Chapter 1 I'm such a good person
In the end, Zhao Wei's first film - no other hatred, after investing a lot of resources in a huge warm-up promotion, with unprecedented results - zero box office, recorded in the history of film. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ο½ο½ο½Uο½Eγ ο½ο½ο½ο½
There is no one before and no one after us!
After seeing the zero box office results of this movie, the Internet suddenly exploded, and the dissatisfaction with the previous deleted posts and suppressed remarks exploded.
"Brother Banner is mighty and domineering!"
"In the history of film, the only zero-box office movie was born under your call, how much is Zhao Wei's psychological shadow area at this moment?"
"Lift the independence, pro-widow, and Goryeo sticks, and get out!"
Yao Yu also posted a Weibo: "Thank you for your support, the strength of our unity is irresistible, and I will start training next to prepare for a super weight-bearing marathon, thank you for your support!" β
"Support Brother Banner, Brother Banner is so powerful!"
As soon as Yao Yu opened the website of Guinness World Records, and was about to browse the specific information related to the ultra-weighted marathon, he felt a warm current surging through the tattoo of the zodiac altar on his right hand.
"Huh!"
He flipped over his palm and froze.
The Zodiac Altar actually flew out of the two-dimensional tattoo plane without being summoned, restoring the appearance of the three-dimensional altar.
"What's the rhythm?"
Yao Yu was stunned and said: "Could it be that this time the zero box office initiative can still have a bumper harvest by the way?" β
A cloud of virtual subtitles appeared above the altar: "Defend national righteousness, punish scum and traitors, gain popular support, and begin to harvest orange wishing power." β
At this moment, from the window of the studio, there are some wisps of light, almost transparent, light orange light constantly wafting in.
These light orange rays of light gradually converge from small to large, like thousands of streams returning to the sea, and the color also changes from light to dark.
After entering the studio from the studio window, these orange wishing power rays went straight to the zodiac altar above Yao Yu's palm.
From silk to strands, from strands to strands, constantly converge on the altar of the zodiac.
All the orange wishes that entered the altar disappeared in an instant, as if absorbed by the altar, and the color of the altar itself continued to deepen.
Yao Yu looked at the value that represented the wish power on the altar, which was constantly growing.
He smiled.
"Four, five, six, seven......!"
"At this pace, maybe I will be able to save up enough wish power today, and then I will summon this cowardly ugly cow and see what it can be used for."
"If it's really useless, then cut the fried steak and eat it!"
Yao Yu still remembers the tendon meat of the ugly cow in his heart.
At this point, the speed at which the Wish Power converged began to slow down.
"Eight wisps, nine wisps...... Nine strands of three filaments, nine strands of seven filaments, nine strands of eight filaments! β
He stared at the value that represented the power of the will, and silently looked forward to it in his heart: "Come on!" Don't stop! A little bit more is enough! β
As a result, the number still stopped at nine strands and eight threads, motionless.
"Hey!"
"It's just two threads away, what a pity!"
Yao Yu said regretfully in his heart.
At this time, there was information on the Internet about the three keywords of no other hate, Zhao Wei, and Yao Yu, and the search degree suddenly increased.
Some of Yao Yu's previous videos have also reappeared on the Internet, and for a while, his popularity and attention have skyrocketed.
Yao Yu was so anxious that he stomped his feet, and suddenly there was a faint and invisible orange wishing power, floating in from the window of the studio and converging on the altar.
With the appearance of these few wisps of wishing power, the value on the zodiac altar that represents the amount of wishing power jumped up againβone after another.
"Hahaha!"
"One share! A blush! Finally, I like enough of a wish! β
"You can wake up this cowardly ugly cow!"
Yao Yu was looking forward to it.
As his mind turned, the light orange on the altar began to fade rapidly.
Wisps of orange wish power emerged from the edge of the altar and gathered towards the ugly cow curled up in the corner of the altar, dozing and stunned.
As these orange wishes gathered on the ugly cow, the value on the altar that represented the amount of wishing power was also rapidly changing and decreasing.
With the blessing of the orange wishing power, the ugly cow's eyes were closed, but his limbs did involuntarily try his best to straighten, as if he was stretching his waist, so comfortable that he didn't want to.
"Nine wisps, eight wisps...... Two, one, one! β
Yao Yu looked at the decreasing value of wishing power, and felt extremely distressed: "This loser! As soon as I wake up, I'm going to eat my whole wishing power! β
"If you still don't eat when you wake up, then I must slice you and fry the steak, otherwise I won't be able to live up to my hard-earned orange wish!"
After a while, Yao Yu's hard-earned orange wish power disappeared and he fed the cow
"Moo!"
At this moment, a deep cow bass came from the altar.
The ugly cow opened its eyes and staggered to its feet like a newborn calf.
It shook its head, as if it wasn't quite used to the environment.
Bull's eyes glared, walked a few steps, and was about to start looking around, when he saw Yao Yu's big face pull forward.
For this big face full of desire at the first sight of himself, the ugly cow already has a psychological shadow, and the area is still not small.
"Moo!"
A sharp and panicked cow roar came, and the ugly cow staggered, stumbled with his left foot and his right foot, and fell directly on the zodiac altar again.
Yao Yu saw that the ugly cow had a tendency to faint in fright.
He dared to change his honest smile from the heart, and said in a soft voice: "Ugly cow, don't be afraid, I am a good person, otherwise this altar will not choose me!" β
"Zi Rat will not go back to self-cultivation and let you come out to take over, are you right!"
"Moo!"
The ugly cow looked at Yao Yu's weasel-like eyes, and his heart was still full of vigilance.
"You just went to the lower realm, and fainted because you didn't adapt to the environment, but it took me a long time to accumulate enough orange wish power to wake you up, you see, am I easy?"
Yao Yu poured out his hard work in a good voice.
Thinking that he had worked hard for a long time to accumulate a cloud of red wish power and an orange wish power, and all of them were contributed to the two losers, Zi Rat and Ugly Cow, his heart was so painful that he was about to shed tears.
The ugly cow was a little puzzled: "I was fine, wasn't I stunned by you?" β
"I welcomed you very warmly with my eyes, but you yourself are too timid!"
"Moo!"
Hearing Yao Yu say this, the ugly cow was also a little embarrassed, looked down at his hooves, and did not speak.
"Alright! You don't have to feel guilty, we are all in a group, and then we have to work together for the same goal - to reward the good and punish the evil, and accumulate the will! β
Yao Yu said magnificently: "So, you have to tell me quickly, after the altar is upgraded, the zodiac has changed from a rat to you, and there are any new functional changes." β
After saying that, he was full of anticipation and looked at the ugly cow with his eyes.