【089】Gillian's gift
I immediately said to Gillian: "Don't cry first, my brothers are here, I'll help you find out the person who gave you the gift today." ”
Gillian immediately stopped crying, this trick really worked, but Gillian said: "Third brother, you are deceiving yourself, obviously you gave it to me, and you still don't admit it." ”
"It's okay, you wait first, I'll help you ask." After I finished talking to Gillian, I looked at the brothers here.
The biggest suspicion is the plane, I first looked at the plane and asked: "The plane, as we all know, you chased Gillian openly, but you have nothing to do with Gillian, but with your feelings for Gillian, did you secretly give her a gift?" ”
The plane picked up the wine glass and said to the brothers: "Yes, I chased Gillian, but Gillian doesn't like me, I don't care, I like a person for a lifetime, even if I am asked to wait, I am not in a hurry, I just hope that Gillian is doing well, if Gillian is not good, if Gillian is not good, if I can help her, it is enough." ”
Gillian looked at the plane with emotion, and tears flowed down her beautiful cheeks: "Airplane, why are you so troubled, I know you are good to me, if the first person I like in my life is you, I will definitely be happy for a lifetime, but I like someone else, I don't want to hurt you, I'm sorry, the plane, it's me who is not good." ”
The plane also fucking cried, like being dumped by Gillian, who would cry like a tearful person when he just fell out of love, Mantou pulled the plane into his arms and shook it coaxingly.
"Airplane, can you give me a human life, as for it? Hurry up and answer the question for me, is it a gift you gave Gillian? "The Buddha hates a man's tenderness like a woman, which is well known.
Everyone thought it would be a gift from the plane to Gillian, who knew that the plane wiped a handful of tears, sat up straight, and said back to the man: "I can do something above board, and I dare to admit it, like that kind of sneaky gift to people, I don't want others to know that I can't do it, my principle of being a man is to love someone to understand the joy of love, and my love will shine when it sees the light." ”
"It's really good, this is the feelings of pure masters." Yang Yang danced and applauded on the side.
"Damn, what are you doing, make you happy, you sit down for me, and the plane, do you think you want to tell a declaration of love, it's so literary, what kind of plane are you doing? Just a simple question, you were wordy, and the third person asked you whether you sent it or not. The big Buddha took a sip of wine and continued: "If you don't want to speak, just nod and shake your head, if you can speak, just say yes or no, I find that you people are stupid in reading." ”
The plane said to Gillian: "I didn't send you a gift, really, if I give you a gift, I will definitely let the world know......"
The plane was going to continue to be affectionate, but was interrupted by the Big Buddha, who said, "Okay, okay, we all know, you didn't send it, the next one." ”
I pondered for a long time and looked at the ostrich, the ostrich is merry by nature, familiar with all kinds of women's temperament needs, especially with various means to win the hearts of girls, such as giving gifts This little trick is a means that ostriches have always used.
"Ostrich, what about you, did you send it to Gillian?" I analyzed it for a long time and then said to the ostrich.
"Third brother, no, I can actually rank second, everyone knows that I can't fight with Gillian, how can it be me?" Ostrich obviously wants to get out of touch with Gillian, except for me and Gillian who know that he chased Gillian, no one else knows, so he doesn't want everyone to know about it.
"Okay, ostrich, don't pretend to me, just send it, if you don't send it, you won't send it?" I say.
"How is it possible, stop kidding, let's ask the others, I can't." The ostrich refused to answer.
"Ostrich, are you a man, didn't you just slap you and disgrace you when I confessed to me, is it necessary to hold such a grudge and hold a grudge." Gillian told the story between them.
The brothers present were in an uproar, looking incredulous, I took the test, the ostrich actually liked Gillian too, and was slapped by Gillian, hidden deep enough.
Everyone looked at the ostrich, his face was very red, as if he was in hot pain when he was beaten, the ostrich lowered his head and didn't look at everyone's eyes, and the plane looked at the ostrich even more gritted teeth: "Ostrich, you turtle son, Lao Tzu chased the water and fire back then, but you secretly dug the foot of the wall for me, I fucked your uncle, you can do this kind of thing." ”
The ostrich was reluctant to hear it: "Airplane, how do you speak, at that time, you took your brother's money and spent it indiscriminately, let us just eat mustard and eat steamed buns, that's it, I didn't expect to chase people for three or four months, and I didn't even catch a hair, I was sad for you, I just thought what kind of species this Gillian was, so stubborn, if it was a stone like you, the face would have been covered with heat, I just wanted to try to see if I could take her down, but I didn't expect to be ......"
