asked, puzzled.

"Brother Camel, you are full of men and don't know that hungry men are hungry, you have Sister Xiaolin to support you, who will support me." Lin Yun said: "Not only does no one support me, but I also have to pay for others." Why is my brother more handsome than you, but he doesn't have such a good life as you, is God jealous of my appearance? ”

Lin Yun looked at the ceiling with a melancholy look in his eyes.

", talk to people." I have a black line.

"Brother Camel, can you lend me 500 yuan, the rivers and lakes are in emergency." Lin Yun coughed and said to me.

"What for? Declare in advance, I don't have a point to go to an Internet café for a night or something. ”

"My daughter-in-law and her mother are hospitalized, and there is a difference of 500 hospitalization fees." Lin Yun's face was sad.

"Tell the truth!" I glared at him angrily. Hospitalized can be five hundred dollars short, what about liars?

Lin Yun said with a smile on his face: "Your brother and sister have a look at a dress, and I have five hundred yuan in my hand." ”

"Say no and it's over." I took out five hundred dollars from my wallet and gave it to him, as for the girlfriend he said, I didn't take it seriously at all, this thing has been in love all day, but none of them have succeeded, which can be described as a bad love.

"Brother Camel, you are simply my own brother." Lin Yun sighed.

"Pay me back six hundred next month." I say.

Lin Yun's face immediately turned cloudy.

After the evening self-study, Han Xiaolin and I did not go back to the rented place, in her words, she wanted to experience the life at school.

I didn't object, anyway, it's the same for me to live anywhere.

After dinner, Han Xiaolin asked me to meet on the playground, and when I passed, she was already waiting for me with her hands behind her back, and when we met, she said that she would give me a gift and let me guess what it was.

I thought for a moment and said, "Rolex? ”

"Vulgar."

"BMW?"

"No taste." Han Xiaolin said: "Forget it, you can't guess if you can't guess, I'll show you." ”

As she spoke, she took out the hand behind her back, and when she saw the things in her hand, my heart was cold, and I said in my heart, it is better to give those vulgar and tasteless things.

Han Xiaolin was holding two cats in her hands, a black cat and a white cat.

She looked at the white cat in her hand and smiled: "I went to the pet store to buy it after class today, and it is exactly the same pair as the black cat. ”

I looked at my sister, and then at the white cat, I was in a dilemma, choose my sister, I can't afford to raise her at all, choose the white cat, I'm not interested, it's a headache.

In the end, for the sake of my own pocket, I reached out and stroked my senior sister's head, and said with a smile: "The black cat is so beautiful, let's stay with you, and it is more secure to eat and live with you." ”

"Meow." The senior sister had an indifferent expression.

We hugged the cat on the playground for a while, and then I went back to the dormitory, which was still warm in the house on a cold day.

"Brother Camel, you are too righteous, you know that I haven't eaten, and you want to get me a cat meat hot pot?" As soon as I stepped into the dormitory with the white cat in my arms, I heard Lin Yun beep with the bunk.

I looked up, and the guy was holding a copy of the Book of Burial and reading it.

"Eat a fart, this is a pet that Han Xiaolin gave me." I say.

"Brother Camel, we are all going crazy and poor, we can't afford to eat, you are still interested in raising pets, do you think I look like a cat? You raised me by the way. Meow. Lin Yun jumped down from the top bunk and prostrate directly in front of me.

Looking at his obscene appearance in small Nene, I was speechless with pain, and kicked him to the side: "Who do you rely on if you have no money, the whole dormitory counts your living expenses high, you look at your own virtue, you live like a beggar, and I don't know where your money went." ”

"He's all dedicated to love, we don't understand." Han Hao lost Lin Yun's words.

Then the two of them quarreled, Han Haocheng couldn't quarrel with Lin Yun because he was stupid, and in the end, he jumped off the bed directly, grabbed Lin Yun and said, "Go out and fight alone." ”

"We will all be teachers in the future, why are you so rude, isn't it good to chat, what do you do." Lin Yun said with a smile on his face.

I looked at Lin Yun speechlessly, there was such a strange thing as him in the dormitory, but it was not deserted.

"Yang Zai, what are you doing?" I saw Yang Yang reading a magazine alone on the bed, I reached out and pulled his arm, just a glance, the corner of my eye was twitching, on the surface it looked like it was a watch magazine, but the magazine was sandwiched with a yellowed diary, which was full of mechanical drawings, and I couldn't read it.

Needless to say, Yang Zai is studying his Qimen Dunjia again, the gossip of the five elements.

"Camel, do you say it's 'one' big or 'two' big?" Yang Yang opened his mouth and asked me a very strange question.

"This ...... It depends on what to say. I thought for a while and said, "If it's a ranking, of course it's 'one' old, for example, there are two children in the family, one is the eldest and one is the second." But if it's a number, it's two, and two dollars are better than one, right? ”

"You kid, why haven't you had an epiphany after studying for so long?" Yang Yang sighed and said, "Tao gives birth to one, life to two, two to three, and three to all things." All things are negative yin and embrace yang, and they are impulsive and peaceful. ”

"Well, big brother, who knows what you asked." I said with a bitter face. A young man under twenty tells you the Tao Te Ching, can you stand it? Seeing that Yang Yang was so idle, I whispered, "Yang Zai, please do something." ”

"I'm not available." Yang Yang didn't even look at me.

I said, "No, it's a problem for me, but it couldn't be easier for you." ”

"What's in it for you?" Yang Yang asked.

"What benefits do you want? Money or beauty? I looked at him with a smile.

"Ahem, I'm not interested in those, if possible, help me find a book."

"Deal." I asked, "What book?" ”

""Sanqing Qimen Jue, you help me pay attention, if you see it, just bring it to me." Yang Yang said.

"No problem." I agreed, anyway, there is no time limit, so I will look for it slowly.

"Then tell me about you." Yang Yang put down the magazine, looked at me and asked.

I looked left and right, leaned into his ear and said, "Help me make sixteen more paper figures, I urgently need my little brother now." ”