Chapter 174: A beautiful woman carrying a mummy shopping
"No, at most become a skeleton like a blue crystal skeleton man!" Ji Jida replied casually. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
"Huh? If you become a skeleton man, you might as well die instead of becoming a pink skeleton! "The instant noodle goddess shrank.
"It's better than your previous ghost, don't worry, I'll make enough noodles every day!" Ji Ji said with a bright smile.
"What did you say? I'm so hungry! The instant noodle girl said coquettishly.
Ji Jida's heart moved, this instant noodle girl's current appearance is too bad for the country and the people, so that Ji Jida almost forgot that he was also so hungry!
With the triangular man's cracking method, the thirteen levels that went out from the inside became decorations, and Ji Jida quickly walked out of this divine tomb with the instant noodle girl.
Outside is still the world of yellow sand, and the nearest city with an airport from here has to be thousands of miles away, looking at this vast desert, Ji Jida looked at the instant noodle girl with some worry.
This instant noodle girl's physique is naturally no problem to run a thousand miles of desert, and Ji Jida put on the Liuyun boots, and this thousand miles of desert is naturally not a problem, but if they go together, Ji Jida will not be able to stand it, after all, the speed of this instant noodle girl is too slow, and when they walk out of the desert together, Ji Jida will either starve to death or die of thirst.
"Sir, since your Flowing Cloud Boots are so fast, you might as well run out of the desert with me on your back!" The instant noodle woman stroked the flow of the sea in front of her forehead.
"Then let's give it a try!" Ji Ji squatted down the horse and walked the way.
"Oops, I'll go! How can you be so heavy! Ji Jida was pressed down.
"How do I know? This body is still carved by you! The bubble noodle girl wriggled her coquettish waist and said.
This bubble noodle girl looks weak like a young lady of everyone, but this weight is too terrifying, at least a thousand catties, but she is really a veritable thousand catties of young lady.
"In this case, let's go back to the graveyard to find a mummy, you sit on the mummy, and I can run wild in the desert with the mummy!" Ji Jida immediately thought of the way of the solution.
"Well, that's a good idea, so that we can sell the mummy in the city, and we will have the ticket money!" The instant noodle woman said in approval with both hands.
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Ji Jida tied the shroud around her waist, and the other end was attached to the mummy, while the bubble noodle girl was lying on her back on the mummy's body, enjoying the desert scenery with great interest.
Ji Ji unfolded the maximum function of the Cloud Boots, pulling the mummy to speed through the desert, which was faster than the car of Tema.
Thousands of miles of desert, half a day to run to the end, this is the famous Cairo City, Ji Jida found a large piece of oil paper to wrap the mummy, and then let the instant noodle girl carry it.
In this way, this instant noodle girl carrying a mummy to Cairo can cause a 100% return rate, originally the instant noodle girl's natural appearance can already cause a 100% return rate, but now she is carrying a seemingly heavy thing, and the young man next to her who looks strong is shopping leisurely with his hands behind his back, which makes many people with gentlemanly plots and feminist ideas look unpleasant.
Cha!
A fiery red sports car came to a halt next to Ji Jida, and the sports car would be transformed into an open-top sports car like a Transformer, which was considered the most advanced sports car in the world at the time.
"Hay! Beauty, don't mind if I treat you to a cup of coffee! The cool young man in the sports car said ambiguously.
"Fuck off!" The instant noodle girl said angrily.
"I don't mind, and I'm a little thirsty!" Ji Ji said with a thick face.
"Get out of here! If I had such a beautiful companion, I would never let her carry something! The cool man glanced at Ji Ji with great disdain.
"Alright! Since my friend is thirsty, let's go get some drinks, but I'm worried about two things! The bubble noodle girl put the mummy down and straightened her breasts.
"Don't worry baby! I can solve any problem you have, trust me! The cool man swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said ecstatically.
"The first question, this car of yours can't carry us." The instant noodle girl pursed her lips.
"How is that possible? If I can't move you in this car, I'll bring in an armored car that pulls howitzers! The cool man said unconvinced.
"Okay, let's try then!" As she spoke, the instant noodle girl picked up the mummy and got into the car.
Burst!
The wheels on the side where the instant noodle girl was sitting were immediately flattened, so there was no way to drive in such an unbalanced situation.
Such a spectacle immediately attracted the onlookers of passers-by, and now everyone is wondering, what is wrapped in this broken oil paper? How can it be so heavy?
In fact, this is everyone's misunderstanding, this mummy is really not heavy, and the source of the weight is naturally the bubble noodle girl who looks weak, and at this time, Ji Jida also thought of another very serious problem.
Originally, Ji Jida and the instant noodle girl planned to fly back to Huaxia by plane, but the weight of more than a dozen people in this instant noodle girl must not be able to board the plane, even if it is not checked out, it is extremely dangerous to board at such a weight, and Ji Jida immediately decided not to go to the airport anymore.
It seems that the matter of returning to China is going to be implemented on this playboy who loves to fight and hug.
"My name is Muhammad Drone, may I ask you, Lady Honor, what exactly is your luggage? How can it be so heavy? The playboy finally asked the question that the onlookers were most concerned about.
"What do I call you? This package has nothing to do with you! If you can take us to dinner in an armored car, we can continue to socialize, otherwise let's say goodbye! The instant noodle woman said coldly.
This soft nail made Ron crazy in his heart, with his name Ron, no one in Cairo City dared to speak to him like this, and now this mysterious oriental beauty is like this to him, this slight frustration makes Ron decide to fulfill his promise, isn't it to mobilize a military armored vehicle.
Ron made a phone call in public, and soon a special forces squad arrived in a military armored vehicle, which made Ron's name even louder.
Fortunately, the instant noodle girl is carrying a mummy, otherwise the crazy weight of the instant noodle girl will be exposed, and it seems that the instant noodle girl will have to carry a heavy-looking thing when she goes out in the future.
Ji Jida and Instant Noodles board the military armored vehicle together, during which Ron tries to please Instant Noodles to help him carry the mummy, but Instant Noodles unceremoniously refuses.