Zhongnan Mountain and Nanshan, the holy place of Lv Dongbin and Grandpa Lu became immortals and attained Taoism, and it has been the authentic Taoist since ancient times. Can be contemporary Zhongnan Mountain. Although there are still many Taoist temples. It has basically become a commercial tourist attraction, and most of the Taoist priests are pretending to deceive tourists. There are very few true monastics. Only a pair of masters and apprentices remained in Chongyang Palace.

The sword and Holy Spirit Sword before Grandpa Lu's Flying Immortal was still enshrined in Chongyang Palace, although it had been a long time since anyone had been able to unsheath it. can be used as a Taoist treasure, but it is still coveted by many people with unscrupulous hearts.

At this time, at the top of Zhongnan Mountain, two elderly figures stood opposite each other, one was fairy-winded and kind, and the other was cold-eyed, and it was a little terrifying when you looked closely.

The kind old man is the master in this Chongyang Palace, a real person. The cold-faced old man is named Pang Jie, the "side" of the left side of the door

Bian Jie: "Zixu, don't talk nonsense, a top-level full set of health care in exchange for your Holy Spirit Sword for two days, okay?" ”

Zixu Zhenren: "Don't come to this set, I will replace the things at the bottom of the box for a big health care meal?" At least two meals. Otherwise, don't talk about it. ”

Side Jie: "Okay, okay, okay!" Two meals is two meals, the gentlemen are not short of money, hurry up and get the sword. ”

Zixu casually threw his sword to Pang Jie.

After receiving the sword, Bian Jie hesitated for a while:

". What does the Holy Spirit Sword look like, I don't know it! ”

"Zixu, don't frame me."

Zixu: "A broken sword will exchange you for two big health care." No matter how you count it, I take advantage of it, frame you dry hair! ”

"You're not stupid, isn't that more than an account?"

Bian Jie nodded:

"Yes. I'm not stupid. ”

"All right, old man. When I send the sword back and let my senior brother test it, let's go for great health."

"I'll tell you. I know a good place. That little girl is surging! ”

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Pang Jie introduced for half an hour before he happily went down to Zhongnan Mountain with his sword.

At this time. Twilight, the apprentice of Zixu Zhenren, ran up in a panic. Ask Zixu:

"Master, you have a lot of brains, don't you say that the Holy Spirit Sword is the goods at the bottom of our box? Why did you give it away?"

Zixu slapped Twilight on the back of the head:

"Why the are you like him, hurry up and cook, I'm starving."

Twilight was a little stunned, but it was right to listen to the master. I went to the kitchen to cook.

Next. Morning. The gate of Chongyang Palace was hammered like a tiger skin drum by Pan Jie. Zixu Zhenren ran out while pulling his pants, shouting as he ran:

"Don't knock. That's all I have. It's been going on for hundreds of years. It's also half an antique, if it's broken, can you afford it? ”

After hearing Zixu's voice, Pang Jie scolded:

"Dead old man. How dare you lie to me. I took your broken sword back, and my brother scolded me all night. ”

"Say I'm two B, my brain is in water."

"He also said that my brain couldn't get water at all. Because the premise of water intake is to have a brain. ”

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After Zixu Daoist opened the door, he leaned against the door frame and listened to Bian Jie introduce how his senior brother scolded him for being stupid. After listening to it for half an hour, I was really a little impatient to listen:

"You're boring, not boring. Why do you remember the words that scolded you so clearly? ”

Bian Jie thought about it and suddenly realized:

"Yes! Why do I remember what I scolded me so clearly?"

"No, that's not the point. You're a dead old man. You're dead! ”

Bian Jie spilled out three spirit runes, a fierce and vicious formula:

"Seven Killings of Heavenly Fury, Taoism Becomes One, Joy, Anger, Sorrow"

Even though the three evil spirits appeared, the evil spirits floated in the air, roaring at Zi with their teeth and claws.

Seven Killing Heavenly Fury: The method of cultivating the Daomen Sect Shu Ling Master. If a person has one of the seven emotions of joy, anger, sorrow, thought, sadness, fear, and surprise before death, then the soul cannot be exceeded after death. This method can domesticate these undead spirits for their own use. When summoned, it will disturb the seven emotions of the attacked person separately. It plunged into a state of headache and madness.

In order to practice the soul, the soul master did not hesitate to set up a situation and force people to commit suicide, in order to make people die with strong emotions. In the end, the soul is used for it, and it can be said that it is a great sin.

Zixu Zhenren was taken aback when he saw this:

"Fuck, what the fuck! It's daytime. ”

Subsequently, I suddenly felt emotionally out of control and dizzy. Hurriedly took out three Dao talismans, sprinkled them into the air, and calmed down:

"Daoji, Holy Thunder"

Daoji, Holy Thunder: An advanced thunder attribute attack skill in Dao arts, which has a bonus effect on the soul body.

The three Dao talismans were accurately pasted on the place where the three evil spirits were sealed, and then turned into a blast of thunder. Three evil spirits are attacked by lightning. Instantly curled up his body and didn't dare to move.

Seeing this, Bian Jie chuckled twice:

"Stinky old man, it's not bad, but I'm going to recruit another one?"

Bian Jie beckoned again, and another spirit rune was issued.

"Seven Killings and Heavenly Fury, Taoism and Law are One, Think"

A fourth evil spirit is also summoned, but controls four evil spirits at the same time. Bian Jie was also a little struggling.

The three evil spirits that were previously restrained also regained their mana when the fourth evil spirit was summoned.

