"Su Yazong, stay! Please stay! ”

Huo Lei stepped up a few steps and stopped Su Mo: "Why are you in such a hurry to leave?" ”

Su Mo smiled: "I've received all the awards, why should I keep them?" ”

"That's not good, many people are just waiting to see your brilliant speech, but you just said a word, we must not be satisfied, isn't it everyone!" Huo Lei shouted at the audience, and sure enough, there was a "yes" response, all of them were a group of people who didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement.

Su Mo smiled bitterly: "Before I came, no one told me that there was a word count requirement for the acceptance speech?" ”

"Yes, no, but Su Yazong, your talent is famous, if we let you go so easily, won't we be blind?" Huo Lei smiled, "That's it, I'll interview you with a few questions, and I'll let you go"

"Good"

Huo Lei smiled thiefly, and the tried and tested artists in the audience secretly said that it was not good, and sure enough, her first question was very sensitive:

"Presumably many people want to know a question, Su Yazong, do you have a partner?"

I don't know how many newcomers in the entertainment industry are stumped by this question, say yes, it is estimated that a lot of fans have been lost, say no, it will be a black spot to be turned out in the future, but I want to see how the writer Su Mo, who has always been known for his wit, answers.

"Well, I can't say," Su Mo said with a smile.

Huo Lei came to the spirit, and he wouldn't let him pass the test so easily, and asked, "Oh? Why can't it be said? ”

"Because if I say yes, my female fan will be disappointed, alas, how can he have a girlfriend? But if I say no, my male fans will despise it, alas, such a big guy doesn't even have a girlfriend! ”

Su Mo's sigh was vivid, and his humorous answer caused the audience to laugh and applaud.

Huo Lei also covered her mouth and smiled, and said: "Okay, this question is over, the next question I ask on behalf of the majority of women, Su Yazong, what is your view of mate selection, do you value women's faces, figures, or her thoughts more?" ”

Many people secretly said that Su Mo, as a literati, would probably say that he values thoughts and inner beauty, but they saw Su Mo smile slightly and said:

"Face and figure determine whether I want to understand her mind, and mind determines whether I will veto her face and figure with one vote!"

The answer that was neither humble nor arrogant attracted applause from the audience! The fans of Su Mo on the second floor were very excited, and sure enough, there was no problem that could stump His Highness!

Huo Lei also secretly admired, and said casually: "What does Su Yazong think of me?" ”

"Well, you have a face, a body, and a mind!" Su Mo nodded.

"Really!" Maybe Su Mo was a compliment, but the words of praise still made Huo Lei smile like a flower, but then Su Mo's words made her pickle again:

"Hey, just listen to it!"

"Dare to love is fake!"

The two sang and harmonized, with a tacit understanding, and the people in the audience laughed one after another, oops, this Su Mo is really as funny and wise as the rumors.

Huo Lei looked at the laughing crowd below, pretending to be angry, and said coquettishly:

"You see they are all laughing at me, you provoked it, in this case, Su Yazong, you tell a joke at the end, the shorter the better, if it can make everyone laugh, I will let you go!"

"Huh? Telling jokes? ”

"That's right, Su Yazong, you are known as 'the best storyteller in Huaxia', it's not difficult for you to tell a joke!" Huo Lei smiled, "All the big names in the audience, don't be amused by him, otherwise I will be ugly!" ”

Su Mo was speechless, this is not difficult, there are so many people in the audience, so many old-timers, what kind of joke have they not heard? Just imagine, when a joke comes out, a group of people look indifferent, how embarrassing will this be?

However, Su Mo couldn't lose the face of the crowd, his eyes rolled, and he smiled inexplicably: "It's not impossible to tell jokes, I'm afraid you can't broadcast it."

"If there's anything you can't broadcast, you just have to talk about it!" Huo Lei thought that Su Mo wanted to find an excuse to shirk, and urged.

"Okay" Su Mo was slightly bitter, "It is said that once upon a time, there was a man who was forced into the palace because of life......"

As soon as he said a word, Su Mo stopped, Huo Lei was stunned for a moment, and asked, "What about below?" ”

"There's no more down there!" Su Mo spread his hands, looking innocent.

Quack, quack, quack.

The audience quieted down, the atmosphere was so cold, many people couldn't understand what it meant, but it was only a moment, and the male star in the audience suddenly burst out laughing, like dominoes, and almost all the men understood in an instant, I'll go, this is too connotative, it's fierce enough!

