18. XVIII
"Daughter-in-law, let me tell you, my grandson has changed places to live, and that place is not much worse than Huaguo Mountain." The monkey followed Nezha and explained his new place of residence.
After all, the monkey thinks that as a qualified minister, he must inform his daughter-in-law about everything. In case one of your daughters-in-law is unhappy, it won't be fun to use this as an excuse not to want herself.
Although, Nezha doesn't seem to want him at the moment.
However, the monkey thinks that even if Nezha doesn't want himself, his status as a public is obvious to all.
So the monkey decided to take the lead in reporting truthfully without waiting for Nezha to speak.
"So, where?" Nezha said casually.
"Pan Tao Garden, the garden is full of pink and tender peaches, not to mention how much it suits you!" The monkey silently gave a thumbs up to his answer in his heart.
"Does it match my ......?" Nezha looked back at the monkey slowly, thinking to himself Does this have anything to do with him?
"That's right, Xiaohua said, pink girly heart. Daughter-in-law, look, the pink of the yard, looking at the past, the pink peach hearts, is it very satisfying for your girl's heart? The monkey smiled slyly at Nezha, silently expecting Nezha to listen to it, and then pulled his robe to his side excitedly, and then lowered his head slightly with his cooperation, and then Nezha pinched his little skirt and raised his head......
Yes...... When the monkey thought about it, he felt goosebumps all over his body, full of happiness.
"Oh, so, can you go to Pan Taoyuan now?" Nezha nodded at the monkey and smirked.
Girl's heart, what the hell is that, hasn't it always been emphasized that the master is a man?
"Okay, daughter-in-law, are you suggesting that my grandson will go back and clean up first, will you come and live with my grandson immediately?!" The monkey looked at Nezha with green eyes in excitement, thinking that my daughter-in-law must be too shy to dare to poop in broad daylight, and to stay until she went home.
Nezha lowered his head and grinned, and continued to walk forward, without speaking.
"Daughter-in-law, come over quickly, you have to believe in my grandson's speed, my grandson must be cleaned up and waiting for you immediately!" The monkey looked at Nezha's head lowered, and he was even more sure that it was his little daughter-in-law who must have acquiesced with red cheeks and a shy face.
The monkey didn't say a word, turned a somersault and disappeared beside Nezha, all kinds of fantasies and Nezha's beautiful life in Pantaoyuan along the way.
"Second brother." Nezha saw that the monkey was far away, and the diameter came to the thirty-third heaven, and before he entered the door, he called first.
The courtyard is quiet, Taishang Laojun is not there, Maruko is not there, and Erlang Zhenjun is not there.
Nezha walked to the locust tree with doubts, the locust tree was densely foliage, and a clump of vines was wrapped around the trunk, and a blood-colored flower bloomed on the vine.
Somewhat familiar, the flower stood on the trunk of the tree, like the poisonous tongue of a blood-spitting son, with a mysterious bewitchment.
Nezha stepped on the Hot Wheels and flew to the flower, reaching out to touch it.
"Nezha!" Nezha's fingertips stopped in mid-air, and when he heard the sound, he turned around and saw a white dress.
"Master." Nezha called, and the movements of his hands stopped.
"Yes." Taiyi Zhenren responded casually, standing straight at the door, not taking a step closer, as if he was afraid of something.
"Master is here to find Taishang Laojun, he is not here." Nezha thought about it and said as he looked at the empty glass couch.
"No, I'm looking for you." Taiyi Zhenren hooked the corners of his lips, hugged his arms with both hands and said, "Nezha, come here, don't touch that thing." ”
"Yes." Nezha flew over on Hot Wheels and didn't ask much.
has been an immortal for many years, and Nezha has always kept the tacit understanding with his master.
There are some things he doesn't say, and she doesn't ask.
"Let's go." Taiyi Zhenren raised his hand to drive the clouds, and flew into the sky with Nezha.
"Master, where are we going, and my second brother wants me to come here to find him." Nezha stood behind Taiyi Zhenren and asked with his head tilted and looked at his master's back.
"They are all at the Queen Mother's, today is the Pan Tao Club, you are afraid that you will forget if you catch a monkey in the nether realm." Taiyi waved his hand to disperse Cong Yun and cleared the way forward, turned his head and slipped Nezha, glanced at the end of the knife and said, "Oh, you haven't caught that monkey yet." ”
"Master, is it really good for you to directly expose the old bottom of the apprentice like this?" Nezha pouted behind Taiyi and complained.
"I think it's good to be a teacher, after all, it's you who are not good at learning art." Taiyi's real head has not returned.
"Master, why don't you say that you yourself are inferior to Bodhi Ancestor?"
"Oh, you've seen me inferior to him."
"Uh......."
"Yes, you haven't seen it, but I've seen you can't catch a monkey." Taiyi Zhenren's poisonous tongue is extremely thorough.
Well, Nezha decided not to quarrel with his master. As for such a thing as a poisonous tongue, it is better for the master to play with Taishang Laojun by himself.
Nezha followed his master to the Taiwei Yuqing Palace, and the inside and outside of the huge palace were already full of large and small immortals.