The plane laughed and said, "You're a dead skin, and you think you're awesome, aren't you calling yourself a flower thief?" Shame on you. ”
The ostrich was even more angry and only poured the wine into the stomach, and we listened to it with straight emotion, counting the merry Gillian, leading countless heroes to bend their waists!
"Okay, you two are failures, comfort each other, ostrich, did you give Gillian a gift?" I said to the ostrich.
"Third brother, I won't say anything superfluous, changing a woman like me is like washing your hair, it's once every three or five days, how could I hang myself on a tree, I didn't send it." Ostrich to everyone.
"Come on, just your virtue, what you said is good, I think you hanged yourself on Zhang Li's tree, I really don't know what good that girl has." The professor said coldly to the ostrich.
When it comes to Zhang Li, everyone has noticed the changes in Yang Yang's face, Yang Yang was also seduced by Zhang Li back then, Zhang Li is indeed attractive, as she grows older, she looks more and more sexy and coquettish, seductive and sexy lips, proud and firm breasts, slender and charming thin legs, and her sweet smile is full of temptation, how many people's hearts have been captured.
At the beginning, I didn't pay much attention to Zhang Li's dress, Zhang Li belongs to the kind of woman on the scene, she is very beautiful and charming, the more people praise her for her good looks, the happier she is, and what she values in her life is the return rate.
"Professor, shut up the fuck, what's the matter with you, what's wrong with Lao Tzu liking her, Lao Tzu is willing, a red flag doesn't fall, countless colorful flags flutter, isn't it? At least other people don't love me anymore, don't I have someone to rely on? The ostrich yelled at the professor.
The professor shook his glass at the ostrich, nodded and dried, as if he was making amends.
Who to ask next, steamed buns are even more impossible, his natural rejection of girls, he blushes when they meet, and it is even more impossible to do that kind of thing secretly, he has such a straightforward and heroic temper, and he is usually unkempt and grinning, how can he do such a small thing.
The professor doesn't have to think about it, he doesn't have enough time to study all kinds of problems, how can he have time to choose gifts, and the professor spends most of his time reading novels, especially fascinated, one night everyone slept, forced him to turn off the lights, he bought a candle to read at night, accidentally took a nap, his hair was lit, everyone smelled and slapped at his head, and then splashed water, his expression at that time was something that his brothers couldn't forget in their lives, and they talked about it with relish.
It is absolutely impossible for the remaining Ah Liang to be her brother, if it is really **, when Yang Yang met Gillian, the gift would have been given a long time ago, and it is impossible, only the Buddha is left.
"Big Buddha, it's up to you in the end, did you give Gillian a gift?" I asked.
"Haha, everyone didn't send it, so how could I be, I was arrested at the time, squatting inside, I didn't want anything, and I sent a hair." The Big Buddha told everyone.
"Big Buddha, we saw the love letter you wrote to Gillian at the head of your bed, you have already begun to like Gillian, although you are in it, but you can ask your little brother to help you arrange to send it." The plane said directly.
"Fuck you, do you need to let someone else chase me after me? Lao Tzu didn't chase Gillian first, otherwise I would have gotten along with Gillian a long time ago. The Big Buddha said in a big voice.
The plane stopped talking with a look of disbelief, and now all the people who liked Gillian were revealed, and everyone was thinking about it, but Gillian looked at everyone and started to cry again.
I looked at Gillian in disappointment and didn't know what to say, and finally stubbornly said, "Gillian, there's no way, I don't know who gave you the gift." ”
Gillian finally stopped for a while, and when she saw this result, she cried again: "You gave it to me, why don't you admit it, you like Ma Rong, why do you still give me a gift, I don't admit it after giving it, how bad I am." ”
Gillian continued to cry, but the words that came out of her mouth made me feel very guilty, I didn't step on two boats, my brothers looked at me and asked me to give an explanation.