11. XI
"Heavenly Jade Emperor." Li Jing led Nezha back to the Cloud Treasure Palace, shouted with insufficient confidence, and bowed.
The Jade Emperor did not raise his head, his fingers still tapping on the long case at his characteristic frequency.
The sound of the long case echoed in the main hall, and the hall was silent.
The little immortal officials held their breath and trembled slightly.
"Lost?" After a long time, the Jade Emperor raised his head and stared at Nezha coldly.
Li Jing took a step forward, stopped the Jade Emperor's gaze, and bent down to protect Nezha behind him.
The Jade Emperor looked at it and smiled, shrugged his shoulders, and said; "It's okay, Nezha will call Taishang Laojun over for me."
"Yes." Nezha was ordered to leave, and was surprised.
There was no questioning, no anger, no punishment, and even a change in expression, so he let Nezha out lightly.
"Tianzun ......" Li Jing waited for the Jade Emperor's departure.
"Go down too." The Jade Emperor waved his hand at Li Jing and said.
“…… Be. Li Jing wanted to ask something, but his eyes met the eyes of the Jade Emperor, and finally closed his lips, not daring to say another word.
Guessing Junxin, Li Jing knew that he didn't have that kind of guts.
The Jade Emperor sat on the throne and hooked the corners of his lips, and his slender fingers were next to his lips to support his jaw.
His eyes were silent, hiding countless thoughts that were difficult to peek into.
"Taishang Laojun." The Jade Emperor turned his head and saw that the Taishang Laojun, who was dressed in green clothes, had already come to the main hall, and he didn't know how long he had been waiting.
"Is the Jade Emperor preparing to recruit that monkey to heaven as an official?" Taishang Laojun saw that the Jade Emperor finally came back to his senses, and said tentatively.
"He won Nezha, and I thought about it, this business is quite cost-effective." The Jade Emperor slowly put his hands together and put them on his knees and said; "Recruit him to Heaven and give him a little money, you can keep the world healthy, it's good."
The Jade Emperor put his hands down after speaking.
He changed his sitting position, trapped the whole person in the throne, put one hand lazily on the long case, stretched out his middle finger and tapped the long case hard, as if he had made some important decision.
"So, what official position does the Jade Emperor plan to give?" The corners of Taishang Laojun's lips quietly melted, with a shallow smile.
Although he didn't even notice it.
"You go first." The Jade Emperor looked at Taishang Laojun's smile and narrowed his eyes, but did not answer.
"Then the little god went first?" Taishang Laojun waved the dust.
The Jade Emperor nodded, still motionless, and he was lying dormant on his own turf, quietly thinking.
The little immortal official beside him slowly walked beside him, and Fu Er said a word.
"Oh?" The Jade Emperor raised his eyebrows, his eyes becoming more and more dark.
In the Huaguo Mountain Water Curtain Cave, the monkey was packing his bags and preparing to go to the sky inch by inch to find his daughter-in-law, but he saw a gorgeous man in blue clothes, sitting on a small beast and coming down from the sky.
"King, why is there two things on the ground in three days?" Xiaohua asked, pulling the monkey.
"This is definitely my daughter-in-law who sent someone to pick me up, and my daughter-in-law definitely misses my grandson!!" The monkey was halfway through the run, but he stopped abruptly, nodded to himself, and said; "My grandson can't lose face as a daughter-in-law, my grandson must be cold, reserved, and imposing!"
After he finished speaking, he stood on tiptoe and spun around, turned to the throne of his mountain king, and slowly rubbed it up with suppressed excitement in his heart.
Taishang Laojun was stunned, thinking to himself that this monkey didn't run over by himself, why did he suddenly turn around and rub onto the seat, he really didn't have any eyesight.
"Demon~Elf! Are you sent by my daughter-in-law to pick up my grandson? The monkey asked, with one hand on his knee, and with his cheek resting.
"Who is the goblin~elf?!" Taishang Laojun took a breath and told himself to be calm and calm.
"You! A man, who looks so bewitching ~ charming, dresses so charming~ charming. The monkey changed his seat and continued; You must have become a fox, but you accidentally changed ~ failed to sexually and became a male banshe~ elf, so your heart was unbalanced and became like this. ”
The monkey nodded vigorously, quite satisfied with his guess.
"Bah, what are you talking about, I still wanted to accept you as an apprentice at the beginning, I was really blind." Taishang Laojun pinched his waist with both hands and said; "Listen to Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu is an immortal, and your master is the same generation as the Bodhi Ancestor!"
"Master......" said the monkey's eyes, half of which were half gone; He...... Does he have any commands, Master, he ......"
"Who told you that your master, Lao Tzu just sued you, I am the same generation as your master, do you have to respect Lao Tzu?"
"Cheng Cheng Cheng, then my grandson will call you an old demon ~ Jingcheng." The monkey scratched the monkey hair on his head and said; "Old goblin~elf, my daughter-in-law asked you to find my grandson, tell me what my daughter-in-law said?"
Taishang Laojun looked at the monkey and looked at him excitedly, silently stroked his chest, and told him that as an elder, he should be generous and not take the words of the junior to heart.
However, I really can't bear it.