The air was filled with incense pills called floating dreams with agarwood incense as the base, and the leaden blue cigarettes floated out from the Jiufeng relief incense burner one by one, enveloping the entire hall, as if burning a blue dream.
The phoenix, a sacred bird with seven-colored tail feathers, flew from afar with the glow of the sky, and they circled around the jade seat of the main hall, gently waving their huge golden-red wings.
Between the white jade pillars in the hall, with seven colors of brocade together, the breeze blows, overflowing with color and light.
The fairy Chang'e, who is like moonlight, leads a group of fairy women to stand in the center of the hall, singing and dancing lightly, and the water sleeves are flying.
The cold woman sitting on the jade throne smiled at the corner of her lips.
But the smile seems to be a plum blossom that blooms in the cold winter wax moon and solidifies on the branches, with the unique cold arrogance of the cold winter.
She took advantage of the gap where no one was paying attention to the empty space and gracefully picked up the wine bottle on the table to hide her palm-sized face.
"Eh, the third prince is here." She lowered her head and whispered to the little fairy beside her: "I actually didn't come with Erlang Zhenjun, this palace is a little unhappy." ”
"Queen Mother, I think you should be happy." Xiao Xian'e nodded with satisfaction to His Highness and said.
"Hmph, Zhenjun actually came with Tianpeng, he actually left their Nezha, how could I be happy." The queen mother frowned and silently ate a lychee, her expression extremely sad.
"No, Queen Mother, look." The Queen Mother followed Xiao Xian'e's gaze.
When he arrived at Nezha in Yuqing Palace, he looked at the main hall and looked around.
I saw that her gaze finally settled, and she walked towards Yang Jian.
The Queen Mother nodded, quite satisfied with Nezha's approach.
The two looked at each other, and Yang Jian also threw down the canopy and came over to welcome Nezha.
"That's right, Hongu is very satisfied." The Queen Mother picked a lychee, made an orchid by hand, and carefully untied the belt for this fruit.
"Second brother." Nezha saw Yang Jian and nodded.
Yang Jian didn't speak, and picked up Nezha from the crowd like a chicken, and hugged him with one hand.
"Hey, second brother, do you want to pick me up again without saying a word!"
"There are a lot of people today, you don't step on the Hot Wheels for fear that someone will accidentally kick you, or hold on to convenience." After Yang Jian explained coldly, he hugged Nezha and walked to the canopy.
"Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up! Erlang Zhenjun is really a warm man. Xiao Xian'e's eyes were full of peach hearts, and she looked excited.
"No, it's not a warm man." The queen mother raised her eyebrows coldly and said, "Is this obviously possessive, so many people, Erlang is afraid that their Nezha will accidentally eat tofu." The domineering president or something, the most loving. ”
"Yes, yes, the Queen Mother is right!" Xiao Xian'e bit her handkerchief to suppress the excitement in her heart.
"I forgot it too, if I hadn't gone to Taishang Laojun and met him and was about to go out, I'm afraid it would have been too late." Yang Jian continued to explain to Nezha.
"It's okay, it's just that the second brother is going to sue me for something?"
"Nezha, it's inconvenient to say here." Yang Jian looked around and said, "It's better to wait for the Pan Tao meeting to end, and we are looking for a place to talk in detail." ”
"Talk about it in detail...... Cheap, what do you and Brother Nezha want to do behind my back? Canopy walked over with a wine bottle.
"Talk about you."
"Talk about me, I know that you are seduced by my handsomeness ~ bewitched, say what you want to do to me, I will satisfy you!" Tian Peng patted his chest at the two people, his cheeks were stained with a drunken flush, and he said with a proud face.
"This peach will be a peach before it is served, you will get drunk first." Yang Jian pressed his furrowed brows and shook his head at the canopy.
"Drunk...... Who is drunk, are you drunk,? Tianpeng walked and staggered in front of Yang Jian, rubbed Nezha's head, and patted Yang Jian's chest.
He patted Yang Jian's chest with his ears, listened to the voice, looked up at Yang Jian suspiciously, and as if he understood something, he lowered his head and stuck out his tongue, licking it through the clothes...... Make Yang Jian's chest.
Nezha silently turned his head, lay on Yang Jian's back, and silently recited the mantra of purifying his heart.
Yang Jian looked embarrassed and reached out under the chin of the canopy, held it and lifted it up, forcing him to look at himself.
Tiancang's eyes were slightly red with water, and he looked at Yang Jian in puzzlement.
His lips were probably moisturized because of the wine.
"You're drunk." Yang Jian was slightly hoarse when he heard his voice, and his body also had some kind of indescribable reaction.
Canopy looked at him, and he let go of his hand to avoid touching him.
I saw that Tianpeng lowered his head and reached out to touch the bulge on his chest, completely a child who did not know anything about the world.
"Why is there no wine?" Canopy asked, tilting his head.
"Forget it, you're drunk anyway." Yang Jian reached out and pinched Tiancang's chin tightly and lifted it up.
He lowered his head and kissed it violently, but he didn't dare to stay too much because of the surrounding environment.
"Well, I drank a lot." Yang Jian licked the corners of his lips and said, "Nezha, you can turn back." ”