Chapter 16: Hit Him!
Once, Li Yibai was still complaining about how this nameless fire could be such a small thing, but now when he saw this fire baby showing his skills, he instantly understood that he had really picked up a treasure this time!
Think about the fact that when the bicycle is burned by it, it becomes invulnerable, and I am afraid that even a crash can knock the other car's car out of a big hole. Doesn't this mean that all fragile items, after being tempered by the little guy, can become invulnerable?
Thinking of this, Li Yibai smiled and took out his Xiaomi mobile phone from his pocket and respectfully put it on the back seat of the bicycle.
"Babble, babble!"
The little guy naturally knew what the hell Li Yibai was doing, so he stretched out his fleshy little hand again, pinched and put it down, and several pink flames surged towards the mobile phone.
After a few seconds, the little guy withdrew his hand and looked at Li Yibai proudly, as if he had done something remarkable.
Li Yibai licked his lips and immediately took the phone back, and then looked around, wanting to get something to see what had become of the phone.
And when he put his eyes on the brick on the ground, Li Yibai smiled with satisfaction and walked straight over, ready to try his mobile phone that has been tempered by the little guy, how hard is it?
Coincidentally, Li Yibai raised his mobile phone and was about to smash it on the bricks, but he happened to be seen by a boy with eyes who came to pick up the bicycle.
"This guy is sick."
The boy with glasses was startled at the time, but soon he calmed down, maybe this kid was broken up by his girlfriend, and he was holding back a belly of fire in his heart, so he used his mobile phone to vent his anger.
But just thinking like this, he only heard "Peng" for a while, and when the boy with glasses looked at Li Yibai again, he found that the bricks were broken...... Broken in two.
"Damn, is there a mistake?"
The glasses boy's jaw was about to be shocked to the ground, saying that the last time his mobile phone fell from his pocket to the ground, the screen was broken, this Nima is knocking on the bricks, and the bricks are broken in two!
How awesome is this phone?
But that's not all.
When Li Yibai went out on a bicycle, he accidentally ran into the trash can at the intersection, and he just touched it so lightly.
The boy with glasses was shocked to find that there was a deep depression on the trash can!
On the spot, the boy with glasses was messy, and said to himself at Li Yibai's disappearing back: "I must be dreaming!" Yes, it must be a dream! ”
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On the way to Zhu Banxia's house, Li Yibai and the little guy chatted without a word, of course, they couldn't talk about it, after all, the little guy could only babble, and most of them were Li Yibai talking to himself.
Li Yibai looked at the little guy with a smile, "By the way, you don't have a name yet, do you want to give you a name?" ”
After hearing this, he was originally sitting on the handlebars admiring the thighs of the beautiful woman...... Oh no, the little one in the scenery immediately turned his head and babbled and screamed for joy.
Li Yibai nodded, "That's okay, Goudan, Gouyu, Ergouzi, you can choose one of these three names!" ”
The little guy's face suddenly fell, and he pouted sullenly, although he didn't know the specific meaning of these names, but from Li Yibai's cheap tone and expression in the bone marrow, he could also know that these three names were not good goods.
"The little guy is quite human." Li Yibai stopped teasing him, "Since you like babbling, then I'll call you Xiaoya in the future." ”
"Wow!"
Seeing that Li Yibai gave him a name so casually, the little guy immediately jumped restlessly on the handlebar, babbling in protest.
"What's the matter, aren't you happy to see you like this?" Li Yibai raised his eyebrows, and said in his heart that he couldn't cure you if he didn't believe it, "That's okay, or you can choose one from the dog's egg, the dog's leftovers, and the second dog, by the way, I'll add another one to you, Tiedan, how about it, buddy, I'm very good to you." ”
The little guy was even more depressed, and if he could speak, he would definitely want to say at this time: Not bad uncle! Why don't you call these names yourself?
Li Yibai smiled, "It seems that you still want to be called Xiaoya, I'll just say, how good the name Xiaoya is, you listen to me sing to you: I'm an ugly duckling, babbling." Look, how good it is! ”
The little guy turned his back to Li Yibai and chose to ignore it.
Soon, one big and one small rode to the gate of the family home.
Inside is a very narrow cement road, and for the convenience of access, the already narrow cement road is divided into two small roads by a road mark, the left is the exit, and the right is the entrance.
Basically, a small road can only be passed by one car, and it is impossible to pass a bicycle next to it!
Li Yibai didn't make any pause, and entered through the entrance on the right, but as soon as he was halfway there, he was blocked by a slow BMW.
Li Yibai looked left and right, there was no gap to squeeze out, and the sidewalk was blocked by several people, so he could only follow behind the BMW silently.
At this time, several people on the sidewalk were greeting the owner of the BMW.
"Teacher Yang!"
"You're back?"
"You go inside first, and then we will talk to you later."
"Lao Yang, you are a busy man, all kinds of lectures have not stopped, when you are free, we have to have a drink!"
Yang Jianren slowly rolled down the window and nodded and greeted the friends he knew around.
Li Yibai, who was following behind, also slowed down the speed of the bicycle, and even when the BMW stopped, he stopped the bicycle patiently and waited for the other party.
However, the owner of the BMW car seemed to be against him, and after saying hello, he still drove slowly.
Li Yibai suddenly scolded, "Damn, the greeting is over, and there is no car in front, so you can't drive faster!" Do you have to be slow? ”
I don't know if Li Yibai's complaint was heard too loudly or what's going on, the BMW car in front of him drove more slowly, and even stopped several times!
Yang Jianren, who was sitting in the BMW, looked at Li Yibai, whose face was the color of pig liver in the rearview mirror, and sneered.
Li Yibai accelerated for a while, slowed down for a while, and was tortured a lot.
And the people who greeted Yang Jianren before were all watching the jokes on the side at this time.
Some people have even foreseen that this kid accidentally crashed into Lao Yang's car, and there was a scene where the car overturned on its back.
However, these people don't know that Li Yibai's bicycle is not an ordinary bicycle, it is a bicycle that has been tempered by the heavenly fire of the fairy world, and who is harder than it, it really hasn't been afraid of anyone!
Li Yibai was angry at that time!
I'll your second uncle!
BMW is amazing!
Li Yibai asked himself, he is also a good and conscientious young man, people respect me, I respect people, now that someone has bullied him, then he still endures a fart!
With a bang, Li Yibai kicked the bicycle quickly and rushed towards the BMW in front!
The person watching the joke next to me is stupid!
Yang Jianren, who was looking at the rearview mirror triumphantly, was also stupid!
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