Chapter 101: Chang'e blushed! (Ask for recommendations!) )
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A few people looked depressed and vomited blood!
"it!"
"Why did you lose again?"
"A ghost king like a red-clothed ghost can't beat him?"
"This white porcelain vase is actually a spiritual treasure? How the hell did this guy get it? ”
They're all crazy!
They're all stupid too!
It's impossible! How is this possible?
Shi Buju is undoubtedly the most depressed one on the field, from a little ghost to a water ghost, failure again and again, making him lose face in front of everyone, I thought that using the ultimate spell left by the ancestor Shi Yituo to summon the most ferocious red-clothed ghost will definitely be able to be ashamed!
But he never expected it!
The speed at which this red-clothed ghost failed was even faster than the previous ones! How can this kid have more hole cards than his!
And Shi Zhenxiang is also full of grief and indignation, he was so angry in the family courtyard before, and now he is angry again, his uncle still doesn't let people live?
Wrath!
Unwilling!
Humiliation!
But they only dare to complain here, after appreciating Li Yibai's terrifying ghost-catching skills, no one will dare to provoke him anymore, because this kind of stupid behavior is tantamount to looking for death!
This is your sister's!
Who said Li Yibai was a rookie?
Who said the white porcelain bottle was a urine bottle?
Rookie fart! What a pee! It turns out that this kid has been hiding his strength from beginning to end, which is too terrifying!
……
Inside the family hospital.
"Ghost Hunter" on TV has also come to an end, the evil ghosts were defeated by Li Yibai one by one, and the villains who controlled everything behind the scenes all fled and never dared to show up again.
"It's finally over."
"The movie is really good."
"The Heavenly Master has always behaved very well from beginning to end, and whenever everyone thinks that he is at the end of his rope, he can always turn evil into good fortune,"
"The only pity is that the temperature in the living room is too weird, in the summer, the air conditioning is also turned off, why is the room like an ice cellar?"
"That said, it's weird, but it's much better now, I don't know if it's my delusion."
Zhu Banxia stretched lazily, and Uncle Liu also stood up and moved his hands and feet.
"This movie is really good, it makes me feel like I'm there!" Li Yibai felt it and said, but he didn't say a word about the earth-shattering battle just now, not that he didn't want to mention it, but that this earth-shattering battle was too shocking.
Seeing that it was not too early, Li Yibai got up, "Teacher Zhu, Uncle Liu, it's getting late, so I won't stay here longer." ”
Uncle Liu said: "Okay, I won't keep you much, Banxia, go and send Xiao Li." ”
"Yes." Zhu Banxia stood up, and after sending Li Yibai to the door, he said gratefully: "On the way before, I have already heard my father say it, thank you very much for your help." ”
"It's all a small matter." Li Yibai looked indifferent, but then said: "Teacher Zhu, don't be too polite, just send me here, you don't have to send me home." ”
Zhu Banxia's face froze, "I didn't plan to send you home." ”
Li Yibai: "......"
……
Legend has it that cameras and the like, under certain circumstances, can shoot ghosts!
As everyone knows, when Sun Weiwei and Li Yibai walked to the door together, a deeply hidden camera in the potted plant about half a person tall was recording all the movements in the living room!
This is when her father yelled at the family thief before, Zhu Banxia deliberately hid here, perhaps, she probably forgot about it!
……
Go back to the house.
Come to the couch.
Li Yibai went up to be a "Uncle Ge lying", recalling all the experiences he had experienced today, he still had a chill down his spine, if he hadn't just snatched the treasure from the king of Hades during that time, maybe he would have gone to a "tryst" with the other party at this time!
As soon as Hades was mentioned, "buzzing", the phone suddenly vibrate!
It was the news that a new immortal had joined the Heavenly Court chat group!
Li Yibai smiled, and when he thought that he would be able to grab the red envelopes of the immortals in a while, he completely left all the previous displeasure behind.
"Tai Bai Xing invites the mountain god to join the Heavenly Court chat group."
The Heavenly Court chat group was very lively at this time.
Lei Gong: The mountain god is here!
Electric mother: There is a long way to go!
Howling Dog: Woohoo! (Welcome!) Welcome! Put out the welcome mat! )
Erlang God: The roaring dog at home is too excited, didn't scare the mountain god, right? I'm now harshly criticizing him!
Mountain God: Thank you for your welcome, little old man, I am bored staying on the mountain, I heard that there is a constellation (heavenly court chat group) in the heavenly court, among which there is also a kind and charitable red envelope Tianzun, so I begged Taibai Daxian to join the group!
Chang'e: You've come to the right place!
Zhu Bajie: Sister Chang'e's words are my words!
Flower Fairy: Who doesn't know the prestige of my Tianzun in the fairy world now?
He Xiangu: Seriously agree with upstairs! It's because I didn't know the prestige of Tianzun that I suffered a big loss, and now I haven't come back yet!
Li Yibai laughed heartily, he didn't expect that his reputation as a "red envelope Tianzun" was now so big, and it had spread to the mountains, but he probably guessed that eighty percent of it was the father-in-law of the land who praised him in front of the mountain god.
Therefore, the road to Red Envelope Tianzun has a long way to go!
In order to lay a solid step on this avenue, Li Yibai did not hesitate to throw a big red envelope into the group!
"The Howling Sky Dog has received your Nine Turns Strength Pill!"
"Zhu Bajie has received your Earth Splitting Tiangang Talisman!"
"Fairy Chang'e has received your 82-year-old cucumber!"
Look at the mountain god again, "The mountain god has received your tea eggs!" ”
In just one second, Li Yibai saw a series of system messages that the red envelopes had been collected, and it was much faster than the previous times!
It's an old monster who has been single for hundreds or thousands of years!
This hand speed is simply off the charts!
Just as Li Yibai was amazed, the mountain god sent a message!
Mountain God: (drooling) Tianzun, do you still have tea eggs? The little old man has a big appetite, and one is not enough to eat at all, can you have a few more?
Come on to your sister!
Don't be so greedy!
Li Yibai shot back angrily: No, this tea egg is a treasure handed down from ancient times, it is already a great luck to give you one, and you dare to ask for a second one?
Ancient Baby?
So awesome?
The mountain god was deeply shocked!
The other immortals in the group originally wanted to feast on it, but when they heard this, they didn't dare to squeak in an instant!
Seeing that the mountain god was bluffed by himself, Li Yibai smiled with satisfaction, but at this moment, Fairy Chang'e caught him off guard!
Fairy Chang'e: (blushing) Tianzun is so bad, with your 82-year-old cucumber, I don't have the strength to speak now!
Don't have the strength to speak?
Why don't you have the strength to speak?
And why is this old cucumber used instead of eaten?
Li Yibai looked confused.
The pure little Meng Xin said that he didn't understand! Can anyone give an explanation?
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Fairy Chang'e: (blushing), can Childe give a recommendation ticket and a reward? The little woman will invite you to Guanghan Palace!