Four evil spirits appeared at the same time. Zixu's mood at this time was seriously affected by the evil spirit, and his headache was splitting, and every second that passed, the headache deepened by three points:

"Big brother. You're hanging. Four? ”

Bian Jie: "Dead old man, you are just looking for death, but you have such a painful expression." I really enjoyed watching it! ”

Zixu leaned down slowly with his last consciousness, meditated cross-legged, 5 Dao talismans were put into his hands, sprinkled into the air, and the Dao talismans were evenly scattered around Zixu Zhenren, and then the magic knife was put into his hands, Zixu Zhenren bit his fingers, and the magic knife was directly inserted in the gap between his legs after being stained with blood

"Dao Ji, return my heart, the soul bundle magic array opens!"

Soul Bundle Array: An advanced formation in Taoism that can lock the soul from being perceived by the outside world. Specialized in a move that really captures people's souls.

Suddenly, the 5 spirit runes were pulled, and they began to rotate with Zixu as the center, and the four evil spirits that were summoned by Bian Jie could no longer feel the existence of Zixu Zhenren.

Zixu's head didn't hurt for the time being. Sitting in the middle of the formation in a consultative tone, he said to Bian Jie:

"Big brother, you killed me, you still don't know the Holy Spirit Sword, how can you find my big Chongyang Palace? . Can't we discuss it anymore? ”

Sideshow, nodded. I feel that Zixu's statement makes sense:

"Lao Tzu this time is based on virtue. It's okay if I don't kill you, take out the sword, but there is no more great health care."

Zixu: "I'll give you the sword now, and I can't prove that it's true, but your senior brother must know each other, right?" ”

Bian Jie hurriedly nodded. The oblique direction of gaze worship is 45 degrees:

"That's nature, my brother, but it's a half-immortal body. Knowing astronomy and knowing geography ......"

Zixu continued to consume true qi in his magic circle. I couldn't hold on anymore, so I hurriedly said:

"Alright, alright. Daisen. I know your brother is amazing. Can you put these four evil spirits away first, it's scary! ”

With a wave of his hand, all four evil spirits disappeared:

"For the sake of your respect for my brother. Say, what is the way you can let me take away the real Holy Spirit Sword without being fooled by you? ”

Zixu finally breathed a sigh of relief and said politely:

"It's not as good as this. You write an address. I directly asked the courier to deliver the Holy Spirit Sword to your door, and the recipient wrote your senior brother, so that it was directly identified by your senior brother, it was fake, and your senior brother couldn't blame you, right, that was his responsibility. ”

After hearing this, Bian Jie shouted:

"That's right. I still have to take it back, and. Even if it's fake, you can't blame me, and it's not my identification. ”

"Old man. What you say is reasonable, reasonable. That's it. ”

Subsequently. Bian Jie hummed a little song and went down Zhongnan Mountain again

Zixu sent Bian Jie down the mountain with a smile, and when he saw that Bian Jie had gone away, he turned around and ran towards the twilight room. Shouting as he ran:

"Fuck you, uncle, don't fucking sleep, hurry up and pack your things and run!"

Twilight looked at Zixu with sleepy eyes and said:

"Master. Don't make a fuss, there is enough water in the courtyard today. ”

"Let me sleep again, I dreamed again of the little sister we met last time we went down the mountain, and I met the little sister who sold purses. She smiled at me. ”

Zixu slapped Twilight's ass hard. Twilight suddenly woke up. Quickly got out of bed. Thinking about it, it shouldn't be. That pheasant that ate last night. The corpse was cleanly disposed of.

Zixu saw Twilight get out of bed, and he didn't bother to explain to him. Hurry up and pack your things.

Twilight is really anxious to see Zixu. I knew something was wrong. Pack it up too.

An hour later. The master and apprentice ran out of Chongyang Palace in a panic and ran down the mountain.

The master and apprentice ran in a panic for an hour, and finally arrived at Yong'an Town, a small town at the foot of Zhongnan Mountain. Twilight ran for a long time and was really hungry. There happened to be a steamed bun shop on the street, and a drawer of steamed buns just opened the pot. Twilight saliva blurted out unconsciously, and tugged at the corner of the clothes of the Void Daoist:

"Master, Master, do you smell the pork and green onions?"

Zi glanced at Twilight:

"You're a Taoist? understand？ I won't be able to install it. Can a cultivator eat meat as much as he wants? Punish you for an hour of meditation."

Twilight scratched her head, blinked her big eyes and asked Zixu, "What is dead?" ”

Zixu: "Roll out!" ”

Twilight quickly turned around and found a street corner to meditate cross-legged, meditating, and just about to recite the "Tao Te Ching" silently, before closing his eyes. I saw Zixu pull out his legs and ran to the bun shop.

Half an hour later, Zixu, who was full of wine and food, walked out of the bun shop. The twilight still doesn't move. Honestly sat for half an hour, which has attracted many onlookers.

Twilight now feels more like a psychopath. Zixu's face was a little unbearable, so he squeezed into the crowd, grabbed Twilight's clothes, and wanted to pull him away.

Twilight saw that it was the master who dragged him, but she didn't want to get up, and said to Zixu:

"Master, wait a minute, it's still a little close, the Tao Te Ching - Xiushan Chapter is over"

The crowd of onlookers who don't know the truth are already discussing:

"Is this a true Taoist priest or a fake Taoist priest?"

"What kind of Taoist priest, now the Taoist priests are rich in oil, how can there be such a thing, don't look at it, it's obviously two neuropathies."

Zixu's face really couldn't hold back, and he said to his twilight ear:

"The little girl who sold purses last time has just passed, and it's too late to chase after her!"

Twilight jumped up, shook his head and looked around, and asked as he looked:

"Where? Where? ”