"Winter melon, you dead fat! Are you hitting hard? It's been a day and a night, why haven't you woken up yet? ”

The agent who had just restarted the boot heard someone talking before he could open his eyes. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

"It's impossible!" Another human: "I've been beating Mengzi for so long, when have you ever beaten people with bamboo poles?" ”

"You can't compare with other rough people like this one, I can warn you, such a fairy character, if you break it, let's just wait and cry!"

The fat man was obviously unconvinced, and argued: "If it weren't for Lao Tzu's eyesight, how would you be such a good-looking little girl?" Blame me for this long time? ”

"What's the eyesight? Why do you knock people out for so long with good eyesight? ”

"You say that?"

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The two quarreled at a glance, and they were annoyed by these two guys' quarrels!

The agent opened his eyes, half-sat up and said, "Shut up for me!" ”

"Huh?!"

The two of them were scolded, and they all looked at the girl who had been rubbing the back of her head since she woke up.

"Hehe...... the thin man rubbed his hands very obscenely, and said to the agent: "Miss, what is wrong with you?" Do I need to see a doctor? Please tell Xiaosheng truthfully, Xiaosheng is willing to saddle the horse for Miss! ”

The agent looked at this obscene male, with a sharp beak and monkey gills, his eyes were shining, and he had a lewd smile on his face, what a bad look!

He was thin and tall, wearing the green robe that was often worn by scholars in the court, no wonder his companions called him a bamboo pole, it was really appropriate!

But the agent really felt that his obscene appearance and behavior were not compatible with bamboo, so he looked away slightly and said, "Talk about people!" ”

Bamboo pole: "Uh......"

"Hahaha......" The other fat man couldn't help laughing, "Hahaha, you also have a bamboo pole today, I'll talk about it, you recognize two words, just pretend to be a Sven person all day long, and other little beauties don't eat you at all!" ”

After the agent turned to look at this and laughed, the fat man whose facial features were buried with fat on his face, he looked like two extremes with the bamboo pole, the bamboo pole was extremely thin, he was extremely fat!

But the height is not high, and in the Southern Dynasty, which pursued a slender figure, it was a relatively short type.

His name is also very apt, winter melon, a real dwarf winter melon!

After laughing at the bamboo pole, the dwarf winter melon explained: "What this guy means, little beauty, where are you uncomfortable, let's call someone!" ”

"But you can tease our brother, it seems that there is still no problem!"

"Can you change your accent?" The agent reluctantly switches between the thin man's northern accent and the fat man's southern tone.

"Hey! How kind is the southern accent! Little beauty, don't talk nonsense! ”

"By the way, you ......" the agent was half-lying down, doing classic contemplation, "what about the girl I saw you arrest before?" ”

"Girl?" The thin bamboo pole regained the appearance of a monkey spirit monkey spirit, "Little girl, do you know what we do?" ”

"You're the legendary trafficker!" The agent touched the back of his head and jumped off the bed.

"Huh?!"

Because her movements were too neat and tidy, the winter melon and bamboo pole were frightened to take a step back.

"You say we're traffickers?" Winter melon squinted his eyes, and his already small eyes narrowed into a line, and he walked to the door and said, "Little girl, don't talk nonsense!" ”

The thin bamboo pole also tensed his nerves and said, "Isn't it that the little girl, you fainted on the side of the road with hunger, and our two brothers kindly brought it back to you?" Why did the girl bite us back, what kind of trafficker? ”

"Are you brothers? A brother with a southern accent and a northern accent who doesn't look the slightest bit alike? You were abducted by traffickers when you were young, did you only recognize each other recently? ”

The agent looked at the hut as he spoke.

It was probably because of the darkness of the day, and the visibility of the hut with only one kerosene lamp was very low. But in the eyes of the agent, which were deliberately opened, he still saw the whole picture of this hut.

The doors were rudimentary wooden doors, not even painted, and there was only a bed and a table with five corners, not even chairs.

The so-called bed is only a relatively complete template paved, such a humble place, it must be a temporary residence.

So why did these two traffickers come here after knocking her unconscious?

"No need to pretend to be you two!" The agent sat down on the table, "I saw you, you dragged that little girl into the alley, and then I came along, I know that girl!" ”

"There's no point in you lying to me, I've already seen it anyway!" And you're no match for me, and you can't fool me!

But the thin bamboo pole and the fat winter melon looked at each other, and understood: It makes no sense for you to lie to me, because I have been caught by you!

So the bamboo pole said: "Yes! ”

"Who are you, that little girl?"

The agent said: "People I know, I know her father!" ”

Then the two looked at each other and smiled: they had stepped on the spot before, the little girl's family was just a civilian household, and his father was the boss who bought wine and stuffed balls, even if he found that his daughter couldn't find it, it was useless to report to the official.

And now, the officials of the entire Jiangnan have been attracted to all the attention of the King of Qi from the capital of the Jiangnan flood, where will they pay attention to the disappearance of a commoner's daughter?

And this little beauty said that she knew the man who sold wine and stuffed balls, doesn't it mean that this little beauty is just a commoner, so she doesn't have to worry about what her family is doing?

So the two stupid traffickers were relieved.

The fat man didn't even guard the door, and teased the intelligent body and said, "Sister, we also know each other?" ”

"The eldest brother is called winter melon, that's the bamboo pole brother! Brothers like you the most, you tell your brother, what's your name? ”

"You call them winter melons and bamboo poles, they are both plants, right? Are you vegetative? ”

Just when the bamboo pole was about to get angry, the agent said: "But that's okay, you are vegetative, and I am not human!" ”

The thin man turned to smile obscenely: "How can the little beauty be a human, you are a fairy!" ”

"Tianxian'er, I don't know if it counts, but ...... It's really not human! ”

Hearing the agent's confession, the thin bamboo pole and the fat winter melon fell to the ground laughing.

"Hahahaha...... "Winter melon said: "Little Tianxian'er, we are so afraid!" It's not that people are really scary! ”

"Yes, yes, my brother is really scared!"

The agent looked at these two: Well, well, the inhuman truth will indeed frighten humans!

Small Theatre:

Agent: Oh yes, what a weak human!

Human trafficker combination: Eh, what a weak kidnapper! (To be continued.) )