"Stinky monkey, let me tell you, you are called Lao Tzu Demon ~ Forget it, what do you mean by adding an old man!"
"Old goblin~elf, you said that you are the same generation as my master, and my grandson calls you old goblin~elf not to respect you?" The monkey tilted his head, scratching his cheeks and looking confused.
"Okay...... Taishang Laojun wiped the sweat on his forehead, squeezed his hands hard, breathed a sigh of relief, and said; I was sent by the Jade Emperor to recruit you to heaven as an official. ”
"Being an official?" The monkey shook his head and said; "You weren't sent to me by my daughter-in-law?"
Taishang Laojun said in his heart; Who is your daughter-in-law, do you know Lao Tzu, please call Lao Tzu, let Lao Tzu run errands for her.
Wait, Taishang Laojun tilted his head, looked the monkey up and down, and thought to himself, why did this monkey actually marry a daughter-in-law?
Fortunately, Lao Tzu did not take him as an apprentice.
Taishang Laojun shook his head, felt a burst of comfort, and said; "No, I was sent by the Jade Emperor."
"Oh, you were sent by the Jade Emperor." The monkey nodded when he heard this, and looked at Taishang Laojun with a look of my understanding; "Don't go, my grandson will wait for my daughter-in-law to come to me, and as an official, I will also ask my daughter-in-law."
"Men have to be ambitious." Taishang Laojun said.
"Men?" The monkey jumped in front of Taishang Laojun and said; "My grandson is my daughter-in-law's man, aside from my daughter-in-law, I am a monkey, old demon ~ elf, don't want to seduce ~ lure me grandson."
"Who seduced you~ !!!" Taishang Laojun felt that his whole body was going to explode.
"Immortals." The white monkey handed over a cup of tea to ease the atmosphere of the two and said; "The king of our family thinks so much about his daughter-in-law, and you are from heaven, he thinks you were sent by his daughter-in-law."
"What ......" Taishang Laojun drank half a sip of tea and felt a little relieved, but when he heard the second half of the sentence, he almost choked to death with a mouthful of water.
"Who is the daughter-in-law of this monkey...... Is it heavenly? Taishang Laojun's voice trembled again.
"What's the matter, can't my grandson's daughter-in-law be in the sky, you old demon ~ spirit are in the sky, my grandson's daughter-in-law should be in the sky!" The monkey smiled like a flower.
"Who, despite the rules of heaven, is still blind enough to take a fancy to you like this?"
"You beg my grandson, and my grandson will sue you." The monkey's face was smug.
"Forget it, you're really not an official?" Taishang Laojun thought about it, and he still didn't know about this kind of thing.
"Inappropriate." The monkey refused, and looked at Taishang Laojun with a generous face and said; "You old goblin~goblin, can you be a little curious...... Forget it, my grandson knows that you are old, and I am embarrassed, but my grandson is still generous and merciful to tell you. ”
Taishang Laojun had a black line, and his heart was extremely broken.
"Stand up, my grandson will scare you to death when he says it." The monkey straightened up, his face full of pride.
So...... Is this a wife who is being shown off?
Taishang Laojun thought, touched his neck and said cooperatively; "Well, you say, see which one is blind."
"My daughter-in-law is Nezha...... Third prince, I'm scared! The monkey shouted.
"What?!" Taishang Laojun was frightened, and the whole person was not good, he looked at the monkey dumbfounded, and said; "Nezha, is she your daughter-in-law?"
"Old goblin~elf, I'm afraid, I'll tell you that my daughter-in-law is amazing and beautiful." The monkey couldn't help but start showing off again.
"Stop!" Taishang Laojun waved the dust and sealed the monkey's mouth and said; "Nezha sues you, she's a girl?!"
"What, my daughter-in-law is a sister?!" Taishang Laojun's mana has no effect on the monkey.
"No, no, no...... She's a man, a man. Taishang Laojun noticed his gaffe and waved his hand again and again.
He tilted his head, and suddenly thought of something, and said loudly to the monkey; "I'm Master Nezha, do you want to see her?"
"No way, you don't look like my daughter-in-law's master, just like you, it's impossible for you to teach my daughter-in-law to be as beautiful and fight-friendly as her apprentice." The monkey shook his head at Taishang Laojun and said.
"What's wrong with Lao Tzu?!" The green tendons on Taishang Laojun's forehead flared up, and he barely managed to stabilize himself and said; "Nezha, why did that little baby provoke you...... Forget it, you just say if you want to see your daughter-in-law?! ”
"Yes!" The monkey nodded like a chicken pecking rice.
"Then go to heaven with Lao Tzu, and Lao Tzu will be able to take you to see Nezha." Taishang Laojun decided to deceive the monkey to heaven first, and explained the order of the Jade Emperor.
"My grandson doesn't believe it." The monkey snorted and tilted his head, his jaw slightly raised.
"If you don't believe it, Nezha is still waiting for you in heaven on this Hot Wheel." Taishang Laojun was talking nonsense, and at the same time rode on the green ox with a banjiao, pretending to go to the sky.
"Believe it, the white monkey helped my grandson set it up, and my grandson went to see his daughter-in-law." The monkey waved goodbye to the white monkey and immediately followed.