Chapter 191: The End
I don't know if Su Mo is too lucky, or if God always likes to joke with him, he casually clicked on a student, but it turned out to be a master who didn't give him face.
"Well, I'm also a fan of Mr. Dong, may I ask you a question?" A stocky boy with thick glasses asked, a little shyly.
"Of course, you can ask," Dong Yu said.
Well, I don't have anything to do, Su Mo is happy and relaxed on the side.
"Teacher Dong, you also see that my appearance condition is very bad, and I don't have a girlfriend until now, I am desperate for myself, I want to ask you, do people like me deserve love?"
Why is it that all of them are love, love, and can't discuss a little philosophical question? Su Mo was a little speechless, and said secretly, if I am asked to answer this question, I will ask, may I ask this classmate, do you look like your father? If yes, it's easy to do, you have the answer to this question, without love, where did you come from? If not, hum, give it to Dong Yu to answer.
Of course, this is a joke, of course Dong Yu will not be so unreliable, she almost didn't think about it for long, and said gently: "I want you to know that in this world, there is always someone waiting for you, no matter when, no matter where, anyway, you know that there is always such a person, and you will meet her, definitely!" ”
Su Mo sighed incomparably, the talented girl speaks tactfully, these words can actually be summed up as you wait, follow the fate.
The crowd applauded warmly, and then the scene fell silent, because Su Mo stood there, motionless, not speaking, not naming names, everyone looked at each other.
Seeing this, Su Mo smiled bitterly: "Who else wants to ask Teacher Dong a question, stand up and ask yourself, I don't want to order it, so as not to hurt my self-esteem."
Sigh~
Everyone laughed, it turned out that Mr. Su was "jealous"!
made a little joke, Su Mo didn't plan to talk to them for too long, his face became more serious, and said, "Because of time constraints, I can only answer two more questions, who will come?" ”
As soon as he said this, the students became nervous, and one by one they raised their hands high, and Su Mo saw a male classmate yelling at a glance, so he ordered him.
Sure enough, this male classmate did not disappoint everyone, and asked a very realistic question: "Teacher Su, you are a genius, and you are already a Wenzong admired by everyone at a young age, but the reality is that there are many students who graduate from the Department of Literature every year, and how many people become famous because of writing in the end?" How many people make money from writing? Although I myself am a student of the Faculty of Letters, I have shaken my belief these days, in this era when I have studied mathematics, physics and chemistry well, and I am not afraid to travel all over the world, is literature really useful? Do we really use it in our daily lives? I think it's okay to learn common words in primary school, and it doesn't matter if you learn any poems and songs in the back, anyway, in the end, you can't match firewood, rice, oil and salt! ”
As soon as this shocking remark came out, the faces of the teachers and professors of Baoda all changed, but they didn't expect such an alternative and rebellious student to appear among the students! The point is that the questions he asked were too sharp, indeed, people who graduated from the Department of Literature generally went to become teachers or editors, and there were too few people who could become famous writers.
Then it depends on how Su Mo answers, many people thought that he might make a long speech, but he just groaned for a while and asked, "May I ask this classmate, do you have a girlfriend?" ”
Everyone was puzzled, but the male classmate replied honestly: "I have, does this question have anything to do with my question?" ”
Su Mo nodded and said with a smile: "Then please imagine such a picture, you and your girlfriend watching the sunset on the beach, the sunset floats on the sea level, sprinkling orange-red light, dyeing the blue sea water into kumquat, flocks of seabirds pass in front of you, flying freely towards the beautiful glow, please summarize the picture I said in one sentence!" ”
Su Mo used so many suggestive words that the male classmate almost blurted out: "The autumn water is the same color as the sky, and the falling sun and the lonely bird fly together!" ”
Su Mo clapped his hands violently and said with a smile: "That's right! This is the use of literature, just imagine, if there is no literature, in the face of such a beautiful scenery, you can only say, 'Ah, what a beautiful sun, so many birds!' Look at it, the artistic conception of love is completely gone."
