Chapter 33: Grooming
The agent who obtained the unexpected treasure was still quite satisfied with Wen Ruxiu, an 'unqualified' competitor, so he happily put Wen Rulang into the file for record.
Just when I was about to study this so-called "sacred book that records the reproduction of human beings", Shen Wu, the almighty maid who had disappeared for a while, led a group of little sisters (maid 1234), and walked in with Mama Xu, who had not been seen for more than half a month, and pushed the door in.
As soon as I opened the door, I saw the county lord wearing a bright red wedding dress, standing in front of the crystal mirror that was equal to the body, with a slender figure, but his face without powder was also very eye-catching.
Beauty can always make people forget the unpleasant, so Mama Xu, who was angry all the way, calmed down at the moment and walked towards the slim beauty.
What is Mama Xu angry about, originally she came to teach some royal court etiquette a few days ago, and that Liu Yuemei let her concubine's daughter participate in the study was enough to make Mama Xu unhappy, but fortunately, the county lord behaved the best, and also slapped the Liu family hard, she thought that the Liu family would be at peace for a while.
However, at such an important time today, the Liu family still dares to come out with a moth-
Liu's even took the opportunity to say that he was too happy and hurt his body and couldn't see the guest.
It doesn't matter if she can't see guests, no one wants to be received by a side room anyway, but she even turned down the request to dress up for the county lord!
Because the bride's grooming should be from the female elders of the family, but except for the woman who called herself 'Mrs. Wen', the rest of the Wenhou Mansion are all aunts in the clan, and the female dependents of those side branches, according to the rank of the county lord, dressing up for the county lord is not in line with etiquette.
If the county lord can't dress up smoothly, it will be a joke to spread it, and others don't know what to think of the county lord!
The Liu family doesn't care about being someone else's after-dinner conversation, but the county lord can't!
No, early in the morning, after receiving the news from His Royal Highness King Qi, Mama Xu hurriedly asked the queen for a mission and immediately rushed to Wenhou Mansion. Thinking about the county lord being wronged like this along the way, Wen Hou didn't teach the Liu family any lessons, but let the Liu family torture the county lord like this, it was unbearable!
Princess Rongxu has been immortal for many years, Liu Yuemei has been taking care of the backyard of Wenhou Mansion, if it is an ordinary family, even if she is not a wife, she can be promoted to a flat wife.
But Wen Hou's wife is Her Royal Highness, the eldest princess of the Southern Dynasty, the 'Princess Rongxu' personally named by His Majesty the Emperor. Therefore, as long as Wen Jiuqing does not speak, the Liu family is destined to never be able to go to the Wen family's clan for the rest of his life, and he can only be an aunt until he dies.
Liu, who has already boiled into a human being, is not afraid that her status will not be able to rise for a while, but if she is an aunt for one more day, her daughters will also be concubines who can't be on the family tree for one more day, and the two flower-like daughters are also about to reach the age of kissing.
No matter how coercive and tempting she has been over the years, Wen Jiuqing has never let go, how can she miss this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity?
So, after discussing with Wen Shichu, the two felt that they must take this opportunity to let Wen Jiuqing admit Liu Yuemei's identity as the main mother of Wenhou Mansion, as long as she bows her head first, the clansmen will be able to explain, and if the county lord wants to marry safely at the wedding, he will have to suffer this dumb loss!
The strategy of the two is not very clever, but if it is really Wen Jiuqing, it is really possible to compromise on this, and the agent--she is an alien intelligence with a blind face will remember who is the person who groomed him?
But they left out an important person in their plan - King Qi, the man who was about to become Wen Jiuqing's husband!
Sure enough, as soon as the news came into the palace here, the queen mother over there was furious, and with a handful of instructions, she sent Mama Xu over again as the bride's dresser.
Now those who haven't had time to see the county lord's joke are angry againโ
When a woman gets married, she will not only compare the dowry bride price, but also make a fuss about some small things, such as a while ago when the king married the princess, the princess's dressing mother is the master of Liu Guifei's side, and it has been spread in the imperial capital for a long time, which has aroused the envy of many ladies to be married.
But now, Wen Jiuqing's dresser turned out to be Mama Xu, who is Mama Xu, Mama Xu is one level higher than the average mother-in-charge, belonging to the female official system, that is the first person among female officials, the "model of etiquette" of the Holy Chrysostom!
And Mama Xu was a bride with makeup, but she is the queen today!
What do others think, now Mama Xu doesn't care anymore, after today, the county lord has become a person of His Royal Highness King Qi, and these grievances will naturally have someone to stand up for her.
Never again...... Lonely!
In front of the clear mirror, Mama Xu put flowers on her, dotted her lips, combed a flying fairy bun, and pulled the nine-grade pearl set on the phoenix crown into her hair.
"When the princess brought the laughing county lord into the palace, Xia Guan was fortunate to meet her." Holding a jade comb to comb Wen Jiuqing's scattered hair, Mama Xu sighed with emotion: "At that time, the county lord was still young, at the age of babbling, staring at a pair of big watery eyes and babbling with a small mouth, so cute. โ
The bride under the phoenix crown is bright, with bright eyes and bright teeth, willow eyebrows and a nose, slender lips and neck, shaved shoulders and onion fingers, soft waist, slender legs, fifteen or sixteen good years, and the skin and pearls complement each other, such beauty makes it difficult for people to hold themselves.
"In a flash, our little princess has become a bride!" Mama Xu couldn't help but wet the corners of her eyes.
The high-spirited princess has passed away with hatred, the delicate and pungent noble girl has become the virtuous and generous queen mother now, and the innocent little girl has also become the feared female official in the harem.
The years are not forgiving, it turns out, if you are not careful, the memories are unbearable, and now things are wrong.
Mama Xu wept while dressing up the county lord.
At this time, the county lord is ...... with the system monarch
'She's going to pull my hair all the time for Sema?' As an alien brain who was just familiar with her parasite, she was now very worried about whether this human would hurt her fragile human hair.
If she remembers correctly, she lost a few hairs yesterday because of those unqualified competitors! As an abnormal human being, she cannot have a normal metabolism like a human being, that is, her poor hair loss is no longer possible to grow on its own.
If she wanted to grow hair, she had to convert other nutrients into her body, and in order to be 100% similar, she had to analyze the diameter, length, color and split end of all the hairs to simulate another identical hair.
However, the human body structure is really too capricious, she and System Jun analyzed hundreds of billions of hairs, but they didn't find two similarities, that is, all the hairs are different!
(Small Theatre)
Mama Xu: County Lord, your hair is so good.
Agent: The structure of the human body is really fine, no wonder it is so expensive to buy! One entire mission can be redeemed!
Mama Xu: ...... Hey, add another golden hairpin!
System Jun: Congratulations to Mama Xu for obtaining the full level of skills in communicating correctly with agents!