Chapter 57: Liar Maniac
That night, the crazy woman's house was blown down by a typhoon, but fortunately, people were persuaded to come out, otherwise the consequences are hard to imagine.
This typhoon came and went quickly. It began to turn on Monday afternoon and made landfall in Jiangzhou City in the early hours of Wednesday morning, and by Wednesday morning, the typhoon had already crossed the entire Jiangzhou territory.
Wen Li and the others sent the crazy woman back to the village, and the follow-up matter was handed over to the village to deal with.
Although the typhoon has passed, a lot of work has just begun, such as statistical reporting of the disaster situation and distribution of relief materials.
Riverside workstation, Dumb is sitting on the chair and napping, he didn't sleep all night last night, at this time the typhoon has passed, what disaster statistics and the like, he left it all to the village cadres to do, and he was lazy in the office, ready to sleep beautifully.
He was calm in his heart: the leader must be very busy at this time, busy reporting visits and condolences, and no one should know about sitting here and sleeping.
He had just been dazed and a little sleepy, but there was the sound of high-heeled shoes at the door, and he didn't bother to pay attention to it. The man walked into the office,
"Dead pig, you actually sleep during work hours, and the efficiency is here?" But it was Mu Tian's voice.
"Don't make noise, I'll sleep." Dumb and ignorant, knowing that she lied to herself.
"Hey, it stinks." Mu Tian said, stirring his nose a few times, only to see Dumb squinting, half-leaning on the chair, taking off his shoes, and resting his feet on the desk. She was annoyed for a while: after she came back, she went to the room to change into a beautiful dress and sprayed perfume, and then came to see him, who knew that this guy didn't even look at herself, and put her feet up.
Mu Tian pushed a dumb chair, but she didn't move, and she wanted to leave directly angrily, but she was unwilling, so she had an idea, grabbed a piece of her own hair, and poked it back and forth on Dumb's face.
"Okay, I'm scared of you, I won't sleep here, I'll go upstairs to sleep in the dormitory, it's okay." Dumb was so tired of being harassed that he had to get up and prepare to go upstairs.
When he stood up, he saw Mu Tian, but his eyes lit up: the blue dress was fluttering, his chest was bulging, his arms were white, his eyes were wide, his mouth was pursed, and he was slightly angry. The drowsiness faded a little, and I couldn't help but admire the beautiful colleagues who came to the door
"Ah, this typhoon has just blown, and you are dressed up so beautifully." Dumb said with a smile.
"Why?" Mu Tian was praised by him, turned his head embarrassedly, and quickly turned back, but the anger on his face disappeared a little, "You can talk nonsense, I don't dress up, what does it have to do with the typhoon?" “
"Why doesn't it matter? I was in a daze just now, and I thought that the typhoon suddenly brought me a big beauty. ”
"Hmph, it's less stinky and beautiful. Talking nonsense again," Mu Tian said, and really stretched out his foot to kick him, but he revealed a piece of white thighs, which was originally a lady's attire, but she made a savage move, and Dumb's heart was hot, and her eyes stared at her thighs retracted.
"Don't worry about it, dumb, I have something to ask you." Mu Tian saw that his eyes were not good, so he hurriedly got to the point.
"Uh, just ask."
"Then you have to promise, you must tell me honestly, don't lie to me." Mu Tian said seriously.
"Okay."
"Ugh. Otherwise, if you swear not to lie to me, I still won't be able to believe you. ”
"If you like to ask or not, why should I swear." Dumb shook her head amusedly, not knowing what she wanted to ask.
"I just want to ask you, how did you persuade that crazy woman to come out yesterday evening? No one else can persuade her, you went, and she was persuaded out at once, and she listened to you very much, and she looked very good to you. Mu Tian said while looking at Dumb, this question had been bothering her for a night, and when she returned to the workstation, she changed her clothes and came to ask again.
"You want to know?" Dumb paused deliberately.
"En," Mu Tian nodded hurriedly, his eyes wandering, looking like a curious baby.
