"Why did the Buddha have time to come here today, Taishang Laojun?" The pills didn't say, Nezha didn't ask, sat next to the pills, and looked up at Taishang Laojun.

Taishang Laojun threw a broken elixir at Nezha, and wiped the sideburns of the pill straight into the branch of the locust tree behind, and fell into a pitch-black hole.

A strange gaze flashed in Taishang Laojun's eyes, and then he returned to normal.

"Master, Father...... Why are you scared balls?! Maruko stroked her sideburns and complained with tears in her eyes.

"It's boring to be a teacher." Taishang Laojun held his arms and crooked his lips on the glass couch, his lips slightly curled, quite willful.

"Master, Father......" Maruko tugged Nezha's sleeve and began to wipe his tears, and said: "Ah Guan Guan, if I knew that Master and Father bullied Maruki like this, I would definitely avenge Maruko." ”

"Your family is busy during this time, so I don't have time to care about you." Taishang Laojun immediately opened his mouth to grab the white, and blocked the ball back with a word.

"Taishang Laojun......" Nezha stood up, looked at him with a faint gaze and said, "You reply to my words." ”

"Nezha ......" Taishang Laojun frowned, knowing that he had not succeeded in changing the topic, he sighed and said slowly: "Nezha, what do you think of the monkey's spell?" ”

"En......" Nezha hugged his arm, tightened the Qiankun circle, raised his slightly pointed chin, and said with extreme disdain: "It's good." ”

"Yes...... You've said it's good, it's pretty good. Taishang Laojun's tone was no longer a little lazy and casual.

Nezha's face was gentle, looking at Taishang Laojun, waiting for him to continue.

"Well, but what about his current situation, above the heavenly court, there are many more incompetent people than him, but he is only a Bi Ma Wen." Taishang Laojun said and picked up the fan with the purple bamboo skeleton on the glazed couch, and slowly unfolded it, covering his small half of his face, and he couldn't see the expression on his face clearly.

The corners of Nezha's lips pressed down slightly, pursed his lips, and said, "Laojun, don't talk about this, this has nothing to do with me asking the Buddha." ”

"Nezha, there are some things you shouldn't ask." Taishang Laojun curled the corners of his lips and said, "I also know why you don't want me to talk about Bi Ma Wen." ”

Taishang Laojun's tone became more and more somber, and in the end, the three words Bi Ma Wen almost gritted his teeth.

Nezha lowered his head, and there was a lack of vigor between his eyebrows.

"When I say this, you're angry, aren't you?"

Nezha's head was lower.

"The two relics of the female baby mending the sky, a spirit bead was born to you, and a boulder popped out of him. You learned from Taiyi, he learned from Bodhi, he is stronger than you, not weak. Taishang Laojun said solemnly.

As he spoke, he lay down on the glass couch with his head up, embedded his body in the glass couch, and covered his face with a fan.

"Now, you are the third prince in the heavenly court, and he is just a horse herder, Nezha, do you think it is fair?"

Nezha bit his lower lip, and his mind was full of the stupid appearance of the monkey that day when he was not afraid of the ground.

Although she doesn't like monkeys, she loves to hold on to grievances the most.

Although she thinks the monkey is annoying, she admires the monkey in her heart.

Heroes cherish heroes, Nezha still doesn't understand, but the Jade Emperor's arrangement of monkeys, she really can't get used to it.

"I'll go find the Jade Emperor!" Nezha finally made up his mind, called Hot Wheels, and flew to leave.

"Nezha, the Jade Emperor's intentions are not something you and I can guess." Taishang Laojun snapped his fingers, summoned out the horns, and the green bull stopped Nezha.

Taishang Laojun took the fan off his face, revealing a demonic ~ glamorous face.

His eyes are half demonic ~ charming, and he is full of firmness.

"What's more, Nezha, even if you can't get used to it, now is not the time."

Nezha was stunned in mid-air, feeling that he had pressed a boulder out of thin air, and he was uncomfortable.

"Taishang Laojun, what are you talking about, you are still shutting the door." A white dress walked out of the door, carrying a small package with a silver-gray python pattern, and a smile like a spring breeze on the corner of his lips.

"Aguanguan !!" When Maruko saw the comer, he immediately threw himself into the man's arms and rubbed and rubbed.

Guanyin lowered his head and smiled, scooped up the balls, held them in his arms with one hand, and threw the small package seemingly unintentionally and threw it onto Taishang Laojun's couch.

Nezha lowered his head and picked the lotus pattern on the Qiankun circle.

"Did you bring me something to eat?" Maruko asked, holding up a round face.

Guanyin's expression changed slightly, and he smiled awkwardly.

Maruko pursed her lips, extremely disappointed.

Maruko clenched his little fist and raised it to Guanyin's face, and said domineeringly: "You are not well-behaved at all, you come to see me once a month, and you don't bring me anything delicious, hum, it's really not cute at all." ”

Guanyin looked at the appearance of the ball, shook his head helplessly, reached out and squeezed the small fist of the ball in the palm of his hand and said, "Ah, here you go." ”

His hands were heavy, and the balls spread out his hands and looked down, and there was a small snack in his hand.

