Chapter 6 The son of Yuandu, all eyes [Ask for collection, ask for recommendation votes]
After listening to it, most people almost couldn't hold back their laughter.
They are not stupid, they have long seen through that Jiang Hao is a few nonsense, but they just don't want to break it, and they think it's funny.
Jiang Hao is the same.
"Criticism, worthy of being the first table in the class, although the battle is five scum, but the mouth is the first in the class, we are ashamed!" many people quipped.
When Jiang Hao heard this, he instantly scolded in his heart.
Hey, why are you talking like this, be careful that I beat you up into yodelers!
But, having said...
It's all crossed, how can Wang Teng, the dog thief, be the first in the class?!
Nima's, it's so doggy!
Isn't that angry, you say?
Does he do that?
The class bell rings.
The crowd scrambled back to their seats.
The lecturer walked into the classroom with a book in his hand, stood on the podium, and looked down on the people.
"Before class, I have an important thing to say, which is about the 'coarse salt grinding' method that has been circulating on the Internet recently. ”
At the mention of this, the eyes of the entire class lit up instantly.
Because, this is a hot topic on the Internet recently, and almost all of them know about it.
"The teacher recently heard that there are many martial arts candidates who have gone astray after reading this post, and they have cultivated to the point that their foundation is damaged, and they have directly buried their martial arts careers. “
"I've read the original post.,Now that post has been deleted.,The way of refining the body described above,It's pure nonsense.,What can be done with coarse salt to polish the skin can enhance the hardness of the skin of the flesh.,It's simply a crooked way.。 ”
"There are no theories or cases to prove it, so don't believe it. The lecturer stood on the podium and said with extreme seriousness.
Jiang Hao sat under the stage, looking at the lecturer on the podium with a serious face, but he thought in his heart, "Hey!
Oh, it's so annoying, why should I be caught with the opportunity to be slapped in the face?
Hahahaha,
It pains me!
Hey, but will the teacher get angry and trouble me in the future?
For example, call the big brother of the underworld, intercept me on the way home, and educate me?
In the brainless urban cool articles I used to read, they were all written like this.
"But then again, there shouldn't be any student in our class who would be stupid enough to believe in that kind of non-metaphysical method, right? I heard that there are already several students in the next class who have practiced the method on the post, and their skin and flesh have rotted all over their bodies, and they haven't grown back yet, and the blood has lost a few points. ”
Later, the lecturer added a few more words.
"This is simply cutting off your own foundation, students must not go to study!" he admonished.
"Hahaha, teacher, you're thinking too much, that kind of sand sculpture method, it is estimated that only the brains that have been kicked by dogs will be stupid enough to believe it, right?"
As he spoke, many of the students in the class burst out laughing.
Jiang Hao had a straight face, his face was as black as the bottom of a casserole, and he scolded in his heart.
!
Laugh at the fart, when Lao Tzu soars into the sky in a few months, see how your face is beaten!
The morning time passed in a hurry, and the cultivation was all about the theoretical content of cultivating Qi Blood.
"Phew, Made, this damn theory lesson is finally over, and it sounds like a monk chanting. A boy stretched hard and complained.
"Liu Yao, the teacher has just walked a few steps, and he is careful that his words are heard. Banhua Colgate reminded.
"This teacher has no level in class, and he is a little exalted to say that it is 'monk chanting'. On the side, Wang Teng, who was packing his schoolbag, suddenly spoke.
Seeing the person who spoke, everyone was speechless for a while.
Presumably, none of you here spoke more convincingly than this big guy.
But a big guy is a big guy, and he really dares to say anything!
"By the way, there is no class in the afternoon, can everyone team up to open the black?" Liu Yao asked suddenly.
"Yes, I don't have a problem. Colgate said.
"Where's the god of sleep?
"As soon as the school bell rang, he slipped away. Someone said.
Liu Yao was speechless for a while, "Forget it, I'll ask him privately when I go back." ”
Then, he looked at Wang Teng again and said, "Big guy, can you team up to open the black together?"
