After the afternoon class, I was still bored in my seat, I used to take the initiative to study, but now I can't learn anymore, as long as I see something about learning, I feel upset, I have a headache.

In the end, I couldn't sit still, so I sneaked out of the back door of the classroom, and I ran out to the back door of the eleventh class to see what they were doing.

I, the teacher is in class above, the plane, steamed buns, Ah Liang, Yang Yang, four people sit in the back and play cards secretly, the professor sits on the seat and concentrates on reading the novel, the ostrich and a woman sit on the seat and touch under the table, Xiaobai is still listening to the lecture seriously, which makes me very surprised, only the first two rows of students in the class give the teacher face and look like they are listening to the class and learning, and the back is simply doing their own thing, the teacher doesn't care, anyway, this is a science class, it doesn't matter if you take the university exam or not, it doesn't matter if you study or not, As long as you don't get into trouble with your studies.

I squatted down, opened the back door a crack, whistled gently, and sat in the back of the plane, steamed buns, A Liang, Yang Yang, and saw me all of a sudden, and the four of them turned around and looked at me happily, and motioned for me to squat and walk in.

I whispered, "There's a teacher up there, don't dare open the door." ”

I saw Yang Yang raise his hand, and the teacher asked him to stand up and said, "Teacher, it's a little hot in the back, I want to open the back door." ”

"It's autumn, is it still hot?" The teacher asked rhetorically.

"Teacher, what's that, the steamed buns can't fart in the back, and they take off their shoes, the smell is so bad that we can't stand it."

After Yang Yang finished speaking, he looked at the plane and Ah Liang, and those people also fanned in front of their noses, as if there was such a thing, and I wanted to laugh in the back.

The steamed bun kicked Yang Yang vigorously and scolded: "I'll go to your uncle, your trick is really fucking bad, and it makes Lao Tzu really embarrassed." ”

Yang Yangle laughed, and the door opened in front of me, I was startled, and quickly lowered my head, for fear of being discovered by the teacher.

Then he saw that there was no situation, so he quietly moved in, and then sat next to Ah Liang, who happened to be alone, and in front of him was an ostrich and a woman he didn't know.

I watched a few of them play cards on the side, and they still had gambling money, they were really awesome, they dared to do this in class, sitting in the back, in fact, there was no difference with self-study, the students in the back rows, if they were not obedient, they were still talking, and sometimes they could fight, the teacher's mentality in class was really good, and they could still see it, I really admired.

I kicked the ostrich from under the table, and the ostrich turned to see that it was me, and said excitedly, "Why are you, when did you come here?" ”

"Leave me alone, when did you two start." I asked.

The girl shy for a moment, and the ostrich said: "In the beginning, not for long, ready for long-term development. ”

"Are you going to take it abroad?" I asked, because Ostrich said last time that he was going to study abroad in the future.

Before the ostrich could say anything, the woman sitting next to him was not happy and said: "What, you want to go abroad, I am grass Nima, you lied to me, and said that you will take me out to play after graduation and go to college with me, I am really blind, you get out of me." ”

After the girl finished speaking, she threw the book on the table, left her seat, and sat blatantly in another vacant seat, the teacher looked at the ostrich for a long time and said: "Some students pay attention to class, don't affect other students' learning, the range of movement is smaller, the voice is lower, this is the class, we are in class." ”

I hurriedly lowered my head, for fear of being recognized by the teacher, Ah Liang and the others also stopped playing cards for a while, and they were quiet for a while, and then continued to start.

The ostrich looked at me angrily and said: "Three, did you mean it, you did a good thing for me, you just deceived people, you are good, you sent me away with a word, I was harmed by you before I had a deeper communication with her, you compensate me, compensate me." ”

"What you said is good, what do you call me a scourge, it is you who scourge other people's innocent little girls, shameless people, and have the face to say me." I say.

"You care about me, who made her fall in love with me, who made me so handsome, who made me so attractive, do you blame me? Do you blame me? Is this something I can control? "The ostrich looks narcissistic.

"People are interested in your money, if you don't have a father who is an official, you don't have money, people call you a dick, and you can't even count as a dick." Ah Liang suddenly interjected.

"Is there a difference between dick silk and dick hair?" Ostrich asked.

"Of course there's a difference.,Bad pen.,Dick silk is poorer and sour than dick hair.,Just one.,You know.。

"I'm grass, Lao Tzu is rich, what's the matter, people like me, love me, you are envious, jealous and hateful, anyway, it's me who enjoys it, you can say whatever you like, life needs to be happy, take advantage of the opportunity now, I have to hurry, in case there is nothing in the future, then there is no chance." The ostrich looked intoxicated after speaking.

He just likes to be entangled with all kinds of women, it seems that he sees feelings very lightly, he hasn't met a girl, he will break up after a day or two, looking for the next target, there are many girls around him, no one has counted, in short, it can't be described in single digits, in his words, the speed at which he changes women is like washing hair, and every time he washes his hair, he remembers that it's time to change a woman.

I secretly sat next to the ostrich and asked him, "Ostrich, what happened to you after you and Zhang Li ran out after a quarrel on the night we drank at Ran Jing's house in Xiaowangzhuang." ”

"How can it be, the love between me and her is like playing the Three Kingdoms, it is really a long time together, and a long time must be together." The ostrich shook his head and said.

"You're actually with her again?" I asked in surprise.

"So what, it's normal for the two of us to be good, don't you want us to be good?" The ostrich asked me in turn.

"You two don't care about me, it has nothing to do with me, so I don't bother to care."

"Then you still ask, are you sick?"

"Lao Tzu asked what's wrong, I'm afraid that you will be taken a green hat, and you will be punished." I'll explain it right away.

The ostrich didn't speak for a moment, blinked several times, looked at me, and then said something classic: "She cuckolds me, I give her a red hat, no one suffers, no one owes anyone, grass!". ”

I immediately wondered and asked the ostrich, "What do you mean by a red hat?" ”

"You don't understand this, a woman carrying a man outside is a green hat, and a man carrying a woman outside is a red hat, it's as simple as that."

"Well, I've grown in knowledge."

"However, to be honest, I still like Zhang Li."

"I'm grass, you're a pen, people have cuckolded you."

"What's the matter, Zhang Li is kind to me, I can't forget it."

"Why haven't I seen her, what's wrong with you?"

"On the bed, can you see?" The ostrich seems to be really obsessed with Zhang Li.

I'm speechless, I really don't understand what the ostrich thinks, why torture so much if you love someone!