"Aguanguan is the best!" Maruko was content to nibble on the snack, completely forgetting about the little overlord just now.

After the balls were full, they rubbed their little belly in Guanyin's arms, and begged to be touched and smoothed.

"Come, tell Sù Ah Guan Guan, what did your master say to Brother Nezha just now?" Guanyin looked at Maruko and lowered his head and asked.

Nezha lowered his head and took an elixir in his mouth, and raised his eyebrows slightly.

"What did Master and Father say......?" Maruko tilted his little head, looked into Guanyin's eyes, and said, "Master said a lot." ”

"Then you can sue Sù Aguanguan that you remember." Guanyin said with a smile.

"But Maruko didn't listen." Maruko tilted her head, her eyes clear.

"It's really ......" Guanyin smiled with satisfaction at Taishang Laojun and said, "Although the balls are small, they are very sensible, and I am very relieved." ”

"You think this kid is stupid, but when it comes to big things, he is not ambiguous."

"So Maruko's father won't send him to you at such a young age." Guanyin said.

"It's the ninth day of the first month again." Taishang Laojun covered half of his face with a fan, revealing a pair of peach blossom eyes with spring, and did not say any more balls.

"So......" Guanyin listened to Taishang Laojun's tone, waiting for him to say something important.

"So, Ah Guan, you said I should not change a tear mole under the tail of my right eye, I looked at the picture book of the world two days ago, and beauties all have tear moles, I feel that I should look better and look younger if I add one!"

"Uh......" Guanyin was speechless for a moment, not knowing what to say.

Nezha lowered his head and thought, how did you say that?

By the way, it's only three seconds.

"What do you think of this, or like this?" Taishang Laojun stretched out his slender index finger and nodded at the bottom of his eyes, moved again, and continued to point, as if he was painting.

"Don't toss, I've been talking about the "Dizang Sutra" for half a month, and while I haven't forgotten it, let me tell you about it, and let you go to the distractions." Guanyin sat down with the balls in his arms and stretched out his hand to Taishang Laojun.

"No, you still forget it." Taishang Laojun shook his head again and again.

"No, no, no, since I'm here today, I'll tell you about it, you can listen to the balls, and Nezha ......"

"What's that, Master Guanyin, the Queen Mother sent me to Cha Sifan with my second brother, I'll go first." Nezha didn't wait for Guanyin to finish speaking, and slipped away on the hot wheels.

Nezha went to Tianchi.

The water of Tianchi is clear and bottom-out, cool and refreshing, which is just right for Nezha to want to hold an uneven heart at this time.

She jumped into the pool and made a huge splash.

After all, the water of Tianchi is not mortal, and it will not overturn the pond because of her every move.

The hair is spread out in the water, and the skin is hidden in the water, white and warm.

She stretched her limbs like a swimming fish, bypassing the lotus leaves, swimming to the depths of the lotus flowers, and playing with the koi in the pool.

After a while, Nezha himself was dyed with the fragrance of lotus flowers.

"Daughter-in-law......?" The monkey rode a cloud past the Tianchi, looked at the figure in the Tianchi, and immediately drove the cloud over, landed on top of Nezha's head, looked at her through the lotus leaves, and called out.

Hearing a familiar voice, Nezha poked her head out of the water, droplets sticking to her forehead, sliding onto her graceful neck, and resting between her collarbones.

The monkey swallowed a mouthful of saliva, his cheeks were slightly red, and he thought that it was indeed my grandson's daughter-in-law.

"Anyway, I'm not your daughter-in-law." Nezha looked up at the monkey fixedly, and replied to the monkey in a calm tone.

The red belly pocket, the clear water, and Nezha's lips and teeth are even whiter.

"Daughter-in-law...... Are you in the shower? ”

"Hmph......" Nezha glared at the monkey, took a deep breath, buried his head in the water, and disappeared.

"Daughter-in-law......" The monkey withdrew from the clouds, shrunk down, squatted on a lotus leaf, and stared stupidly at the calm water surface after Nezha disappeared.

The monkey thought, "My grandson, do you want to look for it?"

"Hey, why are you still here?!" Nezha swam back and forth, reached out to wipe the water droplets from his forehead, and found that the monkey was still there staring at the water stupidly.

"Daughter-in-law...... You're done?! The monkey asked aloud.

"I'm swimming, are you okay?" Nezha asked.

"My grandson doesn't know what kind of official he is, and he doesn't know what is going on." The monkey bowed his head and said, "But daughter-in-law, my grandson went to heaven just to find you, and you refused to go to the lower realm, so it's good for my grandson to accompany you like this." ”

After the monkey finished speaking, he blushed and scratched the monkey's hair.

"Monkey ......" Nezha called the monkey from afar, and said in a low tone: "Actually, you should go back to your Huaguo Mountain, there, it's good." ”

"Very good...... Daughter-in-law, did you promise my grandson to go back to Huaguo Mountain, daughter-in-law, are you from my grandson, daughter-in-law, come out and clean up our nether realm! The monkey looked at Nezha excitedly.

Nezha raised his hand and patted his forehead, thinking that he really couldn't sympathize with this monkey.

After all, people are stupid and stupid.