"Where are you going?" asked Wang Teng.
Liu Yao said: "Old place." ”
"Dig a slot, the four heavenly kings of the five-yuan class are going to go out together, big news!" Just after school, there were still many people in the classroom who had not left, and they paid attention to this martial arts area, and exclaimed.
At this moment, Wang Teng suddenly turned his head to face Jiang Hao, "At the same table, do you want to open the black together?"
Jiang Hao, who was packing up his things, was stunned for a moment when he heard this.
He smiled and said, "You big guy is black, so I won't mix it with this scumbag, right?"
Liu Yao said seriously: "Eh, don't say anything, don't be presumptuous, although your Qi blood is only more than four points, and your strength is at the bottom of the class, but I know that this is all temporary, you have to recognize clearly, you are a big guy who can improve Qi blood by 0.1 in two days!"
"For that alone, you're 99.99 percent above the rest of the class. ”
Jiang Hao looked strange and stared at Liu Hao.
, why do you feel like this kid is mocking me?
"Besides, it's more interesting for everyone to open the black together than to practice blindly alone, right?" Liu Yao persuaded him.
"Okay, then I hope you won't laugh at me when the time comes!" Jiang Hao said shyly.
When Liu Yao heard this, he was immediately a little unhappy.
"Don't don't, don't talk about yourself like that, if you call yourself a martial scumbag, then wouldn't I be as good as a martial ash?"
Jiang Hao: "...."
Stone hammered!
This forced goods is to mock Lao Tzu,!
Sunny afternoon.
Yuandu Budokan.
This is the No. 1 Buddo Hall in the Yuan Capital, and now, three men and one woman stand at the door of the Budok Hall.
"Where's the god of sleep? hasn't he come yet?"
When Colgate arrived, she noticed that there seemed to be someone missing, so she asked.
"Could it be that guy overslept again?" she thought.
Liu Yao said with a smile: "He has already come, he has been waiting in the martial arts hall first, although he falls asleep every day in the class, but as long as he is not within the realm of the academy, he will never be sleepy." ”
After the assembly, everyone entered the martial arts hall.
As soon as he entered the interior of the martial arts hall, Jiang Hao was like a "hillbilly", constantly observing the scene inside the hall.
It's so exquisite!
It's comparable to the mysterious mother.
Suddenly, an exclamation sounded, ", son of Yuandu, Wang Teng?!"
Someone recognized Wang Teng.
As soon as these words came out, the entire martial arts hall instantly boiled.
"Where is it? I've always heard of Wang Teng's legend, and I've never seen what he looks like with my own eyes!"
"Wow, so handsome, worthy of being a man known as the son of Yuandu!" said some of the girls with their eyes lit up and excitedly.
"Look, he came alone, and the group of people behind him were his little brothers? No, there was a very beautiful girl, could she be Wang Teng's cub?"
Seeing this, the corners of Jiang Hao's face twitched slightly.
Oh, this is the life he dreamed of!
At this moment, he was extremely envious and jealous of Wang Teng in his heart.
"The very beautiful young lady is called Gao Lujie, who is the class flower of Wang Teng's class, and the boy next to him is called Liu Yao, the two of them and Wang Teng, and another boy called the 'God of Sleep', who is called the 'Four Heavenly Kings' by the people in their class. ”
"The four of them often team up together to come to the martial arts hall to open the black. ”
Someone who knows the inside story said.
"Known as the 'Four Heavenly Kings', then their strength must be very strong, right?"
"Isn't this nonsense? Among them, the weakest one is the one who breaks the eight, what do you say?"
“......”
"But then again, what about the little white face behind Wang Teng, he looks quite handsome, is he the 'God of Sleep'? But it looks a little weak!"
"Well, no, I don't know this person, I've never seen it in the martial arts hall, it's very unfamiliar, but looking at him like that, he has been with Wang Teng all the time, maybe he should be Wang Teng's servant!" the man said uncertainly.