"Because I told her."
"Huh? In a word, she came out with you? What did you say to her? Oh, you can say it quickly. "You really want to know?"
"Yes."
"So I said it?"
"Okay, let's talk about it."
At this time, Wen Li happened to walk by the door of Dumb's office, and vaguely heard the conversation between the two, she didn't mean to eavesdrop, in fact, she was as curious as Mu Tian in her heart, and she wanted to know the answer, but she couldn't pull down her face and ask Dumb like Mu Tian.
"Come here, don't tell anyone." Dumb pretended to be mysterious, and he decided to play tricks on Mu Tian to retaliate for her disturbing his sleep just now.
"Well, okay," Mu Tian really put his ear next to his mouth, only a few centimeters away.
The mouth was so close to the face of the female colleague, Dumb lost his mind for a while, but fortunately he still held it and didn't take the opportunity to mess around, but he deliberately made a false kiss action, but he didn't really touch it. But the hot breath from his mouth was already spraying on her ears. Dumb's intentions were exposed, Mu Tian was curious about the answer to his question, and he didn't have time to pursue his small actions.
"I told the crazy woman: Mu Tian, the resident cadre of this Aoyi Village, is my girlfriend." After he finished speaking, he thought that Mu Tian would be furious and scold herself, or simply hit someone, but who knew that she ran away in a panic.
Dumb was depressed: [Why is this reaction?] Do you really believe it? What kind of IQ? Do you believe this kind of thing? ]
Mu Tian actually knew that he was talking nonsense, but when he heard Dumb say that, he was still inexplicably flustered, and couldn't help but run out, just in time to see Wen Li standing not far away, her face turned red, and she hurriedly ran back to the office, and even forgot to say hello.
Mu Tian sat alone in the office in a daze, and remembered Dumb's frivolous words with palpitations: "Mu Tian is my girlfriend." She bit her lip, angry, annoyed, and a little excited, [this guy knows nonsense and will never pay attention to him again.] But I couldn't help but think of the events of yesterday evening: when he was most helpless and frightened, he stepped forward and solved the matter without danger.
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After Mu Tian ran away, Dumb slowly realized that he might have gone too far in his joke, so he took the initiative to go to her office and saw her sitting there alone.
"Mu Tian, what about a person?"
"Well, what's the matter?" When Mu Tian saw him come in, he was obviously a little flustered, and a little curious: what was he doing in his office?
"Just now, I'm sorry, I went too far with my joke, don't be angry." Dumb apologized seriously.
"It's fine." Mu Tian said so, just now he knew that he was joking, but she was a little disappointed in her heart, she couldn't figure out why she felt like this, he came over to apologize, and explained that he was joking, he actually felt like this,
[This guy is not hanging, he is not enterprising, he has no culture, no taste, no talent, no ability, no money, no background...... Well, it's frivolous nonsense and no hygienic ...... Uh, I still like to play scoundrels, and I have a lot of shortcomings, I obviously hate such boys, but his joke, why do I panic? Mu Tian was thinking about it there, but was interrupted by Dumb's words later.
"Actually, I did say something to the crazy woman," Dumb looked serious this time, not like a joke, "I told her: You listen to me, I will take you to meet your son." ”
"But, she's a madman, can she understand what you're talking about?" I don't know why, this time, Mu Tian immediately believed that what Dumb said was true, but he still asked.
A crazy woman, a mother who hasn't seen her son for more than ten years. Mu Tian remembered her chattering mother at the moment. Dumb sighed: If I had a mother, it would be great.
"You liar, you can't bear to lie to her like this?" Mu Tian complained, then sighed again, and continued, "Hey, she's a madman, the situation was urgent, and you had no other way. Actually, I can't blame you for this, if it weren't for you, I don't know what would have happened, her house collapsed last night......"
"I didn't lie to her." "I'm not a liar, and she's not crazy." Dumb said as he walked out of the office without explaining anything more.