"You say you're done?"

After Zhu Fengyun was stunned for a short time, he sneered: "Su Wenzong, are you sure that your poem meets my three requirements?" ”

Just kidding, these three requirements are so difficult, especially the third request, it is simply a stroke of genius, that is, to give Zhu Fengyun himself a year, he estimates that he will not be able to make poems that meet the requirements, and now how long has it been, Su Mo said that he had done it? !

Su Mo was also impatient, and said loudly: "Don't you know if I read it?" Listen up! The country is general, the inoue are black holes, the yellow dog is white, and the white dog is swollen! ”

As soon as this poem came out, everyone quieted down, Su Mo looked at Zhu Fengyun, who was completely stunned, and asked, "May I ask Zhu Wenjia, did this poem take more than that?" ”

"No," Zhu Fengyun came back to his senses and said bitterly.

"Does there a snow word appear in this poem?"

"No" Zhu Fengyun lowered his head, not daring to look at Su Mo's eyes at all.

"Does this poem include your two dogs?"

“… "He looked at the two dogs, one yellow and one white, at his feet, and his teeth were about to be crushed.

"Hehe" Su Mo chuckled, "So, the last question, is this poem Yongxue's?" ”

Zhu Fengyun is completely speechless, is this poem Yongxue? Absolutely! Although this poem is a limerick poem, the language is shallow and vulgar, but on the contrary, the snowfall, the scenery covered in silver is very vividly described, it can be described as a classic snow song that takes the edge of the sword and finds a new way!

I heard that this limerick poem is the first limerick poem in the history of the previous life, which was written by Zhang Dayou in the Tang Dynasty, but now historical data prove that this poem is not a Tang poem at all, and there are many arguments, one of which is obvious that the word "hole" was not available in the Tang Dynasty at all, but only existed in the Ming and Qing dynasties, and belonged to the words derived from the national cultural exchanges during the Yuan Dynasty, and there are quite a lot of similar words, such as "pimple" that people often say now, which is a word that only appeared in the Qing Dynasty.

No matter what, there is no such famous limerick poem in this world, since Zhu Fengyun took the initiative to hit the muzzle of the gun, Su Mo couldn't help pulling the trigger.

While!

This is the sound of a teacup hitting the table, Zhu Fengyun looked up, but it was Su Mo who put a teacup in front of him, and the meaning was obvious.

Zhu Fengyun's chest rose and fell, how unwilling he was, but the human and material evidence around him gave him no chance to regret it, he could only stretch out his trembling hand and pick up the teapot and pour a cup of tea, then handed it to Su Mo respectfully with both hands, bowed down and said, "Disciple... Disciple wishes Fengyun, bye, meet Master Su! ”

Although the slap in the face was successful, Su Mo didn't have a sense of accomplishment at all, it seems that Zhu Fengyun didn't enter Su Mo's magic eye at the beginning, uh, let's hurry up and eat fish!

I saw Su Mo stretch out his hand to take the tea handed over by Zhu Fengyun, but he didn't drink it, put it down casually, and said, "Be good!" You're good to go! ”

Zhu Fengyun almost died of anger, and was said "good" by someone who was ten years younger than him, this is the biggest insult!

"You... You... You! He was so angry that he couldn't speak.

Su Mo ignored him, stood up and left the pavilion directly, pulled Bai Zhengye to the side and said, "Are you satisfied?" ”

Bai Zhengye nodded heavily, satisfied, so satisfied! Su Mo not only showed her face, the plot is so bizarre, and the poems are so good, this topic is very topical!

But Su Mo said: "I have two requirements, first, today's incident can be sent out as a photo news at most, I don't want to see any official video leaked out......"

"Huh?" Bai Zhengye was very embarrassed, he didn't let him post such a good video, he just thought of a variety of ways to plan and edit, just waiting for it to catch fire.

Looking at his entangled and reluctant look, Su Mo said: "If you can't agree to this condition, then I refuse Qiantang TV to report all the news about me today!" ”

"Okay" so, Bai Zhengye only reluctantly agreed.

"Be content, I'm volunteering to act, just for you a fish!"

Bai Zhengye thought about it, it was a great surprise to meet Su Mo unexpectedly today, what else did he want to ask for, so he smiled and said: "Su Wenzong is right, so what about the second request?" ”

"The second request? Of course, hurry down and prepare the West Lake vinegar fish! Su Mo laughed.

"Haha, I'll arrange it right away!"

…………

Somehow, a topic on the Internet is very hot now!

"Please write a poem based on the following three requirements:

First, write in 10 seconds

Second, the word 'snow' cannot appear in the whole poem

Thirdly, the image of the 'dog' should appear in the poem."

Such an interesting topic has aroused heated discussions among countless netizens, but almost everyone thinks it is too difficult!

"These three requirements are too difficult to restrict, and they can't be done at all!"

"yes, I've been thinking about it for an hour, and I'm not inspired at all."

"Even if we ignore the first restriction, the last two requirements are extremely difficult, it's obviously a snow poem, but the word snow can't appear, so I'll put up with it, but it's related to the dog, what kind of stalk is this?"

"Outrageous demands, I don't believe anyone can make these three demands"

"Ditto, Li Bai and Su Shi are probably helpless!"

……

When this question succeeded in attracting attention, the answer emerged!

"Damn, someone really made a poem that meets the requirements! Su Mo, a god-like existence! ”

Netizens rushed over bloodthirstily and clicked on the post, only to find that this was a news documentary, which was the interesting meeting of Su Mo and Zhu Fengyun on the bank of West Lake.

"The yellow dog is white, the white dog is swollen, I damn it, these two sentences are simply the finishing touch!"

"There is no snow in the whole poem, but snow is written everywhere, and I seem to see the scene of a snowy day"

"This poem is not beautiful, but it is better than the word 'fun', which is wonderful."

"Alas, sure enough, the people in this world who can stump Su Wenzong have not yet appeared"

"Your Highness is mighty!"

"I should have thought that if there was anyone in this world with such quick wit and talent, it would be the Tree Man."

"They're on the edge of the West Lake, and it's beautiful in winter?"

"Of course, the remnants of the snow on the broken bridge are really beautiful"

"No, I must go to the place where Brother Treant sat down!"

"I want to take a picture!"

"Forming a group!"

……

A small poem pushed Su Mo to the forefront again, and the reputation of the beautiful scenery of the West Lake almost resounded throughout the country at once, and the number of tourists increased by more than two or three times.

Who knew that things had fermented for two days, and there were dramatic changes, because the appearance of Su Mo led to a large increase in the number of tourists in the West Lake, so there was a whimsical idea of a scenic spot, and he took the initiative to Aite Shuren Su Mo on the official website, stating that Su Mo only needs to enjoy his face to their scenic spot to see, if it is convenient, leave some good stories and the like, everything in the scenic spot is free, and the food and accommodation are also discounted!

For a time, many scenic spots across the country have learned from each other, and everyone has been on Weibo, and the treatment is better than the other, so netizens laughed and said that Su Mo is definitely the most popular person in the national scenic spots.

However, how do outsiders know that the starting point of all this turmoil is actually just a fish, and Su Mo is sometimes so willful.

And what is this wayward man doing now? He went back to his hometown for the New Year.