This kind of connotation joke can provoke people's laughter the most, the more men laugh, the more interesting they feel, laughing unscrupulously, women react a little slower, but they are all smiling, a face of introverts is red, extroverts laugh so much that tears come out, and there are also those who react slower, and they are also involved in it after being whispered and reminded by others.

Suddenly, the stars who swept the audience on the big screen were all smiling inhumanely, and the audience coaxed one after another, this lively scene can simply tear down the roof! And the funniest thing is that Huo Lei still didn't understand, looking at the laughing crowd, he was puzzled: "Why are they laughing when there is no one below?" ”

"Hahaha, it's so funny, this Huo Lei belongs to a giraffe, right?"

"I'll go, it turns out that Su Mo is also a joker, the Demon King! But why does it look so pleasing to the eye? ”

"This kid is so bad!"

"Oops, my stomach hurts from laughing, but I like it!"

"Husband, what the hell is going on, what's so funny?"

"Wife, let me tell you, isn't it ...... if there is no one below?"

"Haha, you men are so bad, hahaha"

……

The audience who watched the live broadcast was also very happy, and sure enough, where there is Su Mo, there is something to see.

In fact, this innocuous "meat" joke will not attract black artists to artists, but will make everyone think that you are approachable.

"Ah, I'm laughing to death, director, are we going to broadcast this one?"

"It's okay if the scale on the Internet is larger, it's very interesting, but if it's broadcast on TV, forget it," the director smiled, "By the way, how about the ratings?"

"Director, Su Mo's ratings soared as soon as he came on the stage, and now he has reached the peak!"

"Great, Su Mo's stomach is full of goods, tell Han Tao to go up and stop him again!"

……

On the stage, the male host Han Tao suddenly approached Huo Lei and reminded her, Huo Lei's face immediately turned red, turned around, covered her mouth and laughed so much that Su Mo was about to leave, but Han Tao stretched out his hand to stop it.

"Su Yazong, and I'm here!"

"Ah, didn't you say let me go?" Su Mo said helplessly.

"Huo Lei is letting you go, but I haven't spoken yet, Su Yazong don't worry, I only ask one question, and I'll let you leave, really!"

Hearing this, Su Mo shook his head and glanced backstage a few times, and Han Tao asked, "What is Su Yazong looking for?" ”

"I'm looking to see if you have a third host," Su Mo said seriously.

The audience just finished laughing, and was amused by this meaningful sentence, how can this person say so?!

"Don't worry, it's just me, in order not to take up more time, I asked directly, declare in advance, this question is difficult, it is a question that netizens have just come up with, I want to ask Su Yazong"

Han Tao's words aroused people's interest, although Su Mo seemed to take up too much time on stage alone, but the audience didn't care about this, as long as it looked good.

"The question of netizens is - why is the manhole cover round?" Han Tao looked at his phone and asked word by word.

Everyone plucked out their ears and couldn't believe it, what the hell is this problem? Why are manhole covers round? How does this explain physics? Humanities? History?

"Oh, this question is surprising enough, isn't this equal to one plus one, why is it equal to two!"

"The Treants must be speechless."

"It's hard to say, you can't think of it, it doesn't mean that others can't think of it"

"It's definitely not going to be difficult for Brother Su Mo!"

"Is it really good to be so difficult?"

"The entertainment industry, it's not too difficult, who made Su Mo so popular?"

Whether it was the audience or the crowd watching the live broadcast, everyone was waiting for Su Mo's answer.

I saw Su Mo groan for a while and replied:

"Why is the manhole cover round? Because if it's square, some people will ask why it's square, so the manhole cover must have a shape, right?! ”

The specious answer was full of wisdom, and everyone applauded loudly, especially his fans, who were about to wave off the fluorescent card in their hands, grandma's, His Royal Highness's performance was so amazing, and his face was full of face!

The old artists secretly praised themselves, not to mention the talent of this young man, and his on-the-spot reaction was also extremely good, how many of the younger generation could catch up?

"Can I go?"

Han Tao nodded, how dare he stop again? "Of course, Su Yazong's name is well deserved, please go down and rest!"

Su Mo waved his hand to the audience one last time, and then went down to rest.

(Happy noon, everyone!) ）