Such a humorous explanation caused the audience to laugh, and they all praised Su Mo's wit, this male classmate sat down thoughtfully, scratched his head and thought for a long time, and suddenly came back to his senses, am I fooled?
Yes, in the face of his question, Su Mo's answer cleverly adopted the tactic of avoiding the truth and taking it lightly, but it was too late for this person to remember.
The last question, everyone wants to grab this place, Su Mo is also selfish, and he did not hesitate to order a person from his own fan group, a beautiful girl.
This girl is also powerful enough, and asked directly and domineeringly: "Teacher Su, will you find a treasure island girl to be your girlfriend?" ”
Suddenly, whistles and shouts flew together, and this kind of intimate matter was the most enjoyable.
Su Mo really couldn't cry or laugh this time, and replied: "This, I can only say that it's fate!" ”
He wanted to easily avoid this problem, but the girl held the microphone and replied directly: "So, I also have a chance, Mr. Su, my phone number is ......"
Good guy, this girl is from the Women's Army, she is tough enough, I heard that she directly asked Su Mo in public, and the biggest laughter rose in the audience, all of them didn't think it was a big deal, and shouted in unison, "Promise her, promise her!" ”
Su Mo is not a hungry ghost in the middle of the color, he wants to be his fans, only to step down in embarrassment, and tonight's speech is really over.
In order to avoid being surrounded, after stepping down, he quickly fled under the protection of the school, otherwise he would have to sign in until midnight just by signing his autograph!
And an even more amazing scene happened, at the moment when the lecture ended, there were many people in the crowded venue who squeezed forward desperately, people thought that these people wanted to catch up with Su Mo, but soon found that their target was the podium!
"! Mr. Su's manuscript! "Someone suddenly realized!
More people have come to their senses, grandma's, it is a classic manuscript with two classic poems written on it, and it is of unparalleled value!
"Rush!"
"The manuscript is mine!"
"Leave me one!"
"Death to those who stand in my way!"
……
What stunned and embarrassed the school happened, the students who have always been polite and polite were crazy at this time, scrambling to squeeze onto the podium one by one, you pull me, foul language continues, scuffle, the seemingly solid podium is like a piece of fresh flesh and blood, and countless "zombies" rushed nearby, and the podium was pushed down and submerged in the blink of an eye, and it was torn apart.
"Haha, I got one!"
"I have half one!"
"I have two!"
…………
Today is the day for the mainland exchange delegation to go back.
At the airport, they were seen off by at least three times as many people as when they came, and soon, a plane took off from Taipei, and after several hours of flight, landed in the capital, and thus the trip to the treasure island came to an end.
At the airport they received the grandest welcome! As soon as I came out of the exit, I looked at all kinds of pick-up signs, and more than four-fifths of them welcomed Su Mo.
He was originally a very popular celebrity, coupled with the spread of the video of the trip to the treasure island in China, his brave style of fighting Bai Xian, and the charm of his big speech, once again conquered domestic netizens, because Su Mo won a big face for the mainland.
No, as soon as he got off the plane, Su Mo was surrounded by three layers inside and three layers outside the human wall, his whole body was covered with flowers, and there were countless small gifts, and he had to be helped by others, which was really envious.
Su Mo felt very warm and satisfied, but also tired, he just wanted to go home now and stay with his beloved.
Soon, he directly said goodbye to Tang Guosheng and the others, and got into the car that Liang Bing drove to pick him up.
However, when he sat in the car and looked at the speeding street scene, he was about to take a nap, but suddenly received a text message on his mobile phone, which was actually sent by Dong Yu, a very simple sentence:
"You write me a poem, you want to be extremely beautiful, and I won't pester you anymore in the future"
(Like it or not, it is undeniable that Lin Yu is the most discussed character in the book, I have never forgotten her, and it is time for her to appear, alas...... Well, now that the trailer is over, if you like the book, please let me see your support